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Subject: Re: Quote of the day Thu Jan 21, 2016 1:34 pm

Dragatus wrote:: Since I strictly enforced the rule. She used to try when she was small, but I didn't let her so she stopped trying.

Did it work...? Shocked

Incredible.

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Thu Jan 21, 2016 1:51 pm

Feral wrote:: Did it work...? Incredible.

I call BS on that! No cat listens or stops trying because of human rule! That's like trying to get Muslims to stop raping your women and pooping on the ground as refugees in Europe. It ain't gonna happen! LOL

Edit: I'm referring to the NY Times story.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/21/world/europe/guide-for-migrants-in-germany-mocked-as-how-not-to-instruct-foreigners.html?_r=0

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Thu Jan 21, 2016 4:11 pm

LMAO'ing all year at this guide.

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Thu Jan 21, 2016 4:27 pm

ThePhilosopher wrote:: LMAO'ing all year at this guide.

After going through it, I don't know what to say. Even I speak more than one language...

*howls sadly*

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

Zer0Morph wrote:

Feral wrote:: Did it work...? Incredible.

I call BS on that! No cat listens or stops trying because of human rule!

Dude, just learn Animalism. It's not that hard.

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Fri Jan 22, 2016 1:27 pm

Dragatus wrote:: Dude, just learn Animalism. It's not that hard.

I don't think Animalism will control his cat though, will it? I think he could only control bats and rats and stuff. Then again, he could send a swarm of bats to train his cat not to jump on the counter. That needs to go on Youtube btw! cat

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Fri Jan 22, 2016 4:19 pm

Feral wrote:

Dragatus wrote:: Since I strictly enforced the rule. She used to try when she was small, but I didn't let her so she stopped trying.

Did it work...? Shocked

Incredible.

Yes. While he is looking...

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

Animalism works on any animal, it's just easier with some than with others.

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sat Jan 23, 2016 5:36 am

Dragatus wrote:: Animalism works on any animal, it's just easier with some than with others.

In other words, it works on cats too. When they feel like it...

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

Actually mammals and predators are the easiest to control. Cats fit in both categories.

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun Jan 24, 2016 3:36 am

Then I must assume that the White Wolf people have never actually met a cat. If they had there would be an exception in the rules. cat

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun Jan 24, 2016 4:39 am

Childe of Malkav wrote:: Then I must assume that the White Wolf people have never actually met a cat. If they had there would be an exception in the rules.

Indeed. And on women.

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Tue Apr 05, 2016 6:12 pm

"Fleming examines Englishness, and the novel shows the virtues and strength of England" from today's featured wikipedia article.

I had a laughing convulsion reading this one.

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Wed Apr 06, 2016 3:07 am

Firm faith in Allah?

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Thu Apr 07, 2016 4:23 pm

"How do you say 'hammer fall' in German?"
"Just start screaming and you eventually get it right"

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

"I took a calculated risk, but I'm bad at math."

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Fri Apr 15, 2016 7:46 pm

Dragatus wrote:: "I took a calculated risk, but I'm bad at math."

18 years of alimony ensued...

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

"Personally, I don't care about the earth; but if it doesn't bother me I don't mind letting it exist."

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

Youtube Commenter #1 wrote:: When the top one tenth of 1% of popular cookies has 100% more chocolate chips than the bottom 99% of the other brands, something is seriously wrong. I propose we move from a Cachipalist system to a more equal, fairer system of Democratic Oatmealism. When people are out there putting in 50/60 spoons of flour, and getting poor dough in return, it is time for change.

We live in the wealthiest country in the world, not the healthiest country in the world, and I propose to change that. I plan to raise the cinnamon range on cookies to 15 pinches per cup of flour. Vote for Ber-nairns Fibres.

Youtube Commenter #2 wrote:: When will you damn liberals learn that Oatmealism doesn't work!

Youtube Commenter #1 wrote:: The day you Republicans learn to accept figs into your cookies!

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun May 22, 2016 11:13 am

I dearly hope the original poster was joking... affraid

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

"I'm neurotic. I need to see other people."
'I'm schizophrenic. I am other people!'

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Tue May 24, 2016 9:47 am

Karavolos wrote:: "I'm neurotic. I need to see other people."
'I'm schizophrenic. I am other people!'

"I 'm paranoic. I know other people are out there... And they are listening in!"

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Tue May 24, 2016 3:43 pm

Are paranoid schizophrenics afraid of their other personalities are plotting against them?

I know that's not how it works, but jokes need not be medically accurate.

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Wed May 25, 2016 5:29 am

malak wrote:: Are paranoid schizophrenics afraid of their other personalities are plotting against them?

I know that's not how it works, but jokes need not be medically accurate.

Hard to say... Ask Malkav? lol!

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