I found a bug!

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

It's on my keyboard, what do I do?

Subject: Re: I found a bug! Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:29 pm

Get the biggest, baddest sledgehammer or other ridiculously large blunt force trauma-inducing object, and beat the holy hell out of it. Then buy a new keyboard -- it's obviously been contaminated.

Subject: Re: I found a bug! Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:46 pm

RELEASE THE CUNTHAMMER!

Subject: Re: I found a bug! Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:17 pm

Voraxith wrote:: Get the biggest, baddest sledgehammer or other ridiculously large blunt force trauma-inducing object, and beat the holy hell out of it. Then buy a new keyboard -- it's obviously been contaminated.

If you don't have to buy a new desk as well, your blunt instrument still was too small.

- geek

Subject: Re: I found a bug! Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:41 pm

Barbarians! Get that poor creature onto a sheet of paper and carry it outside. Many species of insects are already endengered, so there is no sense in harming them further.

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

What about the ten to twenty seconds of personal and sadistic pleasure? What a Face

Subject: Re: I found a bug! Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:37 pm

Feral wrote:: Barbarians! Get that poor creature onto a sheet of paper and carry it outside. Many species of insects are already endengered, so there is no sense in harming them further.

Agreed.

Even spiders!

(but mosquitoes can burn)

Subject: Re: I found a bug! Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:40 pm

You could spray it with polish? and if you'e feeling really sadistic use industrial lubricant; it'll probably explode.

Subject: Re: I found a bug! Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:19 pm

eye of the divine wrote:: You could spray it with polish? and if you'e feeling really sadistic use industrial lubricant; it'll probably explode.

Spray it with polish? Lol let's use Feral, he's polish

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

Subject: Re: I found a bug! Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:27 pm

Very funny. Shocked

*Changes into mist*
Nooo... It was to be Earth Meld!

Subject: Re: I found a bug! Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:40 pm

O.o bugger me that is a bad typo Embarassed

I'm so sorry, I really didn't mean any offence. Crying or Very sad

I meant this stuff:

I found a bug! Mr-sheen-orig

Subject: Re: I found a bug! Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:32 pm

I think i can vicissitude Feral so he fits in that can...

Subject: Re: I found a bug! Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:08 pm

*Turns into Warform*
*looks at Philosopher menacingly*

Subject: Re: I found a bug! Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:11 pm

Sorry Philosopher you're on your own on that one.

*Slides behind Feral and resists the urge to touch him.*

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

I don't know who is in more trouble if it actually gets to a fight. Warform is scary and all, but getting within a Tzimiche's touch range can ... leave a mark.

Subject: Re: I found a bug! Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:17 pm

Dragatus wrote:: I don't know who is in more trouble if it actually gets to a fight. Warform is scary and all, but getting within a Tzimiche's touch range can ... leave a mark.

How bad a mark?

Subject: Re: I found a bug! Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:17 pm

eye of the divine wrote:: Sorry Philosopher you're on your own on that one.

*Slides behind Feral and resists the urge to touch him.*

Why, I'm very pattable Laughing

@Dragatus: Fortitude helps...

Subject: Re: I found a bug! Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:29 pm

Feral wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:: Sorry Philosopher you're on your own on that one.

*Slides behind Feral and resists the urge to touch him.*

Why, I'm very pattable Laughing

hehehe *Pats his head* wooo soft Laughing

Subject: Re: I found a bug! Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:39 pm

Come at me bro

I found a bug! VozhdConcept

Subject: Re: I found a bug! Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:42 pm

what the hell is that?! Shocked

Subject: Re: I found a bug! Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:48 pm

Vhozd. War ghoul fused from several humans and/or animals...
Or Zulo Form of Philo, in which case he would get bad rep among his Clan. It is very imperfect.

*sends huge swarm of wesps, bees, ants etc on Philosopher*

Higher levels of Animalism are also useful...

Subject: Re: I found a bug! Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:57 pm

But not as useful as this!

I found a bug! RaidTriple

BRB imma gonna just fly around and chill while my vohzd beats your sorry ass into a can

I found a bug! 2065430-1457864_dracula

Subject: Re: I found a bug! Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:58 pm

Feral wrote:: Vhozd. War ghoul fused from several humans and/or animals...
Or Zulo Form of Philo, in which case he would get bad rep among his Clan. It is very imperfect.

*sends huge swarm of wesps, bees, ants etc on Philosopher*

Higher levels of Animalism are also useful...

*Steps aside for them to fight it out.*

I thought I was ugly but damn! pale

I really need to improve my Animalism as soon as possible I could really do with starting up a blood pool so I can have a swarm of my own.

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

eye of the divine wrote:

Dragatus wrote:: I don't know who is in more trouble if it actually gets to a fight. Warform is scary and all, but getting within a Tzimiche's touch range can ... leave a mark.

How bad a mark?

http://whitewolf.wikia.com/wiki/Vicissitude

BTW, looking through the advanced powers I noticed "Chiropteran Marauder" at Vicissitude 6. So not only is LaCroix's sheriff a practioneer of Vicissitude, he also has to be at least 7th generation. Shocked

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