Posts : 7617 Join date : 2010-08-15 Age : 40 Location : Poland
Subject: Re: Picture of the Day Sun Sep 24, 2017 1:35 pm
First the US Canada cracked me up, then whole Philo's post. But why wife means you are not gay?
ThePhilosopher Caine
Posts : 2707 Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : Brazil
Subject: Re: Picture of the Day Sun Sep 24, 2017 4:22 pm
Ask any married man in any culture at any point in human history.
Pic below legit happened to me. Except it wasn't just a girl crying about her boyfriend, there was a fag in there crying about his boyfriend too.
Dragatus Caine
Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05
Subject: Re: Picture of the Day Sun Sep 24, 2017 4:50 pm
Feral Beyond Caine
Posts : 7617 Join date : 2010-08-15 Age : 40 Location : Poland
Subject: Re: Picture of the Day Sun Sep 24, 2017 5:26 pm
Watch out for your liver Draggy, you have only one. It is like a Catholic marriage: for life. Mistreat your liver, and you will suffer from her revenge.
Philo, you are my hero! Now I am happy such an evil like wife was spared me! The one with the dog is so true it hurts...
As for the crying duo in the bathroom; have you tried to console them? Were they dumped by the same boyfriend because they found out about each other? Did they dump him for cheating?
ThePhilosopher Caine
Posts : 2707 Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : Brazil
Subject: Re: Picture of the Day Sun Sep 24, 2017 5:37 pm
Feral wrote:
have you tried to console them? Were they dumped by the same boyfriend because they found out about each other? Did they dump him for cheating?
Not my fucking job.jpeg. I didn't even knew those people.
Not the same boyfriend, no. I could have picked up the reason if I cared enough to listen attentively. Alas, I didn't. My attention was focused on the blue-haired girl sitting on my lap
Feral Beyond Caine
Posts : 7617 Join date : 2010-08-15 Age : 40 Location : Poland
Subject: Re: Picture of the Day Sun Sep 24, 2017 6:11 pm
ThePhilosopher wrote:
Feral wrote:
have you tried to console them? Were they dumped by the same boyfriend because they found out about each other? Did they dump him for cheating?
Not my fucking job.jpeg. I didn't even knew those people.
Not the same boyfriend, no. I could have picked up the reason if I cared enough to listen attentively. Alas, I didn't. My attention was focused on the blue-haired girl sitting on my lap
Congrats, bro!
Dragatus Caine
Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05
Subject: Re: Picture of the Day Sun Sep 24, 2017 9:28 pm
https://imgur.com/gallery/wJxja
Jad.3 Caine
Posts : 3303 Join date : 2010-09-11 Age : 41 Location : near Prague
Subject: Re: Picture of the Day Mon Sep 25, 2017 3:09 am
"Explosive dog," muhehehehe.
How I imagine Philo's squeeze:
ThePhilosopher Caine
Posts : 2707 Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : Brazil
Subject: Re: Picture of the Day Mon Sep 25, 2017 7:15 am
Shorter hair, slighty bigger boobs, far bigger booty. Same levels of batshit crazy, though. Â
I tend to attract the crazier ones, I fear. The mentally healthy girls look at me and go "nope!". As they should.
Jad.3 Caine
Posts : 3303 Join date : 2010-09-11 Age : 41 Location : near Prague
Subject: Re: Picture of the Day Mon Sep 25, 2017 7:23 am
Did she also hold a big gun?
Last edited by Jad.3 on Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:55 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Tense.)
ThePhilosopher Caine
Posts : 2707 Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : Brazil
Subject: Re: Picture of the Day Mon Sep 25, 2017 7:41 am
She did a few times. It was mine's Â
I would apologize for the innuenndo but I couldn't waste this oportunity
Feral Beyond Caine
Posts : 7617 Join date : 2010-08-15 Age : 40 Location : Poland
Subject: Re: Picture of the Day Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:36 am
It was an Islamic dog, Jad!
Boasting here, Philo, aren't we?
Jad.3 Caine
Posts : 3303 Join date : 2010-09-11 Age : 41 Location : near Prague
Subject: Re: Picture of the Day Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:55 am
Wut?
Feral Beyond Caine
Posts : 7617 Join date : 2010-08-15 Age : 40 Location : Poland
Subject: Re: Picture of the Day Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:05 am
Jad.3 wrote:
Wut?
The explosive one...
Jad.3 Caine
Posts : 3303 Join date : 2010-09-11 Age : 41 Location : near Prague
Subject: Re: Picture of the Day Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:09 am
Oh. Sorry I was thinking about blue haired girls shooting "guns..."
Feral Beyond Caine
Posts : 7617 Join date : 2010-08-15 Age : 40 Location : Poland
Subject: Re: Picture of the Day Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:20 am
Jad.3 wrote:
Oh. Sorry I was thinking about blue haired girls shooting "guns..."
It was one gun... Kudos to Philo if he really has the stamina to shoot it a couple of times in a row.
Cretino Antediluvian
Posts : 903 Join date : 2015-01-26 Age : 31 Location : Brazil
Subject: Re: Picture of the Day Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:53 am
Judging by his Krav Maga skills, I believe he could shoot his gun multiple times. But judging by his cocky attitude, it would be more like this:
Jad.3 Caine
Posts : 3303 Join date : 2010-09-11 Age : 41 Location : near Prague
Subject: Re: Picture of the Day Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:46 am
You two met?
Cretino Antediluvian
Posts : 903 Join date : 2015-01-26 Age : 31 Location : Brazil
Subject: Re: Picture of the Day Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:20 am
No.
Feral Beyond Caine
Posts : 7617 Join date : 2010-08-15 Age : 40 Location : Poland
Subject: Re: Picture of the Day Mon Sep 25, 2017 12:06 pm
So how dou you know his Krav Maga skills?
Cretino Antediluvian
Posts : 903 Join date : 2015-01-26 Age : 31 Location : Brazil
Subject: Re: Picture of the Day Mon Sep 25, 2017 2:11 pm
Facebook. That's how I found him (no more details). I don't know how good he is at Krav Maga currently, but he could be a blue/brown belt, which is impressive!
Feral Beyond Caine
Posts : 7617 Join date : 2010-08-15 Age : 40 Location : Poland
Subject: Re: Picture of the Day Mon Sep 25, 2017 2:29 pm
Much wow!
If you happen to live close enough you could meet in real life. Brazil is a large country, though.
Cretino Antediluvian
Posts : 903 Join date : 2015-01-26 Age : 31 Location : Brazil
Subject: Re: Picture of the Day Mon Sep 25, 2017 2:43 pm
Feral wrote:
Brazil is a large country, though.
Exactly. That, and poor quality roads.
Jad.3 Caine
Posts : 3303 Join date : 2010-09-11 Age : 41 Location : near Prague
Subject: Re: Picture of the Day Mon Sep 25, 2017 4:06 pm
Stalker.
Feral Beyond Caine
Posts : 7617 Join date : 2010-08-15 Age : 40 Location : Poland
Subject: Re: Picture of the Day Mon Sep 25, 2017 4:30 pm
Jad.3 wrote:
Stalker.
Nah, that was Ukraine. Also big and even worse roads...
