Quote of the day

Feral wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

"I never know when I'm going too far. But I'm always so glad when I do."

In other words, you enjoy making others bleed rectally, yes?

Now you mistake the two of us my friend.

While true, I think the statement could have merely been stopped prior to the word ''rectally."

Jad.3 wrote:

Feral wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

"I never know when I'm going too far. But I'm always so glad when I do."

In other words, you enjoy making others bleed rectally, yes?

Now you mistake the two of us my friend.

You judge by yourself. I am a bottom.

malak wrote:

While true, I think the statement could have merely been stopped prior to the word ''rectally."

True, but it might have failed to tick Jad approprietely, then.

"Feral doesn't always play baseball. But when he does, he's the catcher."

Jad.3 wrote:

"Feral doesn't always play baseball. But when he does, he's the catcher."

I don't play baseball, I am no Murican. Therefore, I do not get the reference...

Poland's national pastimes are squatting, hussaring some chumps and being the victim of horrible tragedies, Jad.

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Poland's national pastimes are squatting, hussaring some chumps and being the victim of horrible tragedies, Jad.

Squatting is for Russians. You also forgot eating sausage with mayonesse and drinking vodka to some techno. Not to mention toppling the government.

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Poland's national pastimes are squatting, hussaring some chumps and being the victim of horrible tragedies, Jad.

Although Feral has already done it, I must point out the errors of your way. Forgetting about the vodka, really...

Childe of Malkav wrote:

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Poland's national pastimes are squatting, hussaring some chumps and being the victim of horrible tragedies, Jad.

Although Feral has already done it, I must point out the errors of your way. Forgetting about the vodka, really...

*nuzzles into Malkav, whining contentedly and wagging*

*also shedding fur profusely*

Feral wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Poland's national pastimes are squatting, hussaring some chumps and being the victim of horrible tragedies, Jad.

Although Feral has already done it, I must point out the errors of your way. Forgetting about the vodka, really...

*nuzzles into Malkav, whining contentedly and wagging*

*also shedding fur profusely*

This boy could use some Stolli

I'd vote for shaving him entirely to stop him from shedding fur, but as a vampire he'd regrow it all after a good days rest, so there isn't much point. Maybe we can just drop him into acid or something every evening to speed things up. He has fortitude so he can take it, but with luck it'll remove his fur.

Feral wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Poland's national pastimes are squatting, hussaring some chumps and being the victim of horrible tragedies, Jad.

Although Feral has already done it, I must point out the errors of your way. Forgetting about the vodka, really...

*nuzzles into Malkav, whining contentedly and wagging*

*also shedding fur profusely*

*throws red stick* Fetch *once Feral is running jumps in the concrete bunker, slams the door and watches through the periscope*

@Dragatus: That's Tremere for you. Always ready to do some nasty experiments with a Gangrel. Seems the Fiend blood runs strong in this clan. Bloody bloodthieves...

*stands in a crater, fur blown back, lips high on gums*



EDIT:

Stoli?

Childe of Malkav wrote:

@Dragatus: That's Tremere for you. Always ready to do some nasty experiments with a Gangrel. Seems the Fiend blood runs strong in this clan. Bloody bloodthieves...

Experiment? Nah, I'm just trying to be helpful and come up with an efficient solution to the fur shedding problem.

Dragatus wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

@Dragatus: That's Tremere for you. Always ready to do some nasty experiments with a Gangrel. Seems the Fiend blood runs strong in this clan. Bloody bloodthieves...

Experiment? Nah, I'm just trying to be helpful and come up with an efficient solution to the fur shedding problem.

Thanks, I don't wanna get stoned...

Well, there are multiple ways of getting stoned. I'd recommend the ones involving marijuana over the ones involving stones.

Dragatus wrote:

Well, there are multiple ways of getting stoned. I'd recommend the ones involving marijuana over the ones involving stones.

But the ones involving marijuana are not halal and therefore may offend our Syrian guests...

Feral wrote:

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Poland's national pastimes are squatting, hussaring some chumps and being the victim of horrible tragedies, Jad.

Squatting is for Russians. You also forgot eating sausage with mayonesse and drinking vodka to some techno. Not to mention toppling the government.

That sounds awesome. I wanna visit some poles someday.
Was not aware Poland is into vodka like Russia is.

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Feral wrote:

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Poland's national pastimes are squatting, hussaring some chumps and being the victim of horrible tragedies, Jad.

Squatting is for Russians. You also forgot eating sausage with mayonesse and drinking vodka to some techno. Not to mention toppling the government.

That sounds awesome. I wanna visit some poles someday.
Was not aware Poland is into vodka like Russia is.

Dude, we are much more than that! We are into beer, wine and spirits, too! Not only vodka, like the Eastern barbarians.

Feral wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

Well, there are multiple ways of getting stoned. I'd recommend the ones involving marijuana over the ones involving stones.

But the ones involving marijuana are not halal and therefore may offend our Syrian guests...

If they want to get offended by it that's their problem.

Dragatus wrote:

Feral wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

Well, there are multiple ways of getting stoned. I'd recommend the ones involving marijuana over the ones involving stones.

But the ones involving marijuana are not halal and therefore may offend our Syrian guests...

If they want to get offended by it that's their problem.

As far as Saracens are concerned, I have gotten to appreciate Tremere outlook more and more recently...

ThePhilosopher wrote:

... I wanna visit some poles someday.
...

Northpole or southpole?

Whichever has the best vodka and the prettiest girls. Or penguins.

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Whichever has the best vodka and the prettiest girls. Or penguins.

Aww, dude, gross. Penguins? You a furry or what?

When you know enough Vicissitude it doesn't matter what their original form is.