Picture of the Day

I ne'd:

I had to read it 3 times to get it...

But are you a vampire or a werewolf?

He's gangrel, not much of a difference to the fanbois.

malak wrote:

He's gangrel, not much of a difference to the fanbois.

I am proud Gangrel with a ton of dots in Disciplines and more, if not Humanity (*cough* Amir *cough*). Albeit I admit my first instinct at Griffith Park was to hug the werewolf...

Malak, where have you found this gem? I saved it.

An astrophysicist and xenogeographer friend of mine shared it on Facebook.

So he deserves a (blood)cookie!

I actually laughed at this geological jokes!

I'm stepping in what she's putting down.

I'd love to have a breakfast with every continent food.
Speaking of which, I'm planning to move to a country that speaks english as their main language. Any suggestions?

If you can get in, Canada has decent weather, especially in the plains provinces.
This may not be the best decade to be an immigrant in the USA, but we do have restaurants with half a million drink combinations, so there's that. And if you want your wife and spawn to die in childbirth, we lead the industrialized world for that statistic.
I hear the UK has some trust problems, and are Americanizing their voting strategies, but for now they look alright.
The Aussie wildlife and flora will kill you faster than American SJWs. I imagine New Zealand is close to this, but they have Hollywood film sets, so there's that.
Ireland is arguably a country, and they kind-of speak English.
The Bahamas and Jamaica get slapped by storms fairly frequently, but the people are nice enough.
Trinidad and Tobago speaks English, but their capitol as "The Port of Spain" so that should tell you a lot of their history and culture.
I can't claim to know much about Dominica, Grenada, Guyana, St Kitts and Nevis, Antigua and Barbuda, Barbados, St. Lucia, or St Vincent and the Grenadines.


I think that leaves Belize as an acceptable expat destination.

I'm also thinking about moving outwards, Cretino. My primary targets are either Canada or USA

I think 5 of the 10 best cities to live in are in Canada.
But the idea of moving in to California and smoke pot and fuck bitches everyday also appeals to me.

malak wrote:

I think that leaves Belize as an acceptable expat destination.

Tell me you are joking...

As for Canada, Trudeau decided that Islam is part of being a Canadian. Just saying.

Canada is racist as fuck, but against whites, so you niggers should be alright. England is turning total faster than you can say "the queen has failed its people." I'd choose either Zealand, haka is awesome, or Ireland, kinda nice people.

I have no intention of going near England or anywhere in Europe for that matter, too many peaceful trucks. If I wanted to be killed by muslims I would go to Syria.

Trudeau is a feminist vomit given form but muslims are currently too busy destroying Europe to focus too much on Canada.

Shit comes to shove, I can use my chinese and go live in China. Asian babes all around

I fear living in Ireland might make an alcoholic out of me

ThePhilosopher wrote:

I fear living in Ireland might make an alcoholic out of me

True, but the old merry guys from Derry and Belfast know how to make Christmas recipies to put Arabs to shame. Their beer is first class, too.

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Trudeau is a feminist vomit given form

That was beautiful.

Jad.3 wrote:

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Trudeau is a feminist vomit given form

That was beautiful.

Shame that beauty is vomit deep.

Here is a true beauty:

Are you trying to imply that women of the opposite sex are from Hell?

No, I'm just trying to imply that some people have entertaining license plates.

Also, what do you mean by women of the opposite sex?