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PostSubject: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Wed Nov 25, 2015 12:59 pm

Random thread about funny things you can imagine in the WoD. Very Happy

Sabbat Vampires do a fun and masquerade breaking game known as "Do It For The Vine". It's basically like it sounds for this, but you do masquerade breaking stuff and post it on the internet. Nosferatu Vampires are usually the ones who take it down, but on schrecknet they keep a full list of the videos to watch for later lulz.

Brujah are most often called up to kill flies or other insects due to the mix of Celerity and Potence they possess. More than a few Gangrel or Nossies use Animalism to make them appear, and then get them to kill them for their own amusement. I also imagine a few Toreadors would do the same, since they have Celerity, except they would use guns or stuff because they don't want to get their hands dirty.

Any vampire with Protean, Mage with Life or perhaps even Werewolves in lupus form (if they're good enough to fool the judges ofc) sometimes take a part in Dog shows or competitions to make easy money. I also imagine that there's always some Ghoul from the Camarilla or Technocrat/Guardian of the Veil (Ascension and Awakening respectively) who is a judge in these whose explicit job is to make sure these kinds of people don't do it alot.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:58 pm

The flies in WoD must be pretty damn tough if you need Potence to kill them.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:14 pm

Dragatus wrote:
The flies in WoD must be pretty damn tough if you need Potence to kill them.

They haz Fortitude...
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:26 pm

Dragatus wrote:
The flies in WoD must be pretty damn tough if you need Potence to kill them.

I forgot to put in a small joke of "Brujah with Potence and Celerity are known for accidentally breaking the places they try to kill the flies at. As such, those with high amounts of potence are rarely called up." >>
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Wed Nov 25, 2015 3:10 pm

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The flies in WoD must be pretty damn tough if you need Potence to kill them.

They haz Fortitude...

Maybe if you ghoul them. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Thu Nov 26, 2015 12:18 am

Forces Mages or Tremere with the Path of the Levinbolt messing with somebody they don't like's electricity. Driving their electricity bills sky high and stuff. Very Happy Or just using it to generate free electricity for themselves.

Credits to Kara for this one, but Mages with Matter and Life would be really good with Food. To which I brought up the idea of a Gordon Ramsay Mage who can actually make soup dry.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Thu Nov 26, 2015 8:33 am

Gangrel summoning wild animals from the forest to raid the city =p
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:10 am

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Gangrel summoning wild animals from the forest to raid the city =p

Nah, that would have broken the Masquerade...
But to summon all the rats from the sewers to the bathroom of a girl that binned you in high school while she showered... lol!
Or turn to mist, reappear in the middle of somebody's flat, engage them in a casual and polite conversation, prefferably looking like a :
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then disappear when they scream for help. So when the cavalry charges in, the poor sucker is alone, with a ton of explaining to do. Repeat irregularly for a couple weeks or months, watching merryly as the poor sod goes nuts.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Thu Nov 26, 2015 5:01 pm

Too much work just to make some guy nuts. I can do that a lot faster. Twisted Evil

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Thu Dec 03, 2015 3:39 pm

All people who can shift into animals can get a Specialty in Persuasion or some merit using persuasion that involves using puppy dog eyes to get what you want. EVEN in human form. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Thu Dec 03, 2015 4:12 pm

Cute. Kind of pathetic having to resort to that, but cute.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Fri Dec 04, 2015 12:50 pm

Assamite sorcerer using the ascension to the Ladder of Heaven for not paying the pay-tv as you can connect to the global communication network Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Fri Dec 04, 2015 1:40 pm

Dragatus wrote:
Cute. Kind of pathetic having to resort to that, but cute.

Feel targeted, Feral What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Fri Dec 04, 2015 1:52 pm

On a serious note, is this what a Gangrel looks like in his beast form? The red eyes and aggravated claws? The reason I ask is because this dude looks awesome like this! bounce bounce

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Sat Dec 05, 2015 9:18 am

Zer0Morph wrote:
On a serious note, is this what a Gangrel looks like in his beast form? The red eyes and aggravated claws? The reason I ask is because this dude looks awesome like this!  bounce  bounce


Derek Hale from Teen Wolf. Not so cute Alpha werewolf with an emphaty problem. So not a Cainite at all...
SaulottheGentle wrote:

All people who can shift into animals can get a Specialty in Persuasion or some merit using persuasion that involves using puppy dog eyes to get what you want. EVEN in human form. Laughing

I do it IRL sometimes...?
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Sun Feb 21, 2016 7:48 am

Tremere having group hugs
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Sun Feb 21, 2016 7:54 am

Explains their secrecy; they're so tsundere in public.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Sun Feb 21, 2016 7:55 am

What happens in the Chantry stays in the Chantry ;}
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:18 am

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What happens in the Chantry stays in the Chantry ;}
...unless the Nosferatu publish the surveillance videos.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:22 am

Childe of Malkav wrote:
eye of the divine wrote:
What happens in the Chantry stays in the Chantry ;}
...unless the Nosferatu publish the surveillance videos.

That's if they can get the cams in :P
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Sun Feb 21, 2016 11:33 am

eye of the divine wrote:
Childe of Malkav wrote:
eye of the divine wrote:
What happens in the Chantry stays in the Chantry ;}
...unless the Nosferatu publish the surveillance videos.

That's if they can get the cams in Razz

They could train rats to smuggle them in and install them... lol!
Rats are smart.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Sun Feb 21, 2016 11:35 am

The problem is not installing cameras. The problem is keeping technomancers away from them.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Sun Feb 21, 2016 12:07 pm

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The problem is not installing cameras. The problem is keeping technomancers away from them.
They don't have to know...
And then, Max bathing with a Gargyole video goes viral on YouTube...


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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Sun Feb 21, 2016 1:06 pm

Feral wrote:
Dragatus wrote:
The problem is not installing cameras. The problem is keeping technomancers away from them.
They don't have to know...
And then, Max bathing with a Gargyole video goes viral on YouTube...
Now I understand why the gargoyle ran away. Bathing with Max... affraid

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Sun Feb 21, 2016 5:46 pm

Childe of Malkav wrote:
Feral wrote:
Dragatus wrote:
The problem is not installing cameras. The problem is keeping technomancers away from them.
They don't have to know...
And then, Max bathing with a Gargyole video goes viral on YouTube...
Now I understand why the gargoyle ran away. Bathing with Max... affraid

Baldies are cute... lol!
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