Quote of the day

Yes, I think I do get it.

I think I'd rather not get it...glad I'm not one of the four. Idiot must've wanted a drink really bad.

Walking into a target wouldn't be much better. Only, I keep missing.

Dragatus wrote:

"An elephant rampaging through the city streets doesn't count as us fucking up, right?"

Only if it were two elephants of different gender. That would be a big fuck (up).  

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

"An elephant rampaging through the city streets doesn't count as us fucking up, right?"

Only if it were two elephants of different gender. That would be a big fuck (up).  

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Rampaging as they do it...

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

"An elephant rampaging through the city streets doesn't count as us fucking up, right?"

Only if it were two elephants of different gender. That would be a big fuck (up).  

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And free sex ed classes  

"Mommy, what are those two elephants doing?"
"Um, the, uh, one on top hurt his foot, and the other one is helping him back to the, um, circus."
"Yeah, that's how it is with people too.  Try help someone and you get fucked."

PGM1961 wrote:

"Mommy, what are those two elephants doing?"
"Um, the, uh, one on top hurt his foot, and the other one is helping him back to the, um, circus."
"Yeah, that's how it is with people too.  Try help someone and you get fucked."

 

PGM1961 wrote:

"Mommy, what are those two elephants doing?"
"Um, the, uh, one on top hurt his foot, and the other one is helping him back to the, um, circus."
"Yeah, that's how it is with people too.  Try help someone and you get fucked."

We are much more civilised. We call it politics. And the Ventrue call it Sunday morning.

@PGM: LMFAO

@Ayo: Sunday morning? Like what you get after (being) Samedi? 

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Indeed. Sunday like tea and biscuits. They love it.

Ayo wrote:

Indeed. Sunday like tea and biscuits. They love it.

I thought about Samedi, like bloodstains and skin falling off... Don't think the Ventrue like that. 

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I love you bed *collapses into bed*

"Where does it say in the Bible, thous shalt not fuck with people's minds?"

"I will need a map of the gaslines in the city."
"What do you need it for."
"A cover-up."
"What are you covering up?"
"An explosion of napalm."

Dragatus wrote:

"Where does it say in the Bible, thous shalt not fuck with people's minds?"

Are you kidding? That is the purpose of religion -- to fuck with people's minds.

Cashier: Hammer, Electric Saw, Electronic Drill, Gloves, Face Visor, Knife and a Nail Gun.
We have premium prices on wood today, sir!
Customer: I don't need wood, I'm not going to use these things to build or fix anything.
{beat}
Customer: They're a gift, can you wrap them and deliver them for me?
Cashier: Oh.. Haha, Right!
Of course, sir. Do you want the card to say anything?
Customer: "Here's the murder stuff you wanted. Remember we never met, Frank."

"You left me and let me go to prison because Pinocchio told you to?!"

 

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. Don't make me go get it."

SaulottheGentle wrote:

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. Don't make me go get it."

Ah, duct tape. Turning 'No, no!" into "Mm. mph!" since 1941.

A marvelous invention.

Advice for young parents: If your surname is Tallnacht, don't call your son Chris...

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Advice for young parents: If your surname is Tallnacht, don't call your son Chris...

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Bing doesn't know why? *sits on hind paws, tilts head and does puppy eyes*

As for duckt tape...
Getting bound could be fun. Or could have been like 15 years ago... Growing up sucks.

Feral wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Advice for young parents: If your surname is Tallnacht, don't call your son Chris...

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Bing doesn't know why? *sits on hind paws, tilts head and does puppy eyes*

Then bing should get their knowledge of european 20th century history up to shit. 

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