This is bullshit

I don't believe in nice vampires!

Jad.3 wrote:

I don't believe in nice vampires!

...Brown nosing then

If you guys are going to have a blood hunt, you're going to have to go without me. I'll be elsewhere. But if I do randomly find him, I'll be sure to message everyone with Auspex 4.

Seeing Sally like that ^ is very helpful to me.

Jad.3 wrote:

Seeing Sally like that ^ is very helpful to me.

Indeed...
Maybe we would manage to convince him to join our Pack finally...

Clan Edward isn't allowed in this Barony. So if he turns up again...
If you can arrange it, I need a left leg. In exchange I will even overlook certain stains on an aura. But it has to be in working order.

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*fetches a leg*

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Clan Edward isn't allowed in this Barony. So if he turns up again...
If you can arrange it, I need a left leg. In exchange I will even overlook certain stains on an aura. But it has to be in working order.

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Uhuh....

Malkav.

I know you are insane from being Malkavian.
But do you really think that anyone wants to diablarize him?
1: They would be immune to sunlight, but sparkle instead.
2: Their only gained abilities would be crying and abusing girls.
3: SPARKLING.

...and what do you mean by "Joining the pack"? I'm already blood bound to Nach, so I'll have to politely decline.

Feral wrote:

*fetches a leg*

Thanks. Femur, shoulderblade, or "stick of dynamite" game?

Sally, that's the reason why I can be so generous, and make the offer in the first place.

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SaulottheGentle wrote:

...and what do you mean by "Joining the pack"? I'm already blood bound to Nach, so I'll have to politely decline.

Of course I haven't drunk that thing dry! The possible side-effects combined with his high Generation... Not to mention some behavioral traits could get transferred.
I bit the leg off and fetched it, that's all

An for your bond: think about it: after doing Vaulderie with us you would be free again! Free of the bonds of your Fiendish owner! Free to strike at your oppressors! Free as any of your new Sabbat brothers and sisters!

EDIT: @Malkav: Femur please, without berry flavor if possible.

Feral wrote:

SaulottheGentle wrote:

...and what do you mean by "Joining the pack"? I'm already blood bound to Nach, so I'll have to politely decline.

Of course I haven't drunk that thing dry! The possible side-effects combined with his high Generation... Not to mention some behavioral traits could get transferred.
I bit the leg off and fetched it, that's all

An for your bond: think about it: after doing Vaulderie with us you would be free again! Free of the bonds of your Fiendish owner! Free to strike at your oppressors! Free as any of your new Sabbat brothers and sisters!

EDIT: @Malkav: Femur please, without berry flavor if possible.

No total offense, to either Nach or you, but it's her protection that's the only thing keeping me alive. And as for the Sabbat...

I may be a vampire, an undead being of the night and one of the most hunted beings possible even among vampires, but I am not a monster. I don't like killing, I don't like the idea of being a vainglorious monster, and, as fun as meeting another of my clan sounds, their third eye and powers are tainted by pure rage and hatred. While I can't blame them for tiring of pacifism and hating the Tremere for what they've done to us, they take it too far by hurting the clans that didn't help us survive. My sincerest apologies, but I must decline.

Oh, and don't use the "But you're being controlled by your antedeluvian!" slander on me, Saulot got diablarized in the 1100s.

SaulottheGentle wrote:

My sincerest apologies, but I must decline.

Our kennel's flap is always open for you, if you happen to change your mind.

SaulottheGentle wrote:

Oh, and don't use the "But you're being controlled by your antedeluvian!" slander on me, Saulot got diablarized in the 1100s.

And now he lives in a body of certain magus going by the name Tremere, who escaped into body of his lapdog Etrius, and then Goratrix, whose soul he expelled into a mirror...
Not so dead as you would like to think

eye of the divine wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

I smell a blood bond.

I didn't realise being nice was a bad thing.

Eye of the Divine and I have an online relationship, it's a special relationship and we're planning on having internet babies. When these babies grow up they will help me mod TFN, or perhaps even take over the project after my (un)death. It's just how it is, it happened, there's no looking back now. HAHAHAHA!

Zer0Morph wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

I smell a blood bond.

I didn't realise being nice was a bad thing.

Eye of the Divine and I have an online relationship, it's a special relationship and we're planning on having internet babies. When these babies grow up they will help me mod TFN, or perhaps even take over the project after my (un)death. It's just how it is, it happened, there's no looking back now. HAHAHAHA!

Yeahy! You can be the Mommy! I call dibbs on being the Daddy

Feral wrote:

SaulottheGentle wrote:

My sincerest apologies, but I must decline.

Our kennel's flap is always open for you, if you happen to change your mind.

SaulottheGentle wrote:

Oh, and don't use the "But you're being controlled by your antedeluvian!" slander on me, Saulot got diablarized in the 1100s.

And now he lives in a body of certain magus going by the name Tremere, who escaped into body of his lapdog Etrius, and then Goratrix, whose soul he expelled into a mirror...
Not so dead as you would like to think

And IIRC, Treme-err...Tremere's body got turned into a giant white slug somehow while playing body-musical chairs with his lieutenants.

Tssk

This is how it happened

Feral wrote:

... Free to strike at your oppressors!...

Feral, have you accidentally diablerized a Brujah?

Quote :

EDIT: @Malkav: Femur please, without berry flavor if possible.

*tosses a femur with a lot to chew on it to Feral*

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Feral wrote:

... Free to strike at your oppressors!...

Feral, have you accidentally diablerized a Brujah?

No... Maybe it is from sucking the bone Aphrodite gave me... It teasted of Zer0...

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Quote :

EDIT: @Malkav: Femur please, without berry flavor if possible.

*tosses a femur with a lot to chew on it to Feral*

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*munches contentedly*
Thanks!

Feral wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Feral wrote:

... Free to strike at your oppressors!...

Feral, have you accidentally diablerized a Brujah?

No... Maybe it is from sucking the bone Aphrodite gave me... It teasted of Zer0...

Maybe. Have you felt more drawn to TFN than other versions of the game lately...?

Feral wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Quote :

EDIT: @Malkav: Femur please, without berry flavor if possible.

*tosses a femur with a lot to chew on it to Feral*

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*munches contentedly*
Thanks!

Be my guest

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Maybe. Have you felt more drawn to TFN than other versions of the game lately...?

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Sort of...?

Claudia wrote:

Tssk

This is how it happened

Brilliant stuff.

Dragatus wrote:

Claudia wrote:

Tssk

This is how it happened

Brilliant stuff.

Ditto.

I just entered the age I was when I were embraced but now that this issue has been brought up, I think I'm mad! HA HA HA

Feral wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

Claudia wrote:

Tssk

This is how it happened

Brilliant stuff.

Ditto.

You can read the other chapters

BTW, it's all canon stuff XD



Aneumann, I'm afraid I didn't understand what you meant ?

Claudia wrote:

You can read the other chapters

BTW, it's all canon stuff XD

I did. I would want some of that stuff they had been smoking while writing this...