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Addams? What is this, some kind of food?

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Addams? What is this, some kind of food?

Here you go http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Addams_Family_%28TV_series%29

Here you go too

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Addams? What is this, some kind of food?

LOL, really loud

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"Life never made any sense before. Now it's just lemons."

"You can call me Fat Larry with a F-A-T 'cause I know I got a weight problem, I just don' give a fuck."

"Kid, you don't live to be as old as me without cultivatin' a few connections, the least of which should be able to penetrate the iron veil of the local natural history museum. hehehe"

Fat Larry and Smiling Jack, two of the most entertaining NPC's in the game.

"I save my best stock for select clientelly. It ain't like I don' 'preciate yo bidness, it's just, you know, bidness."

"Well, I guess you're gonna be the one to find out, kiddo! Hey, try not to wake up Grandpa Munster and kill the world, okay? hehehehe"

Turtle-in-Turmoil wrote:

"Life never made any sense before. Now it's just lemons."

Who said that and when? I don't recall it.

Feral wrote:

Turtle-in-Turmoil wrote:

"Life never made any sense before. Now it's just lemons."

Who said that and when? I don't recall it.

The Malkavian PC to Ash in the Asp Hole.

Childe of Munster wrote:

"Dude, that shit is WHACK!"

And Strauss' respone "Indeed."

What I also like is a lot of the Dementation lines in the dialogues.

to Chunk: You are completely useless.

to Igor: Your friends are salmon; and to Boris about his friends trying to kill him. And then watch them shooting it out for themselves.

And what is always worth the three bloodpoints for me is telling this bloody arrogant pizza tester that he is eating maggots.

And (insert Strauss voice actor here) "Of Course" the mercurio dialogue about different kinds of weapons

-player "A tactical nuke."
-M "Only a lunatic would want that kind of ordnance. That's why they have them in Washington."

Made me lol nearly as loud as the advertising pic for the arsenal mod: Guy with a Bazooka standing in a parking garage, not 5 yards away from the back wall. (really good chances for getting a "Darwin Award")

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Speaking of Maximillian Strauss, he's a bit overlooked in the 'classic lines' category, since he comes off as a bit arrogant. But if your Persuasion is high enough, he'll tell you his true opinion of LaCroix; and when you ask him if he could do the job better, he gives a dismissive wave and says, "I aspire not to such lowly heights." I always liked that line. Plus, the actor has that deep, authoritative voice that makes him totally convincing in the part. To the anarchs, he's the type of arrogant 'cape' they love to hate; but I like Strauss.

Of course, I do know his real opinon on LaCroix. And not from browsing the dialogue files.
But I can't stand his "fatherly advice" tone of voice. So i usually keep the contact with him to an absolut minimum.

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It's an universal rule that all baldies are awesome. Male baldies, that is

I'm not going to quote a specific line, but when Andrei (The Tzimisce) calls into 'The Deb of Night' and tells her how the world will end, that whole dialogue is hilarious. The same goes for the guy who calls in and claims that some girl in a club 'took him into a bathroom and did something to him', turning him into a vampire. Deb's (the DJ) response is very funny.

For something that has nothing to do with the main plot, that whole 'radio talk show' was really funny, especially the fake commercials. "Is your penis getting in the way? Then come to my sex change clinic."

Oh, and if you've played a Malkavian, and never turned your TV on... you're missing half the fun.

Damsel: No, no more questions! Everytime I talk to you I just wanna smack you! It's like talking to a brick wall you wanna take down with a sledge hammer!

Loved that line!

Daimon wrote:

Did you hear the story about the tuna and the butcher?

Way too often, actually.

PGM, you are right. I never have turned the TV on before. Now I see what I have missed all the time

Well, Deb is really good, but not after the 20th or so replay.

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I like where they left Skelter referring to her hippy vibe where they changed her from hippy to aggressive commie style at the last minute

Left me thinking "... Her what?"

Well, I can't stand this blown up so called "Prince" and his bootlicking underlings. If his head was any bigger, he wouldn't fit through the doors anymore.

What I like about Damsel is her agressive behaviour combined with the naiveté.

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

What I like about Damsel is her agressive behaviour combined with the naiveté.

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I definitely understand where Skelter would call Damsel a 'hippie'... There were a lot of socialist hippies around in the 60's. Besides, if Skelter was in 'Nam, he was growing up in the 50's... he's probably like my great-Uncle Walter, who called any man with their hair covering the tops of their ears a 'damned hippie'.

I wish I could talk to Damsel for about 30 seconds, and tell her that neither Communism NOR Democracy will work properly until both voters and leaders learn to hold the good of the country above their own selfish interests (instead of voting for whatever will benefit their own special interest group, or bring money to their campaign contributors). How many vampires would do that? Damn' few.

I've just found out Zer0's favorite line: Andrei on the Deb of night: "They are coming -- These are the final nights"

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

I've just found out Zer0's favorite line: Andrei on the Deb of night: "They are coming -- These are the final nights"

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HAHA you found it!

Zer0Morph wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

I've just found out Zer0's favorite line: Andrei on the Deb of night: "They are coming -- These are the final nights"

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HAHA you found it!

This is SO going into The Final Nights trailer on YouTube! I hope it's used at the beginning instead of at the end.

I'm not sure the actual text but as a Malk you can ask VV why she doesn't use her real name, I think it's Susan or something, anyway, she replies with "There's only one place I don't like people getting into and that's my head.." or something of the sort..

'Tis funny just because you're a Malk and know these things..

One line I always laugh at, even though I don't usually choose it in dialogue, is when you're done helping Yukie finish the Hengeyokai in Chinatown. One of your dialogue choices is, "Wow... bet you're glad that thing didn't have tentacles, huh?" Don't know how many people get that, but... let's just say that according to japanime porn, Japanese schoolgirls definitely have reason to be worried when horny tentacled monsters invade their school.

is PGM a otaku, i wonder?
Also, correct me if i'm wrong, but Yukie only appears on Companion Mod, right?