Quote of the day

'Woah, nice gun! Where did you get it?'
"This is America, holmes, I got it the same place I got my pants"
-A line from GTA San Andreas


Also from the Bloodlines Antitribu forums we get the nifty saying:
"The best flavour of icecream I ever had was Revenge flavour!"

(Best served cold and tastes so sweet!)

"I like to sleep naked. That way, if there's an emergency, I immediately make it sexy."

Griever wrote:

"I like to sleep naked. That way, if there's an emergency, I immediately make it sexy."

You totally should add Shabutaro to friends list  
(read a few pages back if you don't get it)

Funny quote, too.  

Oh great, I'm not original at all.  

Hmm. An original quote...

"It is a fact that some people are alive because I ran out of places to hide the bodies."

Griever wrote:

Hmm. An original quote...

"It is a fact that some people are alive because I ran out of places to hide the bodies."

We have a mass-murderer here, yay!  

Griever wrote:

Oh great, I'm not original at all.  

Hmm. An original quote...

"It is a fact that some people are alive because I ran out of places to hide the bodies."

I like the one you posted, actually.
This one is funny too  
So you identify with the Tzimisce, then?

One more for the mix:

"I could please only one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either."
Seen it on a T-shirt.

Griever wrote:

Oh great, I'm not original at all.  

Hmm. An original quote...

"It is a fact that some people are alive because I ran out of places to hide the bodies."

If the brains aren't damaged too much, put them in my icehouse. I can always use the spare parts... 

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Griever wrote:

Oh great, I'm not original at all.  

Hmm. An original quote...

"It is a fact that some people are alive because I ran out of places to hide the bodies."

If the brains aren't damaged too much, put them in my icehouse. I can always use the spare parts... 

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May I have some ice from your ice-house? I certainly could use it in this weather...

I'd like a few of those too.

Also a fan of T-Chest?

I have no idea what T-chest is. I found this one in the Book of Faces.

I keep intending to procrastinate, but I never get around to it.

Dragatus wrote:

I have no idea what T-chest is. I found this one in the Book of Faces.

T-Chest.co.uk is an internet shop that sells funny T-shirts. Including the design you posted.

I hate job application forms. Just use a CV you lazy C*** that's what it's their for *grumbles*

I just spent more than $500 on a suit so that I can start aplying for jobs...

Jad.3 wrote:

I just spent more than $500 on a suit so that I can start aplying for jobs...

Good luck hun I'm sure you'll find something

Jad.3 wrote:

I just spent more than $500 on a suit so that I can start aplying for jobs...

Seriously?
Then you must have high expectations as to the job...

Feral wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

I just spent more than $500 on a suit so that I can start aplying for jobs...

Seriously?
Then you must have high expectations as to the job...

I just hope "they" won't have high expectations of applicants

Yeah, the last resort is Tanzania in Fall... for six months. Anybody wanna come with?

Jad.3 wrote:

Feral wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

I just spent more than $500 on a suit so that I can start aplying for jobs...

Seriously?
Then you must have high expectations as to the job...

I just hope "they" won't have high expectations of applicants

Yeah, the last resort is Tanzania in Fall... for six months. Anybody wanna come with?

Wooo-wooo! I'll go with you!

eye of the divine wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

Feral wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

I just spent more than $500 on a suit so that I can start aplying for jobs...

Seriously?
Then you must have high expectations as to the job...

I just hope "they" won't have high expectations of applicants

Yeah, the last resort is Tanzania in Fall... for six months. Anybody wanna come with?

Wooo-wooo! I'll go with you!

I really do think you could go with How's your spoken english? Previous work experience? I think my pal said "someone not too bright, so that he remains there, but reliable" :p

Jad.3 wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

Feral wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

I just spent more than $500 on a suit so that I can start aplying for jobs...

Seriously?
Then you must have high expectations as to the job...

I just hope "they" won't have high expectations of applicants

Yeah, the last resort is Tanzania in Fall... for six months. Anybody wanna come with?

Wooo-wooo! I'll go with you!

I really do think you could go with :)How's your spoken english? Previous work experience? I think my pal said "someone not too bright, so that he remains there, but reliable" :p

Fluent in English and Welsh.

My work history is pants though >> so most likely I will remain in the rabble xD if I was single I'd be there no hesitation xD

eye of the divine wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

Feral wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

I just spent more than $500 on a suit so that I can start aplying for jobs...

Seriously?
Then you must have high expectations as to the job...

I just hope "they" won't have high expectations of applicants

Yeah, the last resort is Tanzania in Fall... for six months. Anybody wanna come with?

Wooo-wooo! I'll go with you!

I really do think you could go with :)How's your spoken english? Previous work experience? I think my pal said "someone not too bright, so that he remains there, but reliable" :p

Fluent in English and Welsh.

My work history is pants though >> so most likely I will remain in the rabble xD if I was single I'd be there no hesitation xD

Screw single you'll find someone better yet So, how would you manage a bunch of Tanzanians?

Jad.3 wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

Feral wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

I just spent more than $500 on a suit so that I can start aplying for jobs...

Seriously?
Then you must have high expectations as to the job...

I just hope "they" won't have high expectations of applicants

Yeah, the last resort is Tanzania in Fall... for six months. Anybody wanna come with?

Wooo-wooo! I'll go with you!

I really do think you could go with :)How's your spoken english? Previous work experience? I think my pal said "someone not too bright, so that he remains there, but reliable" :p

Fluent in English and Welsh.

My work history is pants though >> so most likely I will remain in the rabble xD if I was single I'd be there no hesitation xD

Screw single you'll find someone better yet ;)So, how would you manage a bunch of Tanzanians?

Bhahahaha, dunno about that the current hubbie-to-be doesn't mind my eccentricities so he's a keeper

Same way I handle anyone else