Quote of the day

Malkav, if i listen to music i will fall asleep and miss my stop ^^ I have to get up at 4 in the morning to arrive at my job at 6 ~.~

Ingame Chat of WC3:

Dude 1: man, this is great, 450 hp, sleek design, sleek interior, this is going to be my new car
Dude 2: cars have hit points?

Shabutaro wrote:

Malkav, if i listen to music i will fall asleep and miss my stop ^^ I have to get up at 4 in the morning to arrive at my job at 6 ~.~

Ingame Chat of WC3:

Dude 1: man, this is great, 450 hp, sleek design, sleek interior, this is going to be my new car
Dude 2: cars have hit points?

Dude 3: Of course they do. But only in english speaking countries. In Germany, they come as an afterthought (P.S.) For France (cv), I don't know...

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Shabutaro wrote:

Malkav, if i listen to music i will fall asleep and miss my stop ^^ I have to get up at 4 in the morning to arrive at my job at 6 ~.~

Ingame Chat of WC3:

Dude 1: man, this is great, 450 hp, sleek design, sleek interior, this is going to be my new car
Dude 2: cars have hit points?

The funniest thing about it is that my reaction was the same as the reaction of dude 2.

Alichino wrote:

Who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

Mark Twain

I like the quote. I've read a lot of Twain's/Clamens' work, but never heard that one.

What if Lucifer's only crime was to think that Mankind was unworthy of the gifts that God gave us, and his punishment for this sin of pride was to be a prison warden, guarding the worst of humanity for eternity? Seems kind of harsh.

"last time I jumped into a convertible.. I nearly got but-fucked by the gear shifter.."

again ingame Chat of WC3 ^^

Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have amnesia.
Turtle.

"My good Lord, we are attracting more people. They look as if they might be carrying opinions." - Erfworld, Book 2

Dragatus wrote:

"My good Lord, we are attracting more people. They look as if they might be carrying opinions." - Erfworld, Book 2

Sounds dangerous to me.

There are only two opinions, mine and the wrong one.

I have an opinion. Please don't bother me with facts.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsJR9CqBmBc&feature=g-vrec

He gets some new popsicle up his mind cord and we will quote Malkav too, I presume.

"Back in the day i told my sis to go to hotmail to set up her own email account, and she went to www.hotmale.com and now she thinks I'm gay ;("

again an ingame quote, this time from payday the heist.

Shabutaro wrote:

"Back in the day i told my sis to go to hotmail to set up her own email account, and she went to www.hotmale.com and now she thinks I'm gay ;("

again an ingame quote, this time from payday the heist.

Ummm.... Like...
You have very interesting porn sites up your sleeve, Shabu... Is there something you want to tell us perchance?

"Anything more than 500 years old is probably evil." - unknow

Dragatus wrote:

"Anything more than 500 years old is probably evil." - unknow

Nope, I'm not evil. I'm just a cynical old bastard with a lobotomy and vivisection addiction...
HaaR Huar HARR hAaR

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Feral wrote:

Shabutaro wrote:

"Back in the day i told my sis to go to hotmail to set up her own email account, and she went to www.hotmale.com and now she thinks I'm gay ;("

again an ingame quote, this time from payday the heist.

Ummm.... Like...
You have very interesting porn sites up your sleeve, Shabu... Is there something you want to tell us perchance?

Feral, be careful buddy. Some of us pass no judgment.
And others of us fap along...

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

"Anything more than 500 years old is probably evil." - unknow

Nope, I'm not evil. I'm just a cynical old bastard with a lobotomy and vivisection addiction...
HaaR Huar HARR hAaR

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Exactly: evil.

[quote="Voraxith"]

Feral wrote:

Feral, be careful buddy. Some of us pass no judgment.
And others of us fap along...

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I am anything but judgmental...
I am on the same wagon...

"And he didn't die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn't get to sleep that night, that was the last time I'd use crushed glass..." - Joker (The Devil's Advocate - Chuck Dixon)

eye of the divine wrote:

"And he didn't die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn't get to sleep that night, that was the last time I'd used crushed glass..." - Joker (The Devil's Advocate - Chuck Dixon)

No offense, but I think I like Shabu's train of thought better...

Feral wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:

"And he didn't die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn't get to sleep that night, that was the last time I'd used crushed glass..." - Joker (The Devil's Advocate - Chuck Dixon)

No offense, but I think I like Shabu's train of thought better...

hehehe, no offence taken dearie

"Life sucks, take a number"
by some guy on some page I visited.

"Cuz I'm aware of it, I can afford to open up the thread announcing my own death"

Some guy with bone cancer on Unix forums. He opened the thread announcing his upcoming death and thanking everyone for being good pals to him

'Fuck! That wasn't just a fart... brb pls pause game'

You meet the funniest people in games

Shabutaro wrote:

'Fuck! That wasn't just a fart... brb pls pause game'

You meet the funniest people in games

Any sense of seriousness this thread ever had has just been brutally murdered.

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Shabutaro wrote:

'Fuck! That wasn't just a fart... brb pls pause game'

You meet the funniest people in games

Any sense of seriousness this thread ever had has just been brutally murdered.

I thought Tzimisce like brutal murders...
Was this a compliment, then?

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first...."
-- My 21 year old little brother, on Facebook.