Do it for teh lulz

Eliza wrote:

z.o.o. wrote:

...like I did the enemy Deutschlanders during our previous engagement...

I had to laugh. If you said 'Germans' or 'Deutsche', I would've been fine, but as you write it now ... Victor actually has sausages as his enemy.




[Wikipedia Mode ON]
Yes, you can really buy them in Germany and they are a German's invention - and, yes, the plural of 'Germans' isn't only 'Deutsche' (used commonly in speech and most forms of text), but also what you had in mind, 'Deutschländer' or, for those who don't have European letters, 'Deutschlaender'.
[Wikipedia Mode OFF]

Heh.

z.o.o. has a nasal, high-pitched, robot voice. His words drop like single bricks against a sidewalk.
HA-HA-HA, HA-HA-HA, HA-HA-HA...
His servos and actuators hiss, pop, sizzle, and spark.
...kwa-kwa I AM, DEE-STROID.

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Thanks Eliza. You killed me with my own laughter! Well done, Eliza. Well done! I had no clue.

Aren't those knackis ?

Oo

Knackis? O:

Knacks :-)

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, I see. O:

Perhaps they are simply rebranded for sale elsewhere?

I Googled these 'Deutschlander' sausages, and had to look through nearly a page of results before it would say what's in them (pork).

Claudia;

I think you should look at this site:

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/

It makes your mistake in the Role-play section look fairly minor.

I always try to reread myself, but yeah, that website makes me lol
(thank god the auto correct in French is not too bad !)

Herta is a Nestlé Brand too..
And yeah, sausages = pork they exist from turkey too


(Knackis are very processed and industrial, they're what we use to make hotdogs in France, but they're quite known in Germany too.. I guess the US has different names for it, but then again, I fought for months before getting my hands on Nutella and Kinder, in Kentucky ! holyshit, I would have killed for decent yogourt and tetrapack milk.. And I'm not even talking chorizo, smoked ham, or even cheese.)

There are some specialty stores in the US that sell those things, however, I'm not sure how common they are in Kentucky. I've never been.

Nutella's in every major grocery store in Oklahoma, and most stores have some type of chorizo, but this is usually from a variety produced in Texas. At least, that I've noticed so far.

EVERYTHING'S IN THE WORLD SEEMS TO BE A NESTLE BRAND. I swear by it. That company is huge. D:

I don't think there's such a thing as real yogurt in America, unless it's completely homemade. xD
Everything available's some sort of "safer," pasteurized joke counterfeit version, at least when it comes to dairy. 0:

But I want kids yogourt




With fruits flavor, full of colorants and everything


Now this is some good sausage !


And this IS true chocolate, not hersheys thingy ! That's some good noms, man



And even our industrialized chocolate (milka, lindt..) is PURE AWESOMENESS \o/



Hey, Nestlé is not the first food industry for nothing, man, Nestlé has everything

Yes Claudia! Yes! Tell me more! Tell me more! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Damn' you French language for making English sound as ugly as it looks! Even your mass-produced supermarket labels sound elegant! Damn' you! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

But I digress, chorizo is in fact a staple here in the land of the alĭ ṣonak. Mmmmmmm. Mmmmmmm. I hear Bowling Green is nice. As in Bowling Green, KY.

Lindt chocolate is available in the US, though I've only really seen it available at the Target store. 0:

For cured meats, you'd have to track down obscure specialty shops, which sounds sacrilegious in comparison to the french way of shopping. xDD

Yum yum yum yum !

Oh and I won't even talk to you guys about.. DUCK ! <3

What is that, a stand full of live cheeses? They're as dangerous as they are delicious, I gather? Say it is so, Claudia. Please, please, please, say it is so! (B.B.I.)

I believe those are sausages. 0:

AND I LOVE DUCK! :D
But the only place you can seem to find it made for you are at the more genuine chinese restaurants. Otherwise, you must find a store that carries it and then prepare it yourself. But still, I think it's always worth it when you really want duck. Cx

Hahaha,

Jerome: "Miri, perhaps you should try to introduce yourself to other people."
Miri: "NO! I'll DIE. D: *does everything short of physically clinging to Jerome* "
Jerome: "But, Miri. I am le TIRED. ;C"
Miri: "Guhhhhhhhhhhh. Don't wanna."

Nutella vs. Nietzsche






Need I say anything more?

Sio wrote:

Jerome: "Miri, perhaps you should try to introduce yourself to other people."
Miri: "NO! I'll DIE. D: *does everything short of physically clinging to Jerome* "
Jerome: "But, Miri. I am le TIRED. ;C"
Miri: "Guhhhhhhhhhhh. Don't wanna."

Ha ha. Though I'm glad that Jerome is coming off. All these reminders of his dead childe are beginning to take a toll. (It's nice when you have an in-universe explanation for why you can't seem to get into the character's mind at the moment.)

*malevolant tremere laugh*

You have no idea \o/

Anyone ever eaten, year-old, stale, nutella? I have. Bleh bleh bleh!

And I've gotta give a shout out to Worcestershire sauce! Can't cook steak without it! Well, one shouldn't cook steak without it.

Eliza wrote:

Nutella vs. Nietzsche

Need I say anything more?

Nutella win !

Claudia wrote:

*malevolant tremere laugh*

You have no idea \o/

*joins in laughing*

Good old Murphy is proven to be right once more.
(Hint hint: If there are two Tremere laughing/chuckling/looking amused/whatever - uh oh.)


Damn it, I want the dancing guy!

Isn't that a Malkavian saying ?

The dancing guy? Naah, not that I know of - which would make it doubly creepy if it were!
The part with the Tremere? Phew, beats me. But you can vary it according to Malkavians:

Always keep an eye out for the Malkavians. If they leave, get the hell out of the place.

Just replace 'Malkavians' with 'Nosferatu' and you have another one of those 'common knowledges'.

I recall something about "if there is one Malkavian, be attentive, if they are two, listen to them talking, if there are three, leave !"..

Anyway.. Yes those were sausages, zoo, but not the knack kind ;-) like the one picture where it's cut and everything ;-)

I think the presence of vampires in general is indicative of the potential for danger. XD