Video of the day

Kara, you watched a love story.

And it turns out that there are secret endings. The first two you can view by clicking annotations, then from there it gets kind of crazy.

Yeah, first two were easy to find. On the rest there was some crazy IT talk in a few comments...

In other news, Japan.

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/agXXQ8v_460sv.mp4

Progress can't be stopped.

Can't say the video made the Congo situation any clearer.

ThePhilosopher wrote:

In other news, Japan.

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/agXXQ8v_460sv.mp4

Can I haz a version with Justin Bieber instead of that anime girl?

@Jad: It has explained why it was made into an atrocious clusterfu*k rather well, no?

I'm betting our explanations will differ. You first!

European explorers called everything around Guinea Gulf, well, Guinea.
European countries started to carve up the region in 15th century, got it done by 19th.
There was a kingdom of Congo at the mouth of River Congo. French, Belgians and portugese wanted the region. They compromised. Boom! We have three Congos. Then the usual Moscow, Paris, Washington and whatnot African clusterf*ck and they still haven't got it figured, save for Portugese Congo, which became Kabinda province of Angola.

I was a little cross they portrayed Lumumba as a liberator. He got a university in Moscow named after him for his tropical Gulag after all.

OK, I got 2 more endings of Kaizen Trap beside the regular one and now gave up. And they say there is 5...

You got as far as any reasonable person can get. The long ending has way too many annotations to make it practical to click through them and getting to the 4th and 5th ending requires deciphering codes shown in the previous videos.

Here are links to the other three:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ukrjVU3EdQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QefOK24QQTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkvC3ppWMd4

Hard nut to crack, then...

Thanks. There was really a ton of link annotations in this one...

Converting hexadecimal to binary to plain text...?

Oh my, that was real hard puzzle! He must have put hours upon hours to make it!

What on God's flat earth are you squatters talking about?

ThePhilosopher wrote:

What on God's flat earth are you squatters talking about?

Nothing much, only a love story with hidden hexidecimal links to alternative endings of said love story...

So the Europe shined the light of civilization on Africa, brought order and 'em locals outta the shit huts, and then left for some obscure moral reasons (exploitation of natural resources, Leopold's live chess). Instead of building up and enjoying their new liberty they keep shooting each other, this time with guns.
Europe should have never left.

Jad.3 wrote:

So the Europe shined the light of civilization on Africa, brought order and 'em locals outta the shit huts, and then left for some obscure moral reasons (exploitation of natural resources, Leopold's live chess). Instead of building up and enjoying their new liberty they keep shooting each other, this time with guns.
Europe should have never left.

At least not before finishing the state building process...

But do not worry. China stabilizes its new colonies trading partners in Africa as we speak! With no strings attached, no LGBT, forced birth control (it is moral: white leftists have to keep space for wild animals, wild animals are more important than people, albeit not in Western countries), democracy and NGOs meddling in internal affairs, as in Egypt...

Americans were so surprised when it was revealed all those troublemakers al-Sisi threw in jail were on direct or indirect grants from US Congress...

So we learn emotions as anything else... Crap, I had to skip classes.

But it also means emotions ar subject to programming by circumstance.

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1521251014176.webm

Here's the second part of the video about constructed emotions.

I will have to watch it when I am conscious... Part one was interesting.

Feral wrote:

I will have to watch it when I am conscious... Part one was interesting.

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Not gonna finish that. One day I'll have kids, and the only instruction will be 'don't come home without grazed knees.'

Jad.3 wrote:

Feral wrote:

I will have to watch it when I am conscious... Part one was interesting.

Not gonna finish that. One day I'll have kids, and the only instruction will be 'don't come home without grazed knees.'

YOU'LL TEACH YOUR CHILDREN TO BE SLUTS?!?!?


Edit: Also this

It would have worked better if I didn't know what it was going to be ahead of time.

Follow up to the last 3 videos I posted: