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The real reason why my clan doesn't have guardian angels is because we're borderline angels ourselves.

Dragatus wrote:

The real reason why my clan doesn't have guardian angels is because we're borderline angels ourselves.

 

But we are so well known for helping people and doing good works.  

Dragatus wrote:

The real reason why my clan doesn't have guardian angels is because we're borderline angels ourselves.

With quite a fetish for leathery wings...?

Dragatus wrote:

But we are so well known for helping people and doing good works.  

Ya, right. And you don't even charge much more'n the average Snake...

@Feral. Don't forget to mention the pitchfork.

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We usually do it for free.

Dragatus wrote:

We usually do it for free.

to ask for a favor at a later date...  

"Sometimes you have to use the carrot and sometimes you have to use a stick. And sometimes the stick has to have a sharp point at the end."

"I've just oddly realized that "Give" and "Take" never get along unless the word "Care" is before them both. Even better when ending with "r"."

"You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer."
- Hal Roach

"Why did you get into comedy?"
"People were laughin at me anyway, so I thought 'Fuck it. Might as well start charging them.'"

"My German plumber accidentally connected a gas line to my shower. I guess old habits die hard."

Dragatus wrote:

"My German plumber accidentally connected a gas line to my shower. I guess old habits die hard."

I laughed. Then I remembered I am a half Jew.

Dragatus wrote:

"My German plumber accidentally connected a gas line to my shower. I guess old habits die hard."

Heard that one before. And I still don't think it's funny.
Don't get me wrong. I don't feel insulted because I am german. But I feel that part of our history is even beyond satire.

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"If I could get a grip on reality, I would choke it."

SaulottheGentle wrote:

"If I could get a grip on reality, I would choke it."

*pats* Wouldn't we all, asphyxia is fun bar the popping blood vessels on your face but so worth it XD

SaulottheGentle wrote:

"If I could get a grip on reality, I would choke it."

As you can't get a grip on reality, you choke on it?

@Eye: At least the popped blood vessels save you the efford of getting your face tattoed. 

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

SaulottheGentle wrote:

"If I could get a grip on reality, I would choke it."

As you can't get a grip on reality, you choke on it?

@Eye: At least the popped blood vessels save you the efford of getting your face tattoed. 

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lol makes you look like you have really small freckles until you look closely.

>> I would probably tattoo everywhere if I could XD

From a fight scene in LWOD:

"I lob my 5 foot zweihander sword into the car." - Arthur Thane
"That's a great plan. I do the same with my axe." - Bright Eyes


And earlier in the scene when one of the guys was shooting at something hidden in a bush: "Yeah! Penetrate that bush!"

Dragatus wrote:

From a fight scene in LWOD:

"I lob my 5 foot zweihander sword into the car." - Arthur Thane
"That's a great plan. I do the same with my axe." - Bright Eyes


And earlier in the scene when one of the guys was shooting at something hidden in a bush: "Yeah! Penetrate that bush!"

All that tension in LARPs   

"Start the car or I’m gonna rip your throat out… with my teeth."
Motivation a la Derek Hale.

Yeah, I am rewatching Teen Wolf.

"Well, I've been licking this carpet for three hours straight and I don't feel like a lesbian." - Eric Cartman

Tzimisce: "You are a fucking Warlock!?"
Tremere: "No, I am the fucking Warlock."

"An elephant rampaging through the city streets doesn't count as us fucking up, right?"

"Three Cainites walk into a bar, the fourth was a Weirdling; so the bar decapitated him.
Get it?"