Quote of the day

Feral wrote:

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Vamps are after that D confirmed

Are you still a horny teenager, Philo? I see what you did there...


Sometimes I wanna hug you, you know? No homo.

I am a physically healthy male therefore I am always horny.

I am a mentally healthy male therefore I am horny towards women OOOO SHIT SON GER REKT

Those lyrics make no sense...?

"Scorpion [from Mortal Kombat] is such a cancer character."
"No, he is a scorpion character. Get your arthropodes right."

Joke of the day:

Abortions cause a great moral dilema to me. I like killing children, but I don't want to give women the opportunity to choose.

Jad.3 wrote:

Joke of the day:

Abortions cause a great moral dilema to me. I like killing children, but I don't want to give women the opportunity to choose.

You are a horrible person, you know?

I'm a great person.

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Jad.3 wrote:

I'm a great person.

With sick sense of humour...
One of the reasons I like you.

"It's so nice to get things off of your chest so you can actually breathe for once."

SaulottheGentle wrote:

"It's so nice to get things off of your chest so you can actually breathe for once."

Depilation is nice, confirmed.

So THAT'S why the Amazon women do that.
I always thought they just a thing against symmetry.

I read it was supposedly so it wouldn't get in the way of archery. Which doesn't actually make sense, but neither do may other things from mythology.

Dragatus wrote:

I read it was supposedly so it wouldn't get in the way of archery. Which doesn't actually make sense, but neither do may other things from mythology.

Imagine getting a thunderous headake, so then a fully armoured daughter bursts out of your head, alien-like. (Zeus and Athena)

Yes. That makes the breast cutting seem pretty reasonable in comparison.

"There are very few problems that throwing 30 thousand angry Germans at can't solve." - person on youtube describing their alliance with the Holy Roman Empire in CK2

Dragatus wrote:

Yes. That makes the breast cutting seem pretty reasonable in comparison.

"There are very few problems that throwing 30 thousand angry Germans at can't solve." - person on youtube describing their alliance with the Holy Roman Empire in CK2

It is even better if you give them cats...

*gets dreamy and licks snout wetly, remembering good old times*

What kind of cat? Tiger, Panther, Leopard II, that kind?

Childe of Malkav wrote:

What kind of cat? Tiger, Panther, Leopard II, that kind?

All but the Nashorn... *Warning! German joke inside*


But my faorive was the Puma. Light, agile...

"I'm multilingual in my ability to mispronounce things." - Dan Carlin

"There is a level of idontgiveafuckedness in older people that I find admirable." - Kyle Kulinski

Some other wisdom words of Kyle. Best one is at 1:27

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO2JmLkc_vY

"Daddy, does granny know her way around automatic transmissions?" asks the little boy.
"Nope."
"And does she know her ws around diesel engines?"
"Nope."
"Then why are they showing her on TV lying under ther bus?"

"No use crying over spilled toxic waste.
Seriously, don't cry - the fumes can enter your tear ducts and melt your eyes from the inside. Isn't science fun?!"

SOMEONE IS PLAYING WoW LEGION IT SEEMS

The friend of which I got the skype history from does indeed play it. Me I gave up on Warcraft after Cata, and every time I look at it again it's only gotten worse in my absence. And it makes me sad

No chance of vanilla/1st DLC servers?