Quote of the day

Dragatus wrote:

"Why are you alte for work?"
"I hit my head in the pillow and was knocked unconcious for 2 hours."

"Why are you late for work?"
"Yesterday you told me to read the newspaper at home!"

Of course I'm late. For a few millennia now. I'm kindred.

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From the chatbox:

Quote :

[19:22:31] @ Zer0Morph : Hola Dragatus, I missed you *wink*
[19:23:09] Dragatus : I'l ltake that as a compliment
[19:23:24] @ Zer0Morph : Good, that's how I meant it
[19:23:45] Karavolos : I feel the love
[19:24:00] @ Zer0Morph : I feel it too... but now I gotta wash my hands, brb
[19:24:16] Karavolos : Zer0 had a little too much love I think

Though in Zer0's defense:

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[19:24:22] @ Zer0Morph : <--- Just ate subway.... you dirty minded fools

I still laughed.

Subway? Isn't that what they call Underground in london? How can you possibly eat that?

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Subway? Isn't that what they call Underground in london? How can you possibly eat that?

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I'm a Brujah, I'll eat anything if I'm angry enough!

@ Dragatus

Thanks for telling the whole world about our dirty little secret. Don't let Aphrodite find out!

Zer0Morph wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Subway? Isn't that what they call Underground in london? How can you possibly eat that?

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I'm a Brujah, I'll eat anything if I'm angry enough!

@ Dragatus

Thanks for telling the whole world about our dirty little secret. Don't let Aphrodite find out!

then wash your hands before she comes over in a french maid costume and serves your blueberries

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Zer0Morph wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Subway? Isn't that what they call Underground in london? How can you possibly eat that?

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I'm a Brujah, I'll eat anything if I'm angry enough!

@ Dragatus

Thanks for telling the whole world about our dirty little secret. Don't let Aphrodite find out!

Too late!! What secrets???

If you can't find out, ask me for help. I have ways of finding things out. And they are many and hilarious...

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

If you can't find out, ask me for help. I have ways of finding things out. And they are many and hilarious...

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Hahaha I'll be sure to keep that in mind

Zer0Morph wrote:

@ Dragatus

Thanks for telling the whole world about our dirty little secret. Don't let Aphrodite find out!

I'm pretty sure the "dirty" part of the secret is just on your side. I'm not the one who had to wash his hands (or anything else for that matter).

When I was younger I wanted to be a writer.
I wanted the whole world to read my words and be truely affected by them on an emotional level so that they would cry out in pain and anguish.
Now I write error messages for Microsoft.

(Just read it in some joke calendar)

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Very funny, as long as you are not forced to look at one of said writings...

Feral wrote:

Very funny, as long as you are not forced to look at one of said writings...

As Gary says: Be careful what you whish for. You just might get it.

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Following the Gary awesomeness...

"En garde, Toreador! How I loathe your attempts to hide your monstrous nature with Paris Fashions and Pomp! You're a DEAD thing. A creature of the night. START ACTING LIKE IT."

"I want to throw your pocket mirror under a thrasher and watch you fetch it. But I'm no murderer...are you, Boss?"

"Ehihihihihihihi! Liar, Liar, pants on fire! The night holds a thousand eyes and all of them are mine. How would it feel to be under surveilance for the rest of your short life, boss?" (Favorite quote)

"To survive in Chinatown, a special tip to a fashion mess. You might want to use that thing behind your face called a "Brain". And if that doesn't work, use your pocket mirror, it might blind them enough for you to run away."

SaulottheGentle wrote:

Following the Gary awesomeness...

"En garde, Toreador! How I loathe your attempts to hide your monstrous nature with Paris Fashions and Pomp! You're a DEAD thing. A creature of the night. START ACTING LIKE IT."

"I want to throw your pocket mirror under a thrasher and watch you fetch it. But I'm no murderer...are you, Boss?"

"Ehihihihihihihi! Liar, Liar, pants on fire! The night holds a thousand eyes and all of them are mine. How would it feel to be under surveilance for the rest of your short life, boss?" (Favorite quote)

"To survive in Chinatown, a special tip to a fashion mess. You might want to use that thing behind your face called a "Brain". And if that doesn't work, use your pocket mirror, it might blind them enough for you to run away."

Ahhh these quotes bring back so many happy memories

"Remember, fireballs. You can never go wrong." - Festus Krex, Skyrim

Dragatus wrote:

"Remember, fireballs. You can never go wrong." - Festus Krex, Skyrim

As an old part time D&Der I have to mostly agree with that statement. Unless your opponent is a red dragon or a fire elemental.

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

"Remember, fireballs. You can never go wrong." - Festus Krex, Skyrim

As an old part time D&Der I have to mostly agree with that statement. Unless your opponent is a red dragon or a fire elemental.

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Or they can simply resist fire damage. Or they are keen enough to keep moving out of the way. Might be AoE though, so the second one might not always count. Since they might lack fingers, or the mental capacity to do so afterward - you know, being stiff and a bit crispy.

Either a bad joke, or I've simply decided to step twice over the same line.

Feral wrote:

Very funny, as long as you are not forced to look at one of said writings...

Oh Feral you just seem like the cutest wolf ever. I could imagine you running around being all wolf like and friendly to everyone, and then feed you some blood cookies for being such a good boy!! I would make some myself but that seems to be Claudia's thing as far as I'm concerned, plus I'm a Toreador it would be way too much work, instead I'll just buy them from her or if my seduction is high enough I may just convince her to give them to me as a genrous gift.

SaulottheGentle wrote:

"En garde, Toreador! How I loathe your attempts to hide your monstrous nature with Paris Fashions and Pomp! You're a DEAD thing. A creature of the night. START ACTING LIKE IT."

"I want to throw your pocket mirror under a thrasher and watch you fetch it. But I'm no murderer...are you, Boss?"

"Ehihihihihihihi! Liar, Liar, pants on fire! The night holds a thousand eyes and all of them are mine. How would it feel to be under surveilance for the rest of your short life, boss?" (Favorite quote)

"To survive in Chinatown, a special tip to a fashion mess. You might want to use that thing behind your face called a "Brain". And if that doesn't work, use your pocket mirror, it might blind them enough for you to run away."

OUCH that is very harsh!! lol

Congrats on making Ancillae honey!

I suddenly feel like I'm missing out on something

Karavolos wrote:

I suddenly feel like I'm missing out on something

You mean the dirty secret? You're definitely missing out cause it's REALLLLLL DIRTYYYYY!!!

I'm doubtful. How dirty could it possibly be?

Aphrodite wrote:

[...] instead I'll just buy them from her or if my seduction is high enough I may just convince her to give them to me as a genrous gift.

Seduction doesn't work on kindred, you'll have to resort to persuasion. Intimdiation can also work sometimes, but I doubt you have it high enough to impress the boss lady.

Aphrodite wrote:

Oh Feral you just seem like the cutest wolf ever. I could imagine you running around being all wolf like and friendly to everyone, and then feed you some blood cookies for being such a good boy!! I would make some myself but that seems to be Claudia's thing as far as I'm concerned, plus I'm a Toreador it would be way too much work, instead I'll just buy them from her or if my seduction is high enough I may just convince her to give them to me as a genrous gift.

Thanks! I do my best. I keep trying to be nice. It makes my Salubri therapist very happy.

Hunting mortals was fun, but I am told it's inhuman. I will have to ask what that means.

If you get the cookies, don't forget to whistle

*puts paws on eyes*

Dear Caine, my street cred is gone...

*throws a cookie*

Feral, waddayadoin' ?