Quote of the day

Philosophers always need a sponsor, because 'Philosopher' is not exactly a paying job.

Today we call them 'pundits', and they aren't as smart or wise as the Greek philosophers.

"Life is a sexually transmited disease."

"Funny how phallic objects are always more useful the bigger they are. Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives.”
Anita Blake

"My bra is a face, your argument is invalid."
-1d4chan, Dark Eldar page

"Rudolph with your nose so bright, you'll be easier to hunt at night~"

"Everything falls apart simultaneously"

One of Murphy's laws.

And a summary of my achievements at the lab today...

"Fuck people"
-TheAmazingAtheist

While we're at Murphy's laws,

"It's impossible to construct something foolproof. You always underestimate the ingenuity of fools..."

"If you manage to construct something foolproof, only a fool will ever use it."

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"You have a point. But so does my blade!" - Ryuzu Kawaiii, Oishi High School Battle

"It's a shame. I've got two fists, but you've only got one face." - Vi, League of Legends

"It's sort of like that large mountain in Skyrim. Throat of the World or something. I spent like two hours trying to climb the wrong side of the mountain before I realized the other side had stairs. I kind of kept that incident to myself for a while." - Cereal Velocity

Dragatus wrote:

"It's sort of like that large mountain in Skyrim. Throat of the World or something. I spent like two hours trying to climb the wrong side of the mountain before I realized the other side had stairs. I kind of kept that incident to myself for a while." - Cereal Velocity

Almost spat tea on my keybord...
And then I realized I have done something simmilar in Metro 2033 at least once...

I've done the same thing in Skyrim, don't think it took 2 hours tho

I used a horse to get up there. Because horses in Skyrim are like mountain goats that defy gravity. But I also found the stairs up after climbing all the way up......

So I'm the only one who actually used the stairs the first time around?

Nope. I have a mod that makes the road signs legible, so I just took the road to Ivarstead and climbed the 7,000 steps. Yay for mods that make the game easier to play!

Speaking of Skyrim... I pre-ordered it and played about 2 hours then uninstalled it. I was so sad to find the combat system, especially hand to hand was still just as clunky as it was in Oblivion. Did anyone else find this a gamer ruiner as I did?

I thought they actually notably improved melee combat, thought the combat in Oblivion never bothered me to begin with. I'd sooner call it simplistic than clunky.

It does suck how with Skyrim they essentially gave unarmed combat the middle finger, but that's what mods are for.

1. I'm about to find out;
2. what's "clunky"?
3. where did you get that Brujah picture?

Jad.3 wrote:

1. I'm about to find out;
2. what's "clunky"?
3. where did you get that Brujah picture?

1. Sweet, perhaps you can fix it so I can play it.
2. Clunky meaning they still look like they are floating around swinging in the air like toys. What I hate is that you can swing like 10 feet away and still hit them. It almost feels like an MMO.
3. I found it when googling Brujah pictures and I touched it up in Photoshop.

1. Not gonna happen
2. I have to be close to hit... it's a reason to be pirate.
3. What happened to Samedi??

Jad.3 wrote:

3. What happened to Samedi??

Facelifting and general moisturization at some Swiss cosmetic surgery clinic?

Jad.3 wrote:

3. What happened to Samedi??

Obviously at some time it was sunday, and samedi (=saturday) ended.

Feral wrote:

Facelifting and general moisturization at some Swiss cosmetic surgery clinic?

And I thought Switzerland only has banks for rich people to avoid taxes

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"Why are you alte for work?"
"I hit my head in the pillow and was knocked unconcious for 2 hours."

Dragatus wrote:

"Why are you alte for work?"
"I hit my head in the pillow and was knocked unconcious for 2 hours."

Happens to me a lot...