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SaulottheGentle wrote:

Here's an awesome one.

Tremere: Here's what I'm going to do. Using dominate, I'm going to rape you...mentally.
Malkavian: Better have a mental condom, its quite dirty in there.

You got that wrong. It's all clean in here. Just not organized in a way a small minded "sane" brain can comprehend...
HaaR Huar HARR hAaR

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"Ok, okay...so I've been thinking...when life gives you lemons, dont make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn LEMONS, what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see lifes manager! Make life rue the day it decided to give Cave Johnson lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN...WITH THE LEMONS. IM GOING TO GET MY ENGINEERS TO CREATE A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THATS GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" *coughing fit*

-The great Cave Johnson

since you reminded me of the great portal 2:

"HA! I knew someone was alive in here. AH! Oh. My. God. You look terrible - ummm... good. Looking good, actually."
-Wheatley

"When life gives you lemons, make apple pie"

-Insane Troll Logic

Karavolos wrote:

"When life gives you lemons, make apple pie"

-Insane Troll Logic

orc logic! I love it!

SaulottheGentle wrote:

"Ok, okay...so I've been thinking...when life gives you lemons, dont make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn LEMONS, what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see lifes manager! Make life rue the day it decided to give Cave Johnson lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN...WITH THE LEMONS. IM GOING TO GET MY ENGINEERS TO CREATE A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THATS GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" *coughing fit*

-The great Cave Johnson

Sounds like you're still far from Golconda...

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Sounds like you're still far from Golconda...

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And I have PLENTY MORE.

"That stench...the stench of hypocrisy...OH If it isn't the Catholic Church! And what's this? No little Timmy glued to your crotch? Progress!"
-Alucard, TFS Hellsing Abridged

Hey Bloodywolf,
looks like you got a rather fat life there...

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Quote :

Tremere with Vicissitude? Shocked

Mastery of the mortal shell is not Viscissitude but a path of Thaumaturgy created against Tzimisce.

Just remember: When the Sabat make a turd in the back alley, the Tremere create a path to oppose it.

We've got a ritual for that, bro

The tremere are like a kindred army knife, we have rituals for pretty much everything.

Bloodywolf wrote:

The tremere are like a kindred army knife, we have rituals for pretty much everything.

Personally, I go for the old metaworker's saying: If in doubt, any tool is a hammer.

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Oh I agree, unless it's on fire. Then it's just cheating.

It's only cheating if you get caught.

I'll use whatever tool that works.

As a problem solver, a tactical application of the Instant hammering object random will fix the witness problem.

Bloodywolf wrote:

As a problem solver, a tactical application of the Instant hammering object random will fix the witness problem.

Agreed. But it also creates the problem of getting rid of the corps and the bloodstains.

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Hence the fire, torch the place. Nothing cleans evidence like a good old inferno. Or call the Tremere corpse-busters hotline.

When you did something strange.
In that neigherhood.
Who you gonne call?

I don't need some stge-mage to create a little inferno. I'm quite capable of creating good exothermic reactions myself.
Spontaneous combustiion is my second hobby, after brain surgery.

Bloodywolf wrote:

Hence the fire, torch the place. Nothing cleans evidence like a good old inferno.

That only works if you can get the fire hotter than 200 degrees Celsius (which is tough outside of a furnace) otherwise you'll be left with bits that haven't burnt away (usually the heart). Bleach and an acid bath is a more sure bet, takes longer but it's more likely to work and saves you owing a Tremere a boon and is slightly less obvious than a big arse fire .

But a good bonfire is more intersting than a mere acid bath...
Of course the more durable parts, like teeth, have to be taken care of seperately...

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P.S. Hope no small-minded FED will take us for a group of terrorists after reading this topic.

Childe of Malkav wrote:

But a good bonfire is more intersting than a mere acid bath...
Of course the more durable parts, like teeth, have to be taken care of seperately...

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P.S. Hope no small-minded FED will take us for a group of terrorists after reading this topic.

Yeah but what do you want interesting and obvious and possibly upsetting the beast on top of all that as well or more subtle and less likely to draw attention?

guess I'll find out if one comes a knocking

Why burning it?
Burry it, let it sink to the bottom of the ocean, feed it to the rats, feed it to Pisha there are so many ways to remove a corpse the possibilites are endless.
For vampires you are strangely fixated on solving your problems with fire. It is enough to kill the living with fire and I say that as a Tremere.

Look at my name. I don't have to be rational...

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Alichino wrote:

Why burning it?
Burry it, let it sink to the bottom of the ocean, feed it to the rats, feed it to Pisha there are so many ways to remove a corpse the possibilites are endless.
For vampires you are strangely fixated on solving your problems with fire. It is enough to kill the living with fire and I say that as a Tremere.

Another Tremere...
Fuck.
*Runs away*