Do it for teh lulz

Nice date.

noes, we missed Voraxith's 666th post :-p

Nope! It's right there.

Honestly, finding out that I'm a she-male this late in life would be quite the plot twist, especially to me. <____<

Vora: The advice is appreciated, but I feel no pressing need to give the roommate alcohol, much less my sexual attention. It would be rewarding bad behavior.

At least you'd be able to pee while standing up like us dudes :-p

Btw, as someone whom just has a new kidney after 2.5 years of not having a working one. Not having to pee was so much better :-(

Sio, you have a very good point. In which case, the best response is to give the other your attention - with him present.
As for plot twists, there are those who don't mind that sort of thing.

And William, is it that it's painful, or just excessive? Wait, don't answer that - I really don't wanna know.

Voraxith wrote:

And William, is it that it's painful, or just excessive? Wait, don't answer that - I really don't wanna know.

Nah, he just has to learn how to aim still.

Bloodywolf wrote:

At least you'd be able to pee while standing up like us dudes :-p

It's complicated to explain, and you must be very drunk, but it is possible to do, sans penis. >0>;

@Vora: Honestly, if you aren't doing anything interesting, you need to get the fuck out of my room. x3
Also: WHAT A TWEEST!

Nachtrae wrote:

Voraxith wrote:

And William, is it that it's painful, or just excessive? Wait, don't answer that - I really don't wanna know.

Nah, he just has to learn how to aim still.

Pretend to shoot lasers, pew, pew, pew!

*whipcrack*

Ooh, feisty! Me likey.

mygoodness!

Quote :

He circles around a bit, then flies toward the river, his eyes searching for a solitary figure walking in the night. Once he sees one, he shoots down toward them like a speeding bullet, snatching them up and snapping their neck in one quick, efficient movement. Rufus then returns to Jean-Pierre's apartment, first making sure that no one is watching as he approaches.

It's a good thing Chris was already away from there. Imagine the disasters that would've happened if that solitairy figure caught by Rufus was not such an innocent poor, doped up mortal.

"this doesn't taste like mortal blood!"

I don't know if Rufus would even notice. Or if William would care.

Now how did my generation drop out of the blue?

Wut ?

William, what odd little black lines you have in your aura. Dafuq did you do man? Eat Lyle?

Rufus needs such a hat as this.

The picture clearly shows he already has one

BEE OF DOOM.