A fate worse'n death...

Even in my living days I used to be a pyromaniacal arsonist. And now after my embrace into clan Malkavian I got a horrible suszeptibility to Rotschreck on top of that. Can't even see the glow of a cigarette without flinching...

I'm completely vain. Couldn't walk past any mirror withot stopping to admire myself. And then I get embraced by a Lasombra...

Always wanted to leave Romania for good. And then, when all is settled and I pay a final visit to my dear granny's grave on the night before my departure, I'm embraced by a Tzimisce...

...to be continued
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I always had total distaste for body hair. I depilated myself twice a week. And now I am a Gangrel.

I loved beauty. I was simply goregous. Whole high school wanted to do me. Boys and girls alike. And now I am a Nosferatu.

I was always free spirited and innovative. Rebellious, some might say. After putting a ritual that actually worked I got Embraced by a Tremere.

This is gay

ThePhilosopher wrote:

This is gay

You are welcome.   

The biggest irony of all is that you were human, alive, able to feel, reproduce, eat yummy stuff like bacon... and you were Embraced, period. Most of the other examples are vanity, like the narcissistic Lasombra.

I beat a rebellious teen for trying to steal my car, he had a brother who was a Ravnos.

I worked to separate church and state and abolish the old fairy tales of the bible to promote atheism.
God damn Setite.

I'm a couch-dweller with little interest of what goes on outside the TV world.
Out of boredom I bought a bunch of stocks once to see what happened and got lucky multiple times; the Ventrue approved.

I hate people and prefer just sitting in a basement and play games and draw concept arts on the computer.
If only the Toreador didn't insist that I advance my clan standing so much.

Duncan.Oliver wrote:

The biggest irony of all is that you were human, alive, able to feel, reproduce, eat yummy stuff like bacon... and you were Embraced, period. 

Irony as in "the most awesome struck of luck ever to befall a poor kine"?

The loss of bacon still hurts.

Dragatus wrote:

The loss of bacon still hurts.

That's why the terrorists hate us so much. Forget the virgins... is there bacon in the Muslim paradise?

I was an overall unrepentant asshole who made people's lives a living hell behind the safety of a computer screen and hacking. After becoming a Salubri, I know the true meaning of "hell".

I was a by-the-book Christian, spreading the world and love of Christ as a Jehova's Witness. Fast forward 3 months after being kidnapped, used as a human incubator, and I'm stuck either going to Hell or becoming a Baali and selling my soul anyways.

Life is great. I cannot even hurt a fly because that would be impolite to kill it before it sees me. The very sight of blood and dead things also makes me faint. Sadly my Assamite sire didn't see it the same way.

LOL YOLO SWAG MUTHAFUCKA- WADDYA ME@N I H@Z CAPPADOCIAN BLUD!!11!!11!1!1!!!

Uck. Meat is gross. I cannot see how people can deal with eating it daily, the poor animals. Vegan is the way to go. Ironic, as Nagarajas liked my lifestyle enough to make me one of them.

SaulottheGentle wrote:

Uck. Meat is gross. I cannot see how people can deal with eating it daily, the poor animals. Vegan is the way to go. Ironic, as Nagarajas liked my lifestyle enough to make me one of them.

Dohohoho
Vegetarian Nagaraja  

They certainly say knowledge is power. In fact, they drill that phrase so deep, you could believe it gospel for them. Unfortunately, I believed this. Bought into this insanity, even if everything about it was as sane as could be. Knowledge certainly is power, even as the knowledge itself can sound insane. Or so my Sire tells me. Raving lunatic...but...oh, so am I...CHEESE ALL AROUND!

Law And Order. To some an illusion, but to me, it was everything. Something I upheld with a fury that most could barely deal with. At this point, I try to question myself on why I was this zealous, but I hardly care. Since now, I have every reason to fight against the system, even if the ideals aren't entirely mine. Why should I care, anyway? I can fight, so why shouldn't I?

You know what I hate? Life. Every single waking moment, pestered by death, by the various trivialities of living. I killed, I hurt, I abused. Everyone but myself. One might ask why that fact matters. It does, only because now, I CARE. I long for the experience, and weep for the pain I caused. Damn bloodied rose.

Imagine living a life of luxury. Growing up in splendor, pleasing the family with your accomplishments, and having them praise your work. From diploma's, to making a fortune, you have no reason to suspect the family you've given every thing for, has a dark secret. But then you get a visit from a relative, and that night, you die.

Hmm...anyone else notice we started with our clan first? Or am I just...BECOMING INSANE. Wait. no, I got that covered already. I didn't forget the cheese plate either.

"I wear the cheese, but the cheese does not wear me." -- Bald Man in Dream (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, S04E22)

I was Embraced, but I am allergic to haemoglobin. Beats all.

But seriously, bacon? I would not mourn such things like sex, food, etc. I don't have time to enjoy them anyway. Little loss.

Feral wrote:

But seriously, bacon? I would not mourn such things like sex, food, etc. I don't have time to enjoy them anyway. Little loss.

If you listen closely, you can hear the Setites snickering in the distance. D:

SaulottheGentle wrote:

Feral wrote:

But seriously, bacon? I would not mourn such things like sex, food, etc. I don't have time to enjoy them anyway. Little loss.

If you listen closely, you can hear the Setites snickering in the distance. D:

I don't know what they would tempt me with...

*Throws bones and bloodcookies in random direction*  

Karavolos wrote:

*Throws bones and bloodcookies in random direction*  

Oh you tempter, you... 

*pricks ears and tries to frantically pick up the scent of the cookies*

Feral wrote:

SaulottheGentle wrote:

Feral wrote:

But seriously, bacon? I would not mourn such things like sex, food, etc. I don't have time to enjoy them anyway. Little loss.

If you listen closely, you can hear the Setites snickering in the distance. D:

I don't know what they would tempt me with...

Me neither to be honest *shrugs*

eye of the divine wrote:

Feral wrote:

SaulottheGentle wrote:

Feral wrote:

But seriously, bacon? I would not mourn such things like sex, food, etc. I don't have time to enjoy them anyway. Little loss.

If you listen closely, you can hear the Setites snickering in the distance. D:

I don't know what they would tempt me with...

Me neither to be honest *shrugs*

Kara came up with bloodcookies...
You want some?
*gets back to munches*

Feral wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:

Feral wrote:

SaulottheGentle wrote:

Feral wrote:

But seriously, bacon? I would not mourn such things like sex, food, etc. I don't have time to enjoy them anyway. Little loss.

If you listen closely, you can hear the Setites snickering in the distance. D:

I don't know what they would tempt me with...

Me neither to be honest *shrugs*

Kara came up with bloodcookies...
You want some?
*gets back to munches*

*Smiles and shakes head.*

Thanks but no thanks, I prefer fresher pray.

How about a nice friendly hug? Would that be tempting?

Dragatus wrote:

How about a nice friendly hug? Would that be tempting?

If I was Kine, but too risky to tempt me now

Dragatus wrote:

How about a nice friendly hug? Would that be tempting?

Sure. Especially if it evolves into tug-o-war.  

eye of the divine wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

How about a nice friendly hug? Would that be tempting?

If I was Kine, but too risky to tempt me now

The question isn't whether it is safe for me, but whether you would be tempted to accept.

*spreads arms*