Picture of the Day

Gender according to the new gender ideology:

I like. You sure you have them all?

First I laughed. Then I realized it is preatty much accurate. Thanks, Philo. You made me want to really shapeshift into a wolf and run to the woods before the reminder of my sanity is damaged beyond repair by those socially experimenting nuts...

Feral on his lab:

First I laughed. Then I realized it is pretty much accurate. Thanks, Philo. You made me want to really shapeshift into a wolf and run to the woods before the remainder of my sanity is damaged beyond repair by those socially experimenting nuts.

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Feral on his lab:

Awww, such a cute picture!! I would pet him yes I would!

Zer0Morph wrote:

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Feral on his lab:

Awww, such a cute picture!! I would pet him yes I would!

Beware, I get excited pretty easily...

@Jad: But.. The credit to my quote...?

Law of nature. You want your quote back, you take it back.

Dragatus wrote:

Law of nature. You want your quote back, you take it back.

That is the law of the jungle. As an Eurasian wolf (Canis lupus lupus) I am more familiar with laws of deciduous forests, taiga or steppe... So I may hunt Jad for sustenance instead.

Good thing my sanity was damaged beyond repair before I read this topic. Otherwise I'd have to sue you...

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Good thing my sanity was damaged beyond repair before I read this topic. Otherwise I'd have to sue you...

As a civil helicopter, I won't hear such funny stuff from someone who is Tzeentch-gendered!

BTW, don't blame me for your lost sanity. Blame Jad and Kara.

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Good thing my sanity was damaged beyond repair before I read this topic. Otherwise I'd have to sue you...

As a civil helicopter, I won't hear such funny stuff from someone who is Tzeentch-gendered!

BTW, don't blame me for your lost sanity. Blame Jad and Kara.

What about me...?

*does sad puppy eyes*

Feral wrote:

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Good thing my sanity was damaged beyond repair before I read this topic. Otherwise I'd have to sue you...

As a civil helicopter, I won't hear such funny stuff from someone who is Tzeentch-gendered!

BTW, don't blame me for your lost sanity. Blame Jad and Kara.

What about me...?

*does sad puppy eyes*

*pats Feral on the head and throws a stick of dynamite*
Btw I don't blame any of you for my lost sanity. I lost it in the flood and since none of you are responsible for that...

Childe of Malkav wrote:

*pats Feral on the head and throws a stick of dynamite*
Btw I don't blame any of you for my lost sanity. I lost it in the flood and since none of you are responsible for that...

Flood on the forum is a fault of the admin, no?

*runs off to chase a stick*

Feral wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

*pats Feral on the head and throws a stick of dynamite*
Btw I don't blame any of you for my lost sanity. I lost it in the flood and since none of you are responsible for that...

Flood on the forum is a fault of the admin, no?

*runs off to chase a stick*

Oh snap. Shots fired.

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Feral wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

*pats Feral on the head and throws a stick of dynamite*
Btw I don't blame any of you for my lost sanity. I lost it in the flood and since none of you are responsible for that...

Flood on the forum is a fault of the admin, no?

*runs off to chase a stick*

Oh snap. Shots fired.

*halts abruptly and perks ears*

Shots? I didn't know we were hunting ducks!?

Ducks? We're not hunting ducks, we're hunting Tzimisce ghouls (not alien ones, just to make sure).

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Ducks? We're not hunting ducks, we're hunting Tzimisce ghouls (not alien ones, just to make sure).

But why? Tzimisce ghouls are cute and cuddly...?

They also taste like venison. That is why.Stay away from revenants though, they have a mildly rancid flavor.

125 years? I need someone to confirm

You forgot the plumbers...

Poland had a big empire? When? Where? And what plumbers?

Dragatus wrote:

Poland had a big empire? When? Where? And what plumbers?

First one under Bolesław Chrobry, when Elbe was our border. This did not last: the state was too young to keep such outgrown an empire, too weak in structure. After the colapsein 12th century Poland, reunified by Władysław Łokietek started on a path of absorbing it's smaller neighbours. This culminated in Polish_Lithuanian Commonwealth. Unusualy, most of the aquisitions were volountary: small states (e.gMasovia, Bytów, Lębork, Livonian Order...) in danger of German, Russina or Hungarian expansion prefered to join the Union. In fact, Poland was EU 500 years before EU. Without overregulation, though. Result was as follows, by mod 17th century:




As for plumbers; thars what we do in the West...

I've heard of the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth, but I didn't know it was that big. I'm still not sure I would call it an empire though. I associate empires with conquest and one people ruling over other peoples by force. But at this point we'd just be arguing over semantics and definitions and I don't see the point.

Dragatus wrote:

I've heard of the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth, but I didn't know it was that big. I'm still not sure I would call it an empire though. I associate empires with conquest and one people ruling over other peoples by force. But at this point we'd just be arguing over semantics and definitions and I don't see the point.

Commonwealth was hardly an empire, on this you are right...

I remembered a fun fact: weconquered Smoleńsk and it's area under Stefan Bathory. When Russia "liberated" the city a century later boyars criedand whined. They had privilages of Polish nobles. After liberation, they were personal property of the tzar again....