Quote of the day

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Oct 01, 2012 1:15 pm

Shabutaro wrote:: Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever the hell comes out!"

-Random guy on the internet

A farmer with a calf?
Laughing

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Oct 01, 2012 6:02 pm

eye of the divine wrote:: "If you don't know where you are going any road will get you there." - Lewis Carroll

Another advantage of not knowing where you go is: you can't get lost.

@Feral: What's so special about a calf? Most humans have two of them.

- geek

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Oct 01, 2012 6:19 pm

Childe of Malkav wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:: "If you don't know where you are going any road will get you there." - Lewis Carroll

Another advantage of not knowing where you go is: you can't get lost.

I prefer to think of being lost as having an adventure Very Happy

and an opportunity to learn new things.

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:32 pm

Childe of Malkav wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:: "If you don't know where you are going any road will get you there." - Lewis Carroll

Another advantage of not knowing where you go is: you can't get lost.

@Feral: What's so special about a calf? Most humans have two of them.

- geek

Like little newborn cow? I didn't know farming was so fashionable? Laughing

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:57 pm

No, like behind the shin. Where you bite the postman when you chase him... Twisted Evil

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Subject: Re: Quote of the day Wed Oct 03, 2012 1:04 pm

Childe of Malkav wrote:: No, like behind the shin. Where you bite the postman when you chase him...

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Are you shure throat is behind a shin? scratch

EDIT: Is there any Tzimisce on the forum to elaborate on that?

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

Feral wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:: No, like behind the shin. Where you bite the postman when you chase him...

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Are you shure throat is behind a shin? scratch

Any body part can be behind the shin if you just define directions properly. Nobody said it haid to be directly behind it.

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:36 pm

Dragatus wrote:

Feral wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:: No, like behind the shin. Where you bite the postman when you chase him...

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Are you shure throat is behind a shin? scratch

Any body part can be behind the shin if you just define directions properly. Nobody said it haid to be directly behind it.

There is Malkavish logic behind it...

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:42 pm

any volunteers around so that I can show you lot that it's possible for a shin to be directly behind the throat? Twisted Evil

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:20 am

No chance, Nachtrae. Everybody knows the first rule: "Never volunteer!" Especially if a Tremere or Tzimisce asks.
Of course this rule doesn't apply if a completely trustworthy Malkavian like me asks... Twisted Evil

Feral, you're not supposed to go for the throat of the postman. If you do thet, he can't come back tomorrow for your fun.

As for the anatomy, well I'm mostly an old-fashioned brain surgeon and lobotomizer, so I don't know much of what is below the head. You can call me Dr. Kraut Laughing

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Subject: Re: Quote of the day Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:46 pm

Nachtrae wrote:: any volunteers around so that I can show you lot that it's possible for a shin to be directly behind the throat?

Wouldn't it be easier to just get a gymnast?

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

If needed be I could borrow some random fledgelings What a Face

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:54 pm

Karavolos wrote:: If needed be I could borrow some random fledgelings

I'm sure they'd thank you for the experience.

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

"The human body has 206 bones. When I'm with you I have 207."

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:36 pm

Dragatus wrote:: "The human body has 206 bones. When I'm with you I have 207."

False.
After you've been with me, the number may vary anywhere between 3 to 300. Give or take a few.

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

I'm staying out of touch range anyway so I'm not with you to begin with.

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:29 pm

My sire told me, not to interact with Tzimisce directly as long as my mastery of the mortal shell isn't high enough.

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sat Oct 06, 2012 8:01 pm

Alichino wrote:: My sire told me, not to interact with Tzimisce directly as long as my mastery of the mortal shell isn't high enough.

Tremere with Vicissitude? Shocked

Gehenna is aproaching!!! Antediluvians will rise!!!
Do you have third eye as well? Your life in the Pyramid must be indeed taugh. Don't worry though. See what happend to poor Voraxith.

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

"If you think I'm cute when I'm angry I'm about to get fucking gorgeous."

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:49 pm

"Inspiration doesn't exist. Coffee does. And if you're drinking decaf, hey... HEEEEEEY wake up."
-Craig Benzine

Antediluvian Posts : 766 Join date : 2012-10-06 Age : 29

Let she who is without sin cast the fierce tone.
Guess who.

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

I've got nothing witty to write here.

-Karavolos

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:10 pm

Karavolos wrote:: I've got nothing witty to write here.

-Karavolos

May I quote it, my dear sir?

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

You DID try to stake me that one time, but I'll look past it and grant you permission for the sake of being nice What a Face

Antediluvian Posts : 766 Join date : 2012-10-06 Age : 29

Here's an awesome one.

Tremere: Here's what I'm going to do. Using dominate, I'm going to rape you...mentally.
Malkavian: Better have a mental condom, its quite dirty in there. Twisted Evil

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