Sabbat edition

Claudia wrote:

Feral wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Not that bloody squirrel again. Dennis should have fucked it a long time ago...

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Dennis...?

Drug dealer on the beach

What does he do with squirells?

Claudia wrote:

Zer0, are u trolling?

OMG NO I'm not trolling my own board?!?! Where did this guy come from? He's beautiful and elegant yet scarey and intimidating? Who IS this Edward Cullen? …and why does he want a baseball mini game?

Feral wrote:

Toss him to wild animal(s). Me...

Feral, we can't toss him to wild animals. That would be cruelty to animals, and is strictly prohibited by law.

If we talk about the proper form of dealing with something like that Cullen thing: Impaling! Even if none of us are Old Clan Tzimisce...

About Dennis and the squirrel. Did you never listen to his dialog "...and if you are a cop, I come to your house and fuck you and your whole family, including that squirrel in your front yard."

Zer0, I don't know what this Cullen thing is, but he probably wants a baseball minigame, so we can hit him with a bat... or perhaps as a bat, if the sheriff gets involved.

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But you should only be able to play baseball during thunderstorms. You see, otherwise, people would notice you hitting the balls very loudly and you'd break the Masquerade.

Who else thinks that this is a great idea?

Who talks about hitting the ball...?

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Who talks about hitting the ball...?

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I do not understand what you mean.

Representing vampires as accurately as possible should be the aim here.

* Drives in with his Sabbat buddys in a jeep that has a Pack name on the side *

Get that 15th Generation sun walking thin blooded Mother * Car horn * !!! And while your at it get his little cow of a lover and slaughter the Dhamphir !

Edward Cullen wrote:

Who else thinks that this is a great idea?

I DO!!!! I love how you've come here to troll our board, it's about time we get some controversial drama in here... we've been getting along too well for too long!! LOL

Does nobody else see the humor that Edward brings? I for one love him and hopes he sticks around, he's the syrup on my pancakes!!

TheRedHeadGamer wrote:

* Drives in with his Sabbat buddys in a jeep that has a Pack name on the side *

Get that 15th Generation sun walking thin blooded Mother * Car horn * !!! And while your at it get his little cow of a lover and slaughter the Dhamphir !

First this...

And now a pack of shovelheads for dessert. This night gets better and bettter...

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P.S. Where do we get if even our blackhanded brethren bow to the fucking Hollywood self censorship...

Edward Cullen wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Who talks about hitting the ball...?

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I do not understand what you mean...

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Zer0Morph wrote:

…and why does he want a baseball mini game?

Then I want a skatepark! What!? What!?

Feral wrote:

Zer0Morph wrote:

…and why does he want a baseball mini game?

Then I want a skatepark! What!? What!?

How can you skate with four legs?

Karavolos wrote:

Feral wrote:

Zer0Morph wrote:

…and why does he want a baseball mini game?

Then I want a skatepark! What!? What!?

How can you skate with four legs?

I can walk upright, I only choose not to.
Permanent Feral Claws are not that much of a problem either. Most tricks require legs, after all. The usefulness of tail seems to be overlooked, though.

Feral wrote:

I can walk upright, I only choose not to.

I stand corrected.

Cute

WHY IS NO ONE BURNING IT WITH FIRE???????!!!!!! KILL IT WHILE ITS WEAK AND MILDLY INSPIRATIONAL TO TEENAGE GIRLS!!!!!!!!

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P.S. Where do we get if even our blackhanded brethren bow to the fucking Hollywood self censorship...

You might not *Death screams of someone getting stabbed* like it but hey ! Haters gonna hate and Im gonna create a Master pieace out of their blood and with Vicissitude, Good Sir !

Zer0Morph wrote:

Does nobody else see the humor that Edward brings? I for one love him and hopes he sticks around, he's the syrup on my pancakes!!

I wouldn't go as far as calling him syrup on my pancakes, but I agree that he's brought some life to an otherwise fairly dead place.

So I guess I'll lay off the crucifiction business for now.

Just takee him off the cross after a day or two, and toss a bloodbag at his feet. Should be alright after that. It says it's clan sparkly, so if the sun (you have heard about this myth?) should come out, it will probably take no harm.

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Kuma wrote:

WHY IS NO ONE BURNING IT WITH FIRE???????!!!!!! KILL IT WHILE ITS WEAK AND MILDLY INSPIRATIONAL TO TEENAGE GIRLS!!!!!!!!

Don't worry, I've got someone on the case. (I know I've posted this in that other thread, but it fits too well not to post it here.)

vv.dlg Line_95_col_n

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Are you implying the thing is supposed to be a Toreador?

No I want to say that I must vomit even without a stomach, when I see the thing, and Buffy on top of that

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Man, that girl, Buffy, sure plays hard to get.

But I know that in reality, she really likes me.

D:

Mind equals blown


I am one calm Tremere but I do need to kill something now.... xD