Presidents + vampires + history of the US + Burton

Equals Abraham Lincoln, Vampire hunter.


I had heard about book, and I've seen the trailer for the movie coming out this June.


Two questions :
-what did they smoke?
-where can I get some ?

Question 1: I rather think it was LSD (acid)

Question 2: Clubs, hooded mans in alleys, dealer of your trust

The question wasn't meant to be taken literally... This was me trying to be funny by presenting a vampire-lul

(and anyone here knows I love lolz)

Claudia wrote:

(and anyone here knows I love lolz)

AND HELLO KITTY TOO!!! Meow!

DAMN IT ! Random hi-jack was random.

Well played, zer0, well played...

Claudia wrote:

DAMN IT ! Random hi-jack was random.

Well played, zer0, well played...

I was like a Ninja!! Kee-Aww!!!

I think I'd rather drain a plague victim at Vick's than smoke that stuff.

Had to ban the email address of yet another pm-spammer today. Perhaps we should catch some of these worthless assholes, and run a few tests. How much of the shit these film makers are smoking do you need to cause final death.

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Claudia wrote:

The question wasn't meant to be taken literally... This was me trying to be funny by presenting a vampire-lul

(and anyone here knows I love lolz)

And i was trying to answer in some funny way.. guess i am not funny though ^^

Shabutaro wrote:

Claudia wrote:

The question wasn't meant to be taken literally... This was me trying to be funny by presenting a vampire-lul

(and anyone here knows I love lolz)

And i was trying to answer in some funny way.. guess i am not funny though ^^

Why, I laughed. Don't worry, nobody gets my jokes either...

I'm already glad that from what I read, it seems like there are no sparkles involved and the vampires actually drink humans

I hate to tell you all this but everything you learned about abraham lincoln from school or your parents is a lie you see good people the south was actually infiltrated by a ton of Lasombra vampires who attempted to use slaves as a giant herd to feed the wild hordes of sabbat vampires, and when Lincoln was young they killed his family, ever since that day he was imbued by angels or some other unknown force and went around hunting the vile demons in order to purge the world of their scum, he was close to doing it too having destroyed the vampires which controlled the south and the confederate states (Which was actually a attempt by vampires to create their own nation) untill one of their ghouls name John Wilkes Booth managed to get close to lincoln and kill him now the dark lords are laying in wait for a time where they can take over the world once more, Join me brothers for we must destroy these dark lords ! (And twilight fans) * Holds up a cross and stake with a ring of garlic *

TheRedHeadGamer wrote:

I hate to tell you all this but everything you learned about abraham lincoln from school or your parents is a lie you see good people the south was actually infiltrated by a ton of Lasombra vampires who attempted to use slaves as a giant herd to feed the wild hordes of sabbat vampires, and when Lincoln was young they killed his family, ever since that day he was imbued by angels or some other unknown force and went around hunting the vile demons in order to purge the world of their scum, he was close to doing it too having destroyed the vampires which controlled the south and the confederate states (Which was actually a attempt by vampires to create their own nation) untill one of their ghouls name John Wilkes Booth managed to get close to lincoln and kill him now the dark lords are laying in wait for a time where they can take over the world once more, Join me brothers for we must destroy these dark lords ! (And twilight fans) * Holds up a cross and stake with a ring of garlic *

Now that is history I would love to be taught.

Also, Christopher (my Lasombra charry) denies any involvement in that plot.

Dunno what they smoked, but I'm gonna get me some violets.

Q: Who else is going to a cinema to see that?

I'll go see it. I saw the trailer, and it looked interesting -- full of axe-chopping, vamp-slaying goodness. I also plan to see Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, if that ever comes out. Both written by the same author.

Note: The director of Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Slayer, Timur Bekmambetov, also directed Wanted, Nightwatch, and Daywatch, all of which I liked, even though the last two were in Russian with subtitles.

Silly russians, use vodka as water

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Silly russians, use vodka as water

They have to do something not to freezze in winter... And glycol has really bad taste.

Feral wrote:

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Silly russians, use vodka as water

They have to do something not to freezze in winter... And glycol has really bad taste.

So it's too warm here in Germany? That's why Russians here often appear to be drunk from too much vodka?

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Feral wrote:

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Silly russians, use vodka as water

They have to do something not to freezze in winter... And glycol has really bad taste.

So it's too warm here in Germany? That's why Russians here often appear to be drunk from too much vodka?

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Russians have vodka, Germans have ale, Americans beer and Nordics have Mead.

c hao eet werkz?

American beer? From what I have heard about that stuff, it's easier to drown in it, than get drunk of it...

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American beer is like... like... soda? Dunno i drank Bud Light and the other crap.. 2 sixpacks and i... didn't even notice something.. It is weak... like becks green lemon or the like.. and even weaker than t hat..

Russians have Vodka, i agree.. but Germans have ale? We are the beer country #1 .. 2010 we had alone 1315 breweries..
I even worked in one for 3 month

Well just wanna say this.. it's like Malkav said.. american beer you easier drown in it than getting drunk..

In all honesty I wouldn't know much about what beer is good and what isn't since I don't drink myself.
Based on my own experience some beer called "Heiniken" or whatever that was, as far as I recall, German was the tastiest one of the lot I tried when I was like 14 or so.

I still prefer soda however.

On an unrelated side note I'm almost an Elder.
Kudos to me.

Heineken is Dutch, not German.

Best beer is Belgian.
(college student survey say, as well as locals who live near Germany and dutchland)

Germans and the rest of Europe have lager. Lager ferments in 10-14 C and is yellow. British and Irish people have ale. Ale is brown and thick, it ferments in 18-24 C (if memory serves). Personally I prefere ale, but wheat (not barly) lager is good too.

And kudos to Karavolos.