Quote of the day

Jad.3 wrote:

Feral wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

The only Toreador I'm willing to think about is one that loves beauty so much she strives to preserve it; in case of people that means stuffing and putting on a shelter.

Why not ghouling? Or ghouling and improving; i.e. fleshcrafting?

She's a toreador. She's stupid.

One way or the other they would waste away. Spiritually or physically.

How unkind of you... Have some faith!

And you could always snuff a ghoul who is too wasted. This is very pedagogical for remaining ones.
Culls bad habits from the herd.

"If darkness is the absence of light, then a heart absent of the radiance that once brightened others must be very dark indeed."

"Reality is so boring. If I had the choice, I'd sleep forever, if it'd mean that I'd never stop dreaming."

Words of wisdom from Aggy the Ancestor Guardian spirit:

“You see… Khajiit person… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."

"No, see, this is where we disagree. And disagreeing with a dark elf is more colloqially known as 'being wrong'."

"You've got to see things like they really are, even when they might not be that way."

"If there is one thing Khajiits are good at it's being smart and tricky. Also working plantations, but apparently that's illegal now."

There are two opinions on every topic: Mine and the wrong one.
Let's meet for an exchange of opinions: You enter with yours and exit with mine.

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Good ones.

Malkav, why do you quote my tutor!?  

How do you know your tutor isn't quoting Malkav?

Feral wrote:

Malkav, why do you quote my tutor!?  

Dragatus wrote:

How do you know your tutor isn't quoting Malkav?

That's because all humans are baked of clay in the image of God. So here we all quote Him.

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"If one was capable of attaining the feat of selflessness, then they would loose all sense of self."

SaulottheGentle wrote:

"If one was capable of attaining the feat of selflessness, then they would loose all sense of self."

And starve as a consequence.
  

Feral wrote:

SaulottheGentle wrote:

"If one was capable of attaining the feat of selflessness, then they would loose all sense of self."

And starve as a consequence.
  

Which of course wouldn't bother you either.


When you're dead, you don't realize you're dead. But it's hard on your environment.

Same goes when you're stupid.  

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Lovely and deep, Malkav, as usual !

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Feral wrote:

SaulottheGentle wrote:

"If one was capable of attaining the feat of selflessness, then they would loose all sense of self."

And starve as a consequence.
  

Which of course wouldn't bother you either.


When you're dead, you don't realize you're dead. But it's hard on your environment.

Same goes when you're stupid.  

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The latter is by far worse. Fools cannot be disposed of legally. For the dearly departed digging a hole isenough, which is not much of a bother.

Well, if you can't just call a cleaner to deal with your fool, you have to make him compete for the Darwin awards...  

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Well, if you can't just call a cleaner to deal with your fool, you have to make him compete for the Darwin awards...  

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You're on fire, Malkav!   

*rushes in with a bucket of water and splashes Malkav with it*

Is the fire out now?

Dragatus wrote:

*rushes in with a bucket of water and splashes Malkav with it*

Is the fire out now?

No, I'm just wet now. Can't you stupid fiends and wand wielders discern a real fire from an imaginary one?
Btw, where is that bloody Ravnos? *tries to locate the evil giggling in the background...*

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You called?  

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Can't you stupid fiends and wand wielders discern a real fire from an imaginary one?

Where's the fun in that?

Dragatus wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Can't you stupid fiends and wand wielders discern a real fire from an imaginary one?

Where's the fun in that?

For one thing you wouldn't have soaked my new kevlar vest. And there are others better suited to shake water out of their fur.
So be a good boy, grab your broomstick, and go back to playing quidditch.

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

For one thing you wouldn't have soaked my new kevlar vest. And there are others better suited to shake water out of their fur.

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*licks Malkav across the face with a tongue smelling like if something or somebody died on it a while ago and wags*

You whistled?

*notices that Malkav is wet and gives an all over licking session*

Now you are dry!

*wags*

Feral, pls stop
When I read your messages somehow I feel that I have been transported into a weird furfaggot forum where everyone RPs their fursona.

Protag: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFURSONA

fursona: I art thou. Thou art me. AND WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILYYYYYYYY

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Feral, pls stop
When I read your messages somehow I feel that I have been transported into a weird furfaggot forum where everyone RPs their fursona.

Sorry. I have sort of high quality German sense of humour taken after my Prussian ancestors...
As I am a wolf of the undead sort no sexual activity is possible, no worries. So no furfaggots. Cainites aren't interested anyway. Ask Claudia.   

Always happy to gross you out, anyway  

@Saulot: Thanks for support. I think it was support, at least...