Quote of the day

So, cookies?

Jad.3 wrote:

So, cookies?

XD if I'm feeling in a generous mood *gives Jad a cookie*

Jad.3 wrote:

So, cookies?

Gladly, but not in Tanzania. Waaay too hot for my taste... Ya know, fur and stuff  

"This might be your show, but this is my episode."
-Some guy being a smartass on some judge show

"You guys have done a spectacular job at being more than just competent." - one of the VTMYTE Sabbat city admins

"In a society that has destroyed all adventure, the only adventure left is to destroy that society."
-Youtube comment

Don't make me intervene in this thread again

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Don't make me intervene in this thread again

I dare you.

@ eye:

In the immortal words of Van Halen: "Look, I'll pay you for it, what the fuck."

Karavolos wrote:

"In a society that has destroyed all adventure, the only adventure left is to destroy that society."
-Youtube comment

True enough.
It is terrifying to realize how boring lives we have to live not to violate various health and safety regulations...

Jad.3 wrote:

@ eye:

*pats the on the head*

Whatever rocks your boat.

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"You hit me once
I hit you back
You gave a kick
I gave a slap
You smashed a plate over my head
Then I set fire to our bed." - Florence + the machine

No pating. The dog days are over!

Hmm... "our bed"?

Jad.3 wrote:

No pating. The dog days are over!

Hmm... "our bed"?

  If you say so *pats Jad's head again*

Fire purdy

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[02:00:13] SaulottheGentle : In that case...TELL ME MAH HOROSCOPE

[02:01:18] Karavolos : You will become rich, go to an unexpected place, meet a handsome man and then lose your money while being stuck in said place

[02:01:21] Dragatus : Your love life is going to be a mix of hope and pain. Your social life is going to take a turn for the worse and you really don't want to know what's going to happen with your finances.

[02:01:52] Karavolos : Sounds similar doesn't it?

Dragatus wrote:

Quote :

[02:00:13] SaulottheGentle : In that case...TELL ME MAH HOROSCOPE

[02:01:18] Karavolos : You will become rich, go to an unexpected place, meet a handsome man and then lose your money while being stuck in said place

[02:01:21] Dragatus : Your love life is going to be a mix of hope and pain. Your social life is going to take a turn for the worse and you really don't want to know what's going to happen with your finances.

[02:01:52] Karavolos : Sounds similar doesn't it?

 that's already happened to me

"If I had one finger for each spoiled child who was whining their ass off when I was waiting in line, would I have enough hands to slap them all across the face?" - Me, recounting on the horrible hell that was getting college books.

SaulottheGentle wrote:

"If I had one finger for each spoiled child who was whining their ass off when I was waiting in line, would I have enough hands to slap them all across the face?" - Me, recounting on the horrible hell that was getting college books.

That many scooter kids in one place? Odd.

eye of the divine wrote:

"...Last words are for fools who haven't said enough." - Karl Marx

Well, Marx certainly said enough. Too bad he wasn't able to put in a form of language that a normal human brain can understand...

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:

"...Last words are for fools who haven't said enough." - Karl Marx

Well, Marx certainly said enough. Too bad he wasn't able to put in a form of language that a normal human brain can understand...

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Yup xD I just like that quote

Feral wrote:

SaulottheGentle wrote:

"If I had one finger for each spoiled child who was whining their ass off when I was waiting in line, would I have enough hands to slap them all across the face?" - Me, recounting on the horrible hell that was getting college books.

That many scooter kids in one place? Odd.

That's the USA 'MURICA FOR YOU.



PASSHUN AD FREEEEDUUUMMM

SaulottheGentle wrote:

"If I had one finger for each spoiled child who was whining their ass off when I was waiting in line, would I have enough hands to slap them all across the face?" - Me, recounting on the horrible hell that was getting college books.

Probably not, but if you had 10 cents each, you could put the money into a bank account and comfortably live on the interest for the rest of eternity.

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"I don't know why I was surprsied that a Brujah was good at fighting." - another player from LWOD

Almost as surprising as the Tremere wielding magick... Well, OK blood sorcery pretending to be the real thing as any Magus worth his salt could tie whole Council of Seven in knots without them even knowing before it was too late, but anyway...


As for funny quotes:

"I am 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones. Sarcasm is my only defense."
Stiles Stilinsky, Teen Wolf