Quote of the day

Jad.3 wrote:

There will be elections this autumn.
Pro: The socialists will lose.
Con: The former Stb agent turned corporate/thief will get in power.
I wish it all ended differently. I wish the EU was appalled by us as they are with Poland and Hungary.

All help is welcome... I only hope it will not end in one of famous Polish last stands...

"When you negotiate it's not about making everybody happy, it's about making both parties leave equally upset."

That actually applies to mediation rather than negotiation in general. But it is clever.

Does not apply to women...

As long as you know what is good for you, that is.

From the way you speak about women, one could almost think you're straight and married, Feral!

ThePhilosopher wrote:

From the way you speak about women, one could almost think you're straight and married, Feral!

Fuck off, mate! I work with a laboratory full of them! We trade cooking recipies and relationship advice...

You made poor ol' Feral cringe, you know?

ThePhilosopher wrote:

From the way you speak about women, one could almost think you're straight and married, Feral!

To me he sounds more like he's divorced and still fighting the ex-wife at court. Possibly over the custody of their children.

I has never been married... Not to mention kids...

What are you on about for cute twink's arse sake!?

Dragatus wrote:

ThePhilosopher wrote:

From the way you speak about women, one could almost think you're straight and married, Feral!

To me he sounds more like he's divorced and still fighting the ex-wife at court. Possibly over the custody of their children.

From the way you speak about women, one could almost think you're gay, Draggy!

Who knows, maybe I actually am. *shrug*

I'm starting to worry about my ass.

Jad.3 wrote:

I'm starting to worry about my ass.

Don't worry, bro. I am not into older guys.
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Sorry, that was malicious of me, I know. I am a bad boy and need to be punished.

Besides, I am a bottom.

We will punish you by not punishing you.

Devious! I like that.

Harm someone they love. Destroy what they like. Let them live knowing they lost.

Undo everything they did in the day.
Everyday.

Have them do a task. then undo the task. Repeat to drive home the point everything they do is meaningless.

And make them listen to a single pop song that's looping on repeat over and over and over while they're doing the task.

Dragatus wrote:

Have them do a task. then undo the task. Repeat to drive home the point everything they do is meaningless.

And make them listen to a single pop song that's looping on repeat over and over and over while they're doing the task.

Despacito comes to mind...

That would work.

I don't get the guacamole joke.

Cretino wrote:

I don't get the guacamole joke.

Not a chemist, I take it...?

One mole of any substance is an amount of it that contains the number of Avogadro of particles (atoms, compounds, electrons, protons, photons, whatever), so 6.022140857(74)×10e23 of particles.
Ergo, one guacamole equals 6.022140857(74)×10e23, or approximately 602 sextillion guacas...

Laughing already?

Cretino slacked off on his Chemistry classes in high school confirmed