Posts : 5204 Join date : 2009-11-05 Location : Gone for Good
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:34 pm
Feral wrote:
Childe of Malkav wrote:
ThePhilosopher wrote:
...And philosopher doesn't mean eunuch
We can work on that
*brandishes some really big, rusty, and nasty looking scissors*
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Blood Heal could fix missing limbs. Sorry.
That's part of the fun. Then I can cut them off again and again... And he has fleshcrafted himself so much already, that nobody can see the difference... So let's try bouncing balls instead of bouncing boobs this time
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ThePhilosopher Caine
Posts : 2707 Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : Brazil
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun Aug 12, 2012 1:52 am
Why are you talking about my balls, people?
Feral Beyond Caine
Posts : 7617 Join date : 2010-08-15 Age : 40 Location : Poland
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun Aug 12, 2012 6:45 am
ThePhilosopher wrote:
Why are you talking about my balls, people?
Because we find the concept of playing with balls of bearly legal teenager greatly exciting. Nah, just kidding. Seriously, we are simply old, sickened perverts with bent sense of humor.
Childe of Malkav Beyond Caine
Posts : 5204 Join date : 2009-11-05 Location : Gone for Good
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun Aug 12, 2012 9:20 am
ThePhilosopher wrote:
Why are you talking about my balls, people?
Well, you come from Brazil. And there football is at least as popular as it is in Germany. So we have to talk about one ball or another...
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Shabutaro Methuselah
Posts : 416 Join date : 2010-09-18 Location : Germany
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:32 am
Just a random post:
Again in a round of Warcraft 3:
ryo.elite: I think my keyboard's unplugged
Childe of Malkav Beyond Caine
Posts : 5204 Join date : 2009-11-05 Location : Gone for Good
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Aug 13, 2012 11:42 am
And how was he able to post it, if his keyboard was unplugged???
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Karavolos megalomaniac
Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Aug 13, 2012 11:42 am
That's the fun part.
Dragatus Caine
Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:30 pm
That reminds me of: "Error. Keyboard not detected. Press any key to continue."
Feral Beyond Caine
Posts : 7617 Join date : 2010-08-15 Age : 40 Location : Poland
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:53 pm
Dragatus wrote:
That reminds me of: "Error. Keyboard not detected. Press any key to continue."
I sometimes wonder if Microsoft guys and gals are really that dumb or do they work their frustrations out on us?
Childe of Malkav Beyond Caine
Posts : 5204 Join date : 2009-11-05 Location : Gone for Good
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:05 pm
Dragatus wrote:
That reminds me of: "Error. Keyboard not detected. Press any key to continue."
Another famous one: Press any key to continue or any other key to abort
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Karavolos megalomaniac
Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:26 pm
"Which one's the 'any' key?!" -Marine in a Starcraft (1) mission
Childe of Malkav Beyond Caine
Posts : 5204 Join date : 2009-11-05 Location : Gone for Good
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Aug 13, 2012 6:20 pm
Dunno. Isn't on my keyboard either...
I have ALT, SHIFT, Ctrl... but not ANY
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Shabutaro Methuselah
Posts : 416 Join date : 2010-09-18 Location : Germany
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:41 am
Childe of Malkav wrote:
Dunno. Isn't on my keyboard either...
I have ALT, SHIFT, Ctrl... but not ANY
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And the best error from windows is some bad phrase thing i guess. The "Help and Support service is not running...." message would be translated from the German message to "Help and Support cannot be started. Please start Help and Support to solve this Problem"
Dragatus Caine
Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sat Aug 18, 2012 8:07 am
"The Lasombra are capable of making vampires afraid of the dark. Which is something quite worrying for every vampire of every other clan should they puase to give it anythought." - Gentleman's Guide to Vampire Clans
Childe of Malkav Beyond Caine
Posts : 5204 Join date : 2009-11-05 Location : Gone for Good
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sat Aug 18, 2012 9:01 am
Dragatus wrote:
"The Lasombra are capable of making vampires afraid of the dark. Which is something quite worrying for every vampire of every other clan should they puase to give it anythought." - Gentleman's Guide to Vampire Clans
Mr. Ox wrote:
That's assuredly bad luck for him.
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PGM1961 Antediluvian
Posts : 821 Join date : 2010-07-29 Location : Texas, USA
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sat Aug 18, 2012 4:51 pm
Mr. Ox + Mila Kunis = my 2 favorite people w/ heterochromia
Bloodstone Elder
Posts : 120 Join date : 2011-09-06 Age : 74 Location : England
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sat Aug 18, 2012 10:00 pm
One of my favourte quotes is.
quote Zaphod If there's something bigger than my ego around, I want it caught and shot.
Childe of Malkav Beyond Caine
Posts : 5204 Join date : 2009-11-05 Location : Gone for Good
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun Aug 19, 2012 4:35 am
Bloodstone wrote:
One of my favourte quotes is.
quote Zaphod If there's something bigger than my ego around, I want it caught and shot.
And the answer is of course 42
Also the fact that we all evolved from telephone sanitizers explains a lot...
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Bloodstone Elder
Posts : 120 Join date : 2011-09-06 Age : 74 Location : England
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:16 am
Childe of Malkav wrote:
Bloodstone wrote:
One of my favourte quotes is.
quote Zaphod If there's something bigger than my ego around, I want it caught and shot.
And the answer is of course 42
Also the fact that we all evolved from telephone sanitizers explains a lot...
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Another fan of Hitch Hiker I see.
Dragatus Caine
Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun Aug 19, 2012 12:34 pm
"You've got Jimmy Reeds everlasting eternal gratitude for at leat a month." - Jimmy Reed
First time I encountered Jimmy, but I love him already.
Claudia Caine
Posts : 4897 Join date : 2010-01-30 Age : 36 Location : France
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:45 pm
"I can't recognize an aerial view of my town because the pictures were taken while there was daylight ! Fucking night shift" -> Sio, on gtalk.
Feral Beyond Caine
Posts : 7617 Join date : 2010-08-15 Age : 40 Location : Poland
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:10 pm
Claudia wrote:
"I can't recognize an aerial view of my town because the pictures were taken while there was daylight ! Fucking night shift" -> Sio, on gtalk.
Nightshift Yea, right... So she says
Sio Antediluvian
Posts : 734 Join date : 2011-02-20 Age : 33 Location : Oklahomo
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:22 pm
I'm... innocent? < .<;
Feral Beyond Caine
Posts : 7617 Join date : 2010-08-15 Age : 40 Location : Poland
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:27 pm
Sio wrote:
I'm... innocent? < .<;
Um, sure... I will have to remember to wear a spike collar if I ever go to visit your neighbourhood. Just in case
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eye of the divine Caine's Progeny
Posts : 1375 Join date : 2012-03-13 Age : 36 Location : Essex, United Kingdom
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:14 pm
^ My quote of the day. Not sure where it's from but found it on my tumblr dash and it made me giggle.
Yea, right... So she says 
