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I thought I was the Demon here...

Malkav, how people act before others and alone are two different things.
When I'm alone, I tend to talk to myself and say creepy things.

And Claudia, if my clan is so useless, then why in the past had we been going around, mending the wounded, healing the sick, feeding the hungry, and helping the poor while you warlocks were in your towers, killing clans and making gargoyles?

You have no proof ! *hand move and instant staking of the salubri*

Claudia wrote:

You have no proof ! *hand move and instant staking of the salubri*

*Grabs hand before reaching heart, twists and stake drops*
Hearts and kisses, Warlock!
*Tracts claws and rakes Claudias face*

You can't grab and block magic <_< (I'm not a native english speaker, but you didn't read right )

Claudia wrote:

You can't grab and block magic <_< (I'm not a native english speaker, but you didn't read right )

...So staking is now magic?
*What path of Thaumaturgy?*

Isn't it that dude that refused our pack? *grabs skin nachos and blood dip*

<_<

HAND MOVEMENT ?

Has someone not seen starwars ever ?
(movement of mind, duh, or even the ritual with the black ebony stake, or Correspondance sphere..)

You nerd.

Yep. But I heard everything.

*unstakes Saulot*

So, you went Warrior, then?

And I lost a squirrel we were chasing with Vora to come here. To got staked by the Warlock, tsk, tsk.

SaulottheGentle wrote:

And Claudia, if my clan is so useless, then why in the past had we been going around, mending the wounded, healing the sick, feeding the hungry, and helping the poor while you warlocks were in your towers, killing clans and making gargoyles?

Judging by the results making gargoyles and killing clans is much more useful than going around and using "healing" as a cover for stealing people's souls.

I need to cease my social life and get back here

Karavolos wrote:

I need to cease my social life and get back here

You may have social life with us
*thinks deeply*
Or maybe better not...

What, we're social! I swear it!

*strokes Sally behind the ear.*

See?! Friends, all of us!

*does hurt eyes and leans in for a bit of ear stroking*

*scratches Feral behind the ear*

Of course you were next, my favorite skater-sucking clanmate!

Voraxith wrote:

*scratches Feral behind the ear*

Of course you were next, my favorite skater-sucking clanmate!

*sighs and licks own paws*

Voraxith wrote:

Sally, I perfectly understand. Here, let me take that.

*takes head*

Claudia! I have a new plaything for you!

Is there still brain in the head? Or usable eyeballs?

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Voraxith wrote:

Sally, I perfectly understand. Here, let me take that.

*takes head*

Claudia! I have a new plaything for you!

Is there still brain in the head? Or usable eyeballs?

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Yes, they're still in there. the only thing wrong is that the hunter in which the head belonged to...well, lets just say he has the muscles of a rattlesnake. Even after it dies, it retains a reflex of biting things, so be careful around it.

SaulottheGentle wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Voraxith wrote:

Sally, I perfectly understand. Here, let me take that.

*takes head*

Claudia! I have a new plaything for you!

Is there still brain in the head? Or usable eyeballs?

-

Yes, they're still in there. the only thing wrong is that the hunter in which the head belonged to...well, lets just say he has the muscles of a rattlesnake. Even after it dies, it retains a reflex of biting things, so be careful around it.

*summons shadow tentacle, grabs head, laughs maniacally, and disappears into the lab...*

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

SaulottheGentle wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Voraxith wrote:

Sally, I perfectly understand. Here, let me take that.

*takes head*

Claudia! I have a new plaything for you!

Is there still brain in the head? Or usable eyeballs?

-

Yes, they're still in there. the only thing wrong is that the hunter in which the head belonged to...well, lets just say he has the muscles of a rattlesnake. Even after it dies, it retains a reflex of biting things, so be careful around it.

*summons shadow tentacle, grabs head, laughs maniacally, and disappears into the lab...*

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...I dont even want to know what he's going to do with that. *Heals wounds sustained by hunters*

Now how to explain the bloody clothing to the dry cleaners...

SaulottheGentle wrote:

Now how to explain the bloody clothing to the dry cleaners...

Dominate them to believe it was paint?

"Close your eyes, I'm going to use the laser." - the dentist I visited today