Do it for teh lulz

Scumbag Lyle. Gargoyles know how to use the internet, too...

He only wants to hear about your dreams so he can crush them.


Also, LMAO, I almost spewed my tea at work, seeing that xDD

This pleases me

Needless to say Lyle loved that

Lyle works in mysterious ways - like spewing tea from random noses.

Voraxith wrote:

Hey Duncan, Sio, can I get out of the tub yet? All this ice is kinda uncomfy.

Seems it worked ^^ you can has cookie !!
Anyway He told be he'd be in the hospital for two weeks. He got his tablet so he should log on soon enough ^^

(edit : I didn't say he'd post, but he seems alive so this fine ^^ )

Cookie?!

*gives cookie*

Good gargoyle

William should be kinda back next week, I talked to him but he must be high on drugs :p

Sorry for not being around. I have no valid excuse. <0<;;

This cute chick my roommate knows has been hanging out with me and my friends every other day, and when she pours me a drink, it's 70% or more hard liquor. She asks if it needs anything added, and she's too adorable for me to break it to her that she just served me a tall bourbon interrupted with a little tea, instead of a tea and bourbon. She just drinks red wine, and has no idea how mixed drinks should taste, by comparison.

So I just accept it graciously, smile, drink it without flinching, make her feel appreciated... And keep trying my luck. xDD

That all said, I've been blind drunk 4/5 nights of the past 5 days. Whoo. <_<

I am so bad at rejecting things that pretty ladies offer me. 9_9

Sio, if I didn't know any better... Oh wait, I don't. Have fun!

Clearly, I don't know any better. x3

Then that makes two of us! Excellent!

I have no idea what we're on about, but I assure you, I'm nodding along with it.

Drunk bitches XD

Good job, keep it up, but maybe you should how her how to mix drinks XD

I'll have to.

I was so close, on the fourth day. She went to my room so we could listen to records, and so she could show me her tattoos.

I never did get to see all of them. My sexually oblivious roommate invited himself in, thinking the music listening was a listening party. He then went on to criticize some of her collection, claiming he just doesn't understand how it is punk rockers sing.

He has been the worst, #1 cock-blocker in my life, completely unintentionally.

Maybe he just wanted in on the fun, Sio?

If that were actually the case, I would not be bitching to the internet right now. Bro is CLUELESS.

But also, I really don't like sharing.

One word: Helium

Sio, my apologies for my tardy response to this. If I may make a suggestion? Get him drunk, then you and your friend have your way with (or without) him. This has been done to my clueless ass, so I can speak to its effectiveness. Also, I believe there may even be biblical precedence.

Sio wrote:

He has been the worst, #1 cock-blocker in my life, completely unintentionally.

Technically there isn't much cock to block

Or is there?

*Plot twist*

Voraxith wrote:

Sio, my apologies for my tardy response to this. If I may make a suggestion? Get him drunk, then you and your friend have your way with (or without) him. This has been done to my clueless ass, so I can speak to its effectiveness. Also, I believe there may even be biblical precedence.

Biblical precedence? What do you mean? Lot's wife?

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Actually, I was more thinking of Lot's daughters...