Mine are from Prince LaCroix:
Every problem a grain of sand and every night I inherit the desert...
The folly of leadership is knowing that, no matter what you do, behind your back there are hundreds, certain that their own solution is the sounder one, and that your decision was the by-product of a whimsical dart toss. I pronounce the blast sentence, and I soak the critical fallout; I make the decisions no one else will. Leadership: I wear the Albatross, and a bulls-eye...