Quote of the day

Dragatus wrote:

Lies and slander!

You should know. Your clan has spilled lies about my old buddy Saulot all the time.

My clan has done no such thing.

Dragatus wrote:

My clan has done no such thing.

Asuradely. Clan Tremere has only Kindred's good at heart. All of the Clan's efforts were only for the welfare of others, especially so those from the disadvantaged Clans and Bloodlines.

Well, clan Tremere was a bit disadvantaged during it's early years.

Not enough, obviously. Otherwise we wouldn't have to worry about them these nights.

It can still be fixed.

Why, I'm getting the impression you guys don't like Tremere.

Jad.3 wrote:

It can still be fixed.

Of course it could. Let's make the Tremere official head of the Camarilla!

Either you're a genius or an idiot. Not sure.

Jad.3 wrote:

Either you're a genius or an idiot. Not sure.

I don't know what you are getting at. Tremere are wonderful. Once I had my doubts, but since I ate Dragatus' cookies three times in a row, I got the bigger picture.
Now, I am a happy Gangrel with my own dogbed, up-to-date vaccination and Anarch chew-toy. What could be better?

Now I'm sure. I'll pray to our lord Azaneal to make you see the one true way.

Jad.3 wrote:

Now I'm sure. I'll pray to our lord Azaneal to make you see the one true way.

Aaaaaa...! An Infernalist! Get the Tremere Inquisition! And torches! And pitchforks! And hounds!

Wait... Thats me... Oh well...
*sits to lick balls*

Whose?

Jad.3 wrote:

Whose?

Inquisitors from Vienna, torches and pitchforks from villagers, hounds... Well, me. Balls also mine. Why?

Feral wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

Either you're a genius or an idiot. Not sure.

I don't know what you are getting at. Tremere are wonderful. Once I had my doubts, but since I ate Dragatus' cookies three times in a row, I got the bigger picture.
Now, I am a happy Gangrel with my own dogbed, up-to-date vaccination and Anarch chew-toy. What could be better?

I don't know where you got all that stuff, but it wasn't from me. I'm autarkis.

Dragatus wrote:

Feral wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

Either you're a genius or an idiot. Not sure.

I don't know what you are getting at. Tremere are wonderful. Once I had my doubts, but since I ate Dragatus' cookies three times in a row, I got the bigger picture.
Now, I am a happy Gangrel with my own dogbed, up-to-date vaccination and Anarch chew-toy. What could be better?

I don't know where you got all that stuff, but it wasn't from me. I'm autarkis.

*chokes on a bloodcookie*


Wait what!? So who gave me those cookies...?

Gotta get Jad and do a Vaulderie!

*runs off frantically*

*gets back for a moment*

Wouldn't you like to have a pet anyway? I could fetch balls and shed fur as if nobody's business.

Whose balls?

Jad.3 wrote:

Whose balls?

Tennis balls... Why are you interested in balls? Do you have fixation on geometry or something? Then those are spheres.

Feral wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

Feral wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

Either you're a genius or an idiot. Not sure.

I don't know what you are getting at. Tremere are wonderful. Once I had my doubts, but since I ate Dragatus' cookies three times in a row, I got the bigger picture.
Now, I am a happy Gangrel with my own dogbed, up-to-date vaccination and Anarch chew-toy. What could be better?

I don't know where you got all that stuff, but it wasn't from me. I'm autarkis.

*chokes on a bloodcookie*


Wait what!? So who gave me those cookies...?

Gotta get Jad and do a Vaulderie!

*runs off frantically*

*gets back for a moment*

Wouldn't you like to have a pet anyway? I could fetch balls and shed fur as if nobody's business.

As long as you don't enter the house. You're welcome to shed fur as much as you want on the grass outside and you can sleep there too if you earthmeld.

Feral wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

Whose balls?

Tennis balls... Why are you interested in balls? Do you have fixation on geometry or something? Then those are spheres.

Nah. Just that for a moment it seemed like you're in love.

Dragatus wrote:

As long as you don't enter the house. You're welcome to shed fur as much as you want on the grass outside and you can sleep there too if you earthmeld.

But... But I like to cuddle...

Feral wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

As long as you don't enter the house. You're welcome to shed fur as much as you want on the grass outside and you can sleep there too if you earthmeld.

But... But I like to cuddle...

Then better come to me. You can shed fur like anybody's business in the lab. I have always a few creatures on the slab for you to cuddle or chew (just keep your distance when the lightning rod is up). And I love to throw sticks for you to fetch...
You know, the red ones with the sizzling fuse...

The only problem is, I don't bake. So you have to drink the blood.

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Feral wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

As long as you don't enter the house. You're welcome to shed fur as much as you want on the grass outside and you can sleep there too if you earthmeld.

But... But I like to cuddle...

Then better come to me. You can shed fur like anybody's business in the lab. I have always a few creatures on the slab for you to cuddle or chew (just keep your distance when the lightning rod is up). And I love to throw sticks for you to fetch...
You know, the red ones with the sizzling fuse...

The only problem is, I don't bake. So you have to drink the blood.

Wow, that's a nice offer. I will think about it...

*bolts*

*Throws red stick with sizzling fuse*

Childe of Malkav wrote:

*Throws red stick with sizzling fuse*

*chases and catches the stick*

BOOOM

*puts teeth back in the gums*

Ya know Malkaf, I fill life in fe fofest...