Good news for Twilight fans!

I just heard it on the radio. Your favorite film "Breaking Dawn" got SEVEN GOLDEN RASPBERRIES!

HaaR Huar HARR hAaR

Now thousends of fans will go greet the sunrise and sparkle together...

*turns tail and flees in terror at this thought*

Don't forget Kristin Stewart's 'Worst Actress' award, for the single expression she displayed in both 'Twilight' and 'Snow White and the Huntsman'.

Or the 'Worst Onscreen Couple' award for Taylor Lautner and the little mutant kid. LOL

I guess every guy in that movie is a pedophile, then? The 100+ year old vampire stalking the 16 year old girl, and the werewolf taking one look at their baby and going, "She's for me!"

Edit. I'm sort of embarrassed that I know so much about the 'Twilight' plot; unfortunatly the movie websites I frequent talked about them constantly. They lump all fantasy movies together. Hopefully that's all in the past now.

Can't we just forget that this thing even exists? Must we truly pay attention to it?

She got least sexy as well right ?

Dragatus wrote:

Can't we just forget that this thing even exists? Must we truly pay attention to it?

Oh, no. It's like the Holocaust... we must never pretend it doesn't exist. Twilight must always serve as a reminder to never make awful teen romance vampire movies again (and to never let Stephenie Meyer write anything, ever).

Lyle will be very very disappointed if something happens to his world domination plan's prophetess...