This is bullshit

Multipas.

More specifically, I am reminded how the main bad guy is killed. Details in the spoiler tags.

Spoiler:

I mean, it's fucking Pratchett, what else did you expect, srsly ??


(nota bene that I'm huge fan of Good Omens)

Good Omens is actually one of the few Pratchett books I haven't read. I should probably correct that one of these nghts.

Dragatus wrote:

Good Omens is actually one of the few Pratchett books I haven't read. I should probably correct that one of these nghts.

*pokes with a stick* Yeeeees, you should read that one, it's more Pratchett than Gaiman.

Dragatus wrote:

Good Omens is actually one of the few Pratchett books I haven't read. I should probably correct that one of these nghts.

Yep. That one is an absolute MUST READ.

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I noticed as well...

Blood hunt anyone?

I noticed when he registered. I had hoped he'd post somewhere but it didn't happen....

He was around a while ago, posting somewhere about a mod that makes Kindred glitter in the sun like a diamond.

Rather than a bloodhunt, how about you all just get your hands on him and bring him to one of my Havens? I'll have a nice little cell he can occupy while I take him apart. As a reward to the one who can bring this atrocity in alive, I will offer to use my skills in Vicissitude to craft a part of your body to your specifications.

I remember when that Cullen twatwaffle was posting, but I'm more concerned about the one Dragatus failed to notice - the newest registered member, yolo122. Really? Really?! REALLY?! Oy vey... *facepalm*

Voraxith wrote:

I remember when that Cullen twatwaffle was posting, but I'm more concerned about the one Dragatus failed to notice - the newest registered member, yolo122. Really? Really?! REALLY?! Oy vey... *facepalm*

My previous offer stands for this one as well, naturally.

But it says Edward Cullen is 18? I thought he was perma 17.... HAHAHA, oops, I shouldn't know that should I?

I might consider reading Good Omesn in english...

Nachtrae wrote:

Voraxith wrote:

I remember when that Cullen twatwaffle was posting, but I'm more concerned about the one Dragatus failed to notice - the newest registered member, yolo122. Really? Really?! REALLY?! Oy vey... *facepalm*

My previous offer stands for this one as well, naturally.

What's your offer on Zer0?

Zer0Morph wrote:

But it says Edward Cullen is 18? I thought he was perma 17.... HAHAHA, oops, I shouldn't know that should I?

Maybe someone made him mortal again?

Or he can lolage, wouldn't put it past them.

Jad.3 wrote:

What's your offer on Zer0?

No offense to Zer0, but he's a Brujah. They can be found everywhere. Can't throw a brick without hitting one and pissing off the rest for abusing said brick.
That and they're to hard to control. Their rebellious nature persists no matter what, making them risky and hard to control.

And I am actually happy Mr. Cullen joined us!
At least it would not be my job anymore to suck bones.

Nachtrae wrote:

Voraxith wrote:

I remember when that Cullen twatwaffle was posting, but I'm more concerned about the one Dragatus failed to notice - the newest registered member, yolo122. Really? Really?! REALLY?! Oy vey... *facepalm*

My previous offer stands for this one as well, naturally.

Can I have the spare parts? But don't bother with the "brain", if you find something like it at all. Even a good lightning bolt could not make that thing operational.

Zer0, you got 5 dots in being ashamed? That's quite an achievement.

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Zer0Morph wrote:

But it says Edward Cullen is 18? I thought he was perma 17.... HAHAHA, oops, I shouldn't know that should I?

You used google, its a handy resource for finding out stuff like that

I smell a blood bond.

Jad.3 wrote:

I smell a blood bond.

I didn't realise being nice was a bad thing.