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Jad.3 wrote:

What do I look like, Daughter of Cacophony?

So your flight form is an owl, yes? May I ask what is the fight form? Wolf, Bear? Or something else einteirly?

I don't restrict myself to just one form. Whatever just feels comfortable. Except fish. Fish are lame. Did not get out of the forest till the whole night ended.

Jad.3 wrote:

I don't restrict myself to just one form. Whatever just feels comfortable. Except fish. Fish are lame. Did not get out of the forest till the whole night ended.

Maybe if you have went by the river running through it?

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I don't restrict myself to just one form. Whatever just feels comfortable. Except fish. Fish are lame. Did not get out of the forest till the whole night ended.

Ah yes the good old aquaman problem. Even the vampires can not escape from it.

Feral wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

I don't restrict myself to just one form. Whatever just feels comfortable. Except fish. Fish are lame. Did not get out of the forest till the whole night ended.

Maybe if you have went by the river running through it?

River? To tell you the truth, it would be even more difficult. I'm not marinade!

"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" - Me approx 10 minutes ago from this post.

M a r i n a d e . . .
*thinks hard*
WTF is marinade!?

It's the oil and herbs you put on your meat to give it taste before you grill/bake it

Uh, sorry... a typo. I meant "mariner" of course.

Jad.3 wrote:

Uh, sorry... a typo. I meant "mariner" of course.

And I started to worry for you...
But at least you nearly started a bloodline.
I don't want to know what would separate it from main Clan.

*imagines Gangrel -Nagaraja crosbred abomination and starts shaking*

What does the fish do in the forest anyway? Marinade or no marinade.

Hm, probably testing his new bycicle

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

What does the fish do in the forest anyway? Marinade or no marinade.

Hm, probably testing his new bycicle

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Dining with the platypus friends of course, although I'm pretty use they end up the menu. With or without tis good eating

Feral wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

Uh, sorry... a typo. I meant "mariner" of course.

And I started to worry for you...
But at least you nearly started a bloodline.
I don't want to know what would separate it from main Clan.

*imagines Gangrel -Nagaraja crosbred abomination and starts shaking*

Not stirred, well done thank you. Yummy!

That sounds like it would be closer to Fictional Werewolves, eating people and stuff, except it would also burn in the sun.
Vampire-Cannibal-Werewo-*Brain explodes*

SaulottheGentle wrote:

That sounds like it would be closer to Fictional Werewolves, eating people and stuff, except it would also burn in the sun.
Vampire-Cannibal-Werewo-*Brain explodes*

*picks up the rest of the body and puts it on ice for later use*

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*Puts self back together through Obeah and BloodHeal*
Note to self, dont think too hard.

SaulottheGentle wrote:

*Puts self back together through Obeah and BloodHeal*
Note to self, dont think too hard.

And how do you expect to get out of my Ice-house?

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

SaulottheGentle wrote:

*Puts self back together through Obeah and BloodHeal*
Note to self, dont think too hard.

And how do you expect to get out of my Ice-house?

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*Oversized rodent chews off lock and opens door*
Thank you, Bertie. :3
Now go back to eye while I get back to Nach's place.
*Goes into sewers*

*looks around*
I could teach you how to turn into mist, young one... Maybe.
*smiles greedily*

SaulottheGentle wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

SaulottheGentle wrote:

*Puts self back together through Obeah and BloodHeal*
Note to self, dont think too hard.

And how do you expect to get out of my Ice-house?

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*Oversized rodent chews off lock and opens door*
Thank you, Bertie. :3
Now go back to eye while I get back to Nach's place.
*Goes into sewers*

O.o I could have sworn I left him in my haven this evening.

eye of the divine wrote:

SaulottheGentle wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

SaulottheGentle wrote:

*Puts self back together through Obeah and BloodHeal*
Note to self, dont think too hard.

And how do you expect to get out of my Ice-house?

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*Oversized rodent chews off lock and opens door*
Thank you, Bertie. :3
Now go back to eye while I get back to Nach's place.
*Goes into sewers*

O.o I could have sworn I left him in my haven this evening.

Kara taught me Animalism up to 2. So I called him. :3

Pro tip: advertising publicly what you're capable of doing is generally a bad idea unless it goes above "instantly shred super-naturals from the inside out" and has enough evidence/persuasion to convince.

"Why does the number pi never end?" "I don't know, it's totally irrational."

Dragatus wrote:

"Why does the number pi never end?" "I don't know, it's totally irrational."

I love maths jokes!

Feral wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

"Why does the number pi never end?" "I don't know, it's totally irrational."

I love maths jokes!

Yep, got me ROFL, too.

Btw, then you'll also like the one about the guy who got lost with his baloon.
Guy in a baloon got into the clouds, and when he finally came out again, there were only fields around. No landmark, nothing. Finally he spots a man walking in the fields, so he goes down and asks: "Where am I?"
No reaction from the man in the fileds. At last, when the baloon is nearly out of earshot, the man shouts: "You are in a baloon!"
That man was a mathematician. How can you tell? The answer took ages, was absolutely true, and at the same time completely useless.

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