*dusts this topic*
I found a couple of excellent comments that made my day in the French community, so I'll translate a couple of them :
"A bunch of Lestats,
Vampire that will come to you and give you RP lessons in the lines of "Im nobless! I know Volter and Shekspir (sp?), so stfu"
A bunch of highly scenarii quests in the lines of "Yes, you whelp, I have given you immortality, now go get me 8 ghoul eyes, fae powder and three baguettes, so you'll get a reward that'll be useless in two hours"
And very constructive dialogues between coteries : "shit ! taunt you Bruj-tank, I bloqued my Celerity key so I aggroed ! MOVE ZERG !"
And Goths. Goths everywhere, anytime."
(of course it won't happen that way since CCP and Eve Online kind of is a noob repelant... but.. I still lol'd)