I used to post here alot, but then I took a steering column to the chest

Dragatus wrote:

Eh, the only difference between getting healed by Obeah and using blood to heal yourself is who spends the blood. So you can mail him a bloodpack for much the same result.

And second Blood Bond

@Voraxith: I am happy I managed to put a smile on your face. Happiness speeds up healing.

ALL THE BLOOD (cookies) !!!

Karavolos wrote:

Blood cookies! I sell blood cookies! Act while they're warm!

Good idea *fires a missile with heat tracking device*

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DAMN YOU MALKAAAV

Err...I made blood popsicles. With a few for Vora. Dont worry, no vampire blood went into any of these.

SaulottheGentle wrote:

...no vampire blood went into any of these.

And the earth is a flat disc at the center of the universe.

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

SaulottheGentle wrote:

...no vampire blood went into any of these.

And the earth is a flat disc at the center of the universe.

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It would go against my nature to chain someone in a blood bond. Despite two instances, but that was different.

Also, God said that wives would be found in every corner of the world. Then he made it round, and laughed and laughed.

Yes, Sally here would never bloodbind anyone. Stealing souls on the other hand ...

Dragatus wrote:

Yes, Sally here would never bloodbind anyone. Stealing souls on the other hand ...

That was by accident! I swear to Saulot it was!

Also, ELDER STATUS POST XD

*pats the Salubri on the head*

I understand, you sweet little abomination, you.

Karavolos wrote:

DAMN YOU MALKAAAV

Chiyo-chan ! ^^

*gives out blood cookies*


Nice boys ^^

SaulottheGentle wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

Yes, Sally here would never bloodbind anyone. Stealing souls on the other hand ...

That was by accident! I swear to Saulot it was!

Of course it was, Soulsucker. Next you'll tell me that the whole soulstealing thing was just made up by the Tremere as an excuse for "diablerizing" Saulot and other low generation Salubri. Kids these days.

I swear on Claudia's Bloodcookies, Tremere never lie.

Dragatus wrote:

SaulottheGentle wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

Yes, Sally here would never bloodbind anyone. Stealing souls on the other hand ...

That was by accident! I swear to Saulot it was!

Of course it was, Soulsucker. Next you'll tell me that the whole soulstealing thing was just made up by the Tremere as an excuse for "diablerizing" Saulot and other low generation Salubri. Kids these days.

Btw, haven't seen any Cappadocians in the last few centuries. Did I miss something?

Bloodywolf wrote:

I swear on Claudia's Bloodcookies, Tremere never lie.

Certainly not. They are as honest as any politician.

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Dragatus wrote:

SaulottheGentle wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

Yes, Sally here would never bloodbind anyone. Stealing souls on the other hand ...

That was by accident! I swear to Saulot it was!

Of course it was, Soulsucker. Next you'll tell me that the whole soulstealing thing was just made up by the Tremere as an excuse for "diablerizing" Saulot and other low generation Salubri. Kids these days.

The Tremere are called "usurpers" for a reason.

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Bloodywolf wrote:

I swear on Claudia's Bloodcookies, Tremere never lie.

Certainly not. They are as honest as any politician.

[after observing the gambling tables at Rick's]
Customer: "Are you sure this place is honest?"
Carl: "Honest? As Honest as the day is long!"
Casablanca

The thought of a vampire saying this seems especially ironic, since Childe of Malkav doesn't believe in daylight anymore. Correct, Childe?

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Btw, haven't seen any Cappadocians in the last few centuries. Did I miss something?
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Yep, a very nice guy. He goes by the name Augustus. And you would do well to keep missing him.

Bloodywolf wrote:

I swear on Claudia's Bloodcookies, Tremere never lie.

Yes, it is true. A Tremere never lies. She just always says about the other side of truth.

SaulottheGentle wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

SaulottheGentle wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

Yes, Sally here would never bloodbind anyone. Stealing souls on the other hand ...

That was by accident! I swear to Saulot it was!

Of course it was, Soulsucker. Next you'll tell me that the whole soulstealing thing was just made up by the Tremere as an excuse for "diablerizing" Saulot and other low generation Salubri. Kids these days.

The Tremere are called "usurpers" for a reason.

You can call the Tremere whatever you want (since you're already on the kill list for being a Soulsucker), but most kindred call them Warlocks.

Dragatus wrote:

SaulottheGentle wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

SaulottheGentle wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

Yes, Sally here would never bloodbind anyone. Stealing souls on the other hand ...

That was by accident! I swear to Saulot it was!

Of course it was, Soulsucker. Next you'll tell me that the whole soulstealing thing was just made up by the Tremere as an excuse for "diablerizing" Saulot and other low generation Salubri. Kids these days.

The Tremere are called "usurpers" for a reason.

You can call the Tremere whatever you want (since you're already on the kill list for being a Soulsucker), but most kindred call them Warlocks.

Tzimisce may have a few more expressions, quite colorful at it.

Hey, I have no problem with the Mast- er, um, I mean the Tremere. May I please have a bloodcookie, Claudia?

Voraxith wrote:

Hey, I have no problem with the Mast- er, um, I mean the Tremere. May I please have a bloodcookie, Claudia?

You may have two. *gives and pats*

Feral wrote:

Tzimisce may have a few more expressions, quite colorful at it.

I can imagine. I also liked Damsel's "magic missile casting motherfucker".

Dragatus wrote:

You can call the Tremere whatever you want (since you're already on the kill list for being a Soulsucker), but most kindred call them Warlocks.

I don't call them at all. I'd prefer them to stay in Vienna...

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