Clan and Affiliations

Maxus Corvin wrote:

Zer0Morph wrote:

malak wrote:

GREAT SUCCESS Zer0!! You should make them order you a pizza, though, for the rights.

HAHA! Is Poland known for their great Pizza? And here I thought Pizza was invented in America, specifically San Francisco (or was it Chicago). Either way, I'm always down for pizza!

Eh, almost. It was actually first made in Italy, a dish made for lower class, or more appropriately, peasants. It was obviously made better once it began being made in the US, due to the availability of fresh ingredients. Although it was made first in New York City, with it's large number of Italians bringing the recipe to the States.

I'm always up for pizza too, any time.

Pizza...? Aaaaa! A Giovanni!

*runs away very fast*

Feral wrote:

Pizza...? Aaaaa! A Giovanni!

*runs away very fast*

I'd take the Spaghetti without the corpses, thanks Boss. I like to play with the live ones. Much more to do. Much less to manage on my own.

And this just became awkward...

Yeah, I know that! But no, I am not part of that family at all. That is a different kind of crazy even I do not touch.

Maxus Corvin wrote:

Yeah, I know that! But no, I am not part of that family at all. That is a different kind of crazy even I do not touch.

You don't? That leaves me no choice.


After regarding all the available facts and fictions I come to the conclusion that the bearer of this certificate, Maxus Corvin, is completely and utterly sane. May god help him and any person he meets.

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Maxus Corvin wrote:

Yeah, I know that! But no, I am not part of that family at all. That is a different kind of crazy even I do not touch.

You don't? That leaves me no choice.

CERTIFICATE OF SANITY

After regarding all the available facts and fictions I come to the conclusion that the bearer of this certificate, Maxus Corvin, is completely and utterly sane. May god help him and any person he meets.

signed: Dr. mad Malkav
full time psycopath and part time Frankenstein

Ooo, we have some juicy bars here, they taste like 100% Iron-y.

Do you have any idea how OBVIOUS that joke is?

And you expect me to...NOT use it? You shock me, voice. Actually, you don't, since I knew you would need to say that, since it is another part of the joke.

Ugh, Take the commendation from the other IDIOT and SHUT UP!

Hey, Hey. That is not how I would put it. I'm sure we are both intelligent individuals, in spite of what others would think.

you've read this, right I mean how can this even be bloody possible we both know that nobody can help-

You are going to stop RIGHT there. THAT is WAY too OBVIOUS.

Childe of Malkav wrote:

and part time Frankenstein

D-d-dad-dy?