Favorite male vampire NPC

SoniMax wrote:

It's : By the clack-smack cracking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.
I voted for him

Ah, I had a feeling there was a "crack" not "prick" when I walked into his dining room, though still cited Macbeth. A further bonus to Gary for this then! ;D

I VOTE FOR ALISTAIR!

Sorry, you can only vote for Alistair's voice recordings.

Speaking of MacBeth, did you know the Troika developers named the 2 rival LA gangs the Jets and the Sharks? That was taken directly from "Westside Story", a famous American Musical. Thought I'd through in that bit of Funfact!

Childe of Munster wrote:

Sorry, you can only vote for Alistair's voice recordings.

That's right. He isn't the most active NPC in the game

Btw Munster, it seems you're in a hurry to make Antediluvian

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Polite way of saying "stop posting idiot things!"

Or not

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Polite way of saying "stop posting idiot things!"

Or not

Ha ha! Who, me? Never. Are you feeling okay? Poor, poor ThePhilosopher, you've got methane on the brain. (From the automobiles.) We can both be high now.

No, not you. I was making fun of Malkav remarks to Munster haste to get antidiluvian.

Methane is in cow's farts, so i don't let it on my brain D:

ThePhilosopher wrote:

No, not you. I was making fun of Malkav remarks to Munster haste to get antidiluvian.

Methane is in cow's farts, so i don't let it on my brain D:

It's either that or Diablerie.

Bring it
death be a pleasant trip mon

Aw, No Romeo ?

As much as I really liked Jack, Romeo was really awesome too but he got such a small part. Hes dialog and personality was harlious. Alot of people might of missed him since hes in a building at the Hollywood Crypt

Quiet a few very good one liners. I can give some examples I remember (Might not be acurate word to word, but I'll try to keep them along the lines)

Romeo Spoilers below (if the spoiler tag works)

Spoiler:

Romeos a fun guy, comes accross as a real bada$$ firearms expert. But since hes not an option, I'll settle with Jack

Nines suck. A cheap character for american kids Not that cool and not that macho.
That leaves the trio of Beckett, Jack and Gary. I choose Jack for running the show.

Too bad the sheriff is a woman and i can't vote for her...ugly woman mind you...don't you hate it when you say something and then you think of that something then all of a sudden you imagine it extremely vividly aand you find yourself convulsing on the floor trying your hardest to wipe your mind clean of it...that's what just happened when i wondered about the lady sheriff's sex life...oh what a huge mistake that was...excuse me while i jerk my head all too hard from side to side...oh wait the motion is more of a perpendicular angle...i will try to sleep now but the image of the sheriff's kitty kat being assaulted by lacroix's pole will haunt me for all eternity...i only used kitty kat and pole as a replacement to avoid further damage to my imagination...suffice it to say it didn't work...I can only hope that the image of the sheriff in a bustier on a bed won't haunt you too...oh that's gross...she licked her lips...sweet dreams children...unless you don't dream...good thing i can program my dreams...sometimes my subconscious will try to fuck me over...literally...it's like i tell the voices "you can't take control of me because i don't suffer from multiple personality disorder"...they say i do...but I'm pretty sure they're lying...then again there are blank chunks in my memories...meh that's probably just repressed memories...but i remember some pretty crazy shit that should be repressed...you know what i better stop here before you guys think I'm crazy...besides i can't type everything I'm thinking...man if i made a device to type straight from your head it'd be great...I'd probably spend the time it would've taken me to type deleting the more crazy stuff that pops into my head...I mean i have a filter people...14

... Well thank fuck I read that after a good nights sleep!

Had to vote for Jack.

Jimmyto wrote:

Too bad the sheriff is a woman and i can't vote for her...ugly woman mind you...don't you hate it when you say something and then you think of that something then all of a sudden you imagine it extremely vividly aand you find yourself convulsing on the floor trying your hardest to wipe your mind clean of it...that's what just happened when i wondered about the lady sheriff's sex life...oh what a huge mistake that was...excuse me while i jerk my head all too hard from side to side...oh wait the motion is more of a perpendicular angle...i will try to sleep now but the image of the sheriff's kitty kat being assaulted by lacroix's pole will haunt me for all eternity...i only used kitty kat and pole as a replacement to avoid further damage to my imagination...suffice it to say it didn't work...I can only hope that the image of the sheriff in a bustier on a bed won't haunt you too...oh that's gross...she licked her lips...sweet dreams children...unless you don't dream...good thing i can program my dreams...sometimes my subconscious will try to fuck me over...literally...it's like i tell the voices "you can't take control of me because i don't suffer from multiple personality disorder"...they say i do...but I'm pretty sure they're lying...then again there are blank chunks in my memories...meh that's probably just repressed memories...but i remember some pretty crazy shit that should be repressed...you know what i better stop here before you guys think I'm crazy...besides i can't type everything I'm thinking...man if i made a device to type straight from your head it'd be great...I'd probably spend the time it would've taken me to type deleting the more crazy stuff that pops into my head...I mean i have a filter people...14

I always thought the Sheriff was male...

He said that because the Sheriff doesn't appear in the choices

Claudia wrote:

He said that because the Sheriff doesn't appear in the choices

Are you placing my capability of differentiating between male and female in question...I like how you think...It's like i always say...never trust the judgment of a sentient being that cant tell fantasy apart from reality...It's not that fantasy and reality are apart...they are actually one and the same...I mean if you really think about it

Z.o.o just shared his stuff with Jimmy, it seems

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Z.o.o just shared his stuff with Jimmy, it seems

Sharing is good... unless you're talking STD's, of course.

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Z.o.o just shared his stuff with Jimmy, it seems

I've only ever been to the zoo 3 times in my life...i liked it for the most part...i would've preferred to touch the animals...pet the lions and the tigers...ride the elephants...fight the evil organization that killed your father using muay thai...forgive me...i just recently watched a tony jaa movie...quite ok...a bit off on the pacing...the plot left something to wish for...but it's an action movie so it's ok i guess...was the text on the notification mails always purple...i could have sworn they weren't...the zoo is fun except for the constant smell of shit...you know that smiley in the middle that's jumping up and down...i swear it's just waiting for the right moment to strike...all the rest are just chillin and then you have this one all hyped up on meth...gurgle

I thought Sherif was female too.... until he took his shirt off. Nothing on his chest that spoke female to me.

Marls wrote:

I thought Sherif was female too.... until he took his shirt off. Nothing on his chest that spoke female to me.

You just insulted a lot of women...so it was nice knowing you...oh wait...i don't know you

I tough choice between Beckett, Jack and Gary... there all awesome in their own ways, but I very much like the way Gary chews you out if your a Toreador XD

"Engaurde Toreador! You vainglorious narcissistic POSER!".