Quote of the day

"When I'm choosing between two evils, I always pick the one I haven't tried before."
-The Joker

Voraxith wrote:

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first...."
-- My 21 year old little brother, on Facebook.

My way of thinking exactly.

How about another quote from Mr. 'Why-so-serious?'.

"If you have to explain the joke, there IS no joke!"
- Joker

"Like my old mama used to say: Fuck off, looser."
- "Get the Gringo" screenwriters

We all know who said this.

"Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!"

Smartass MAC User: 'Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant'
Windows User: 'Right click.'

"Im Sooooo disappointed in you Kristen Stewart..."
--Another nugget of wisdom from lil brother on Facebook.

'So at school we had this guy talking about sexual predators online and crap like that for a good hour. And he said something like "girls don't put your pictures online. These freaks will only collect, trade and sell them" and i said a bit too loudly "gotta catch 'em all". He was the only one not laughing'

Teamspeak of my Clan in TERA

That wasn't a quote, but I still laughed.


"Quiting smoking is one of the few things where practice does not make perfect." - me

Therese wrote:

You're new to this, aren't you? Were you trying to Dominate me just now? That was so stupid it was almost cute. Almost.

If you want to know, why I had to quote this, look at the latest post about openly carrying weapons in the TFN Ideas section.

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"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." - George Carlin

Understanding is a three-edged sword. - Kosh (Babylon 5)

"The office is like a tree full of monkeys trying to climb up. The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes"
- don't know who or if someone said that, it just came to my mind

Shabutaro wrote:

"The office is like a tree full of monkeys trying to climb up. The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes"
- don't know who or if someone said that, it just came to my mind

+rep

Again on the train to work:

teenager 1: man both Tesla and Newton were lifelong virgins, am i the only one who sees the link?
teenager 2: you believe you're going to be a great scientist?

Sometimes train rides are enjoyable

Shabutaro wrote:

Again on the train to work:

teenager 1: man both Tesla and Newton were lifelong virgins, am i the only one who sees the link?
teenager 2: you believe you're going to be a great scientist?

Sometimes train rides are enjoyable

On a second thought... I spend most of my time in laboratory, too...

Feral wrote:

Shabutaro wrote:

Again on the train to work:

teenager 1: man both Tesla and Newton were lifelong virgins, am i the only one who sees the link?
teenager 2: you believe you're going to be a great scientist?

Sometimes train rides are enjoyable

On a second thought... I spend most of my time in laboratory, too...

I thought you would be spending most of your days outside, chasing cars and pooping in the neighbours yard

As much as I would like to... I have PhD thesis to write and experiments to make. Oh, the days when I was a teenager, with 8 weeks of vacation to go out, only stupid worries (even if they looked Mt Everest then ).
Why can't we go back in time?
I have picked a sport I would like to do recently. And? I don't have enough time to sleep. Life sucks.

Which put me on very VtMB releted realization: who in their right mind would like to live forever on Earth?
Poor Cainites... Millenia of sucking...

Yeah, we will have that conversation again in 10 years...
If my tutor doesn't kill me sooner, of course.

If being an idiot was illegal, it would probably be easier to keep the criminals outside the jails and use them as fortresses.

-dunno, popped out in my head

Never heard that one before...

The vaulted eel is lost at sea
Playing by the swans
His figure eights and knocking pins
Left the heart unharmed

Drippy days you'll see him land
Tasting grief and tie our hands
Whistling hymns and soothing songs
Mama says he'll right your wrongs...

Rasputina - The Vaulted eel

"and i promise i will never party again with 2 catholic satanistic lesbians with rooms full of crosses
it was night in asylum
im happy to see normal ppl here"

A friend of mine on Skype.