Do it for teh lulz

Someone without points in firearms can't even "shoot", let alone "shoot something"

what about someone with no points in firearms, brawl, or melee?

joemarra052075 wrote:

what about someone with no points in firearms, brawl, or melee?

Could join a hippie commune or leftist discussion club.

I prefer to just get everyone else fighting and sit back and watch the fun.

And aren't you choking on a bone or something?

No, Feral's making that gagging motion that animals make before they throw up.  LOL

Claudia wrote:

Someone without points in firearms can't even "shoot", let alone "shoot something"

Oh, I think they could fire something simple, like a revolver, using just DEX.  Most modern Kindred have seen enough firearms on TV and in movies to do that; and even for the older ones, guns have been around for a few hundred years.  A semi-auto pistol might take a turn or two to figure out the safety... if they didn't try the magazine release first and dump the magazine on the ground.  

Reloading is harder to figure out.  And any malfunction or jam would require at least some knowledge of Firearms to clear.

I don't think it would require any skill at all to shoot yourself, though... might even increase your chances. hehe

joemarra052075 wrote:

I prefer to just get everyone else fighting and sit back and watch the fun.

Not always possible; but good luck being a spectator. Many combatants don't seem to like witnesses.

Oh I wouldn't be just a spectator...but you get the idea.

Neb will obviously be the cheerleader in battle. With his appearance rating it would only be natural!   

lol...I like it

joemarra052075 wrote:

[...]with Alicia and Coronia[...]

I have never seen a misspelling that failed this hard to come close to the original name.   

I had a lul too but that's because e never pronounced the names out loud

Tremere should invent this, just so Lyle and William are no longer dependant on kine to power their computers.

That theory has been around forever.  But the energy only lasts while the cat is alive -- dead cats don't land on their feet.  And of course you can't feed cats while they're spinning, so they starve, and PETA is all over the CTEG (Cat-Toast Energy Generation) Industry.  Even nuclear energy has fewer protestors.  It's a mess.

We could take 2 toasts, or a toast and butter it on both sides!!  

edit: ohh 6am, I'm off to bed :-D

2 toast... hmm...

(Off to do research.)

Well, I don't think the bread I use can stand the stress of commercial power generation.

Also, I learned it spins too fast for the jam to stay on... It makes a mess.

You guys have too much time
Maybe I should give you an assignment or something

We have LOTS of assignments.  Too many.  Not enough hours in the night.
- Missing Nossie.
- What the Sabbat were after (Shh... top secret).
- Is Jerome's childe alive/dead?  If alive, where?
- Who bombed Laure's workshop.
- Missing/drowned students.
- Missing werewolf bag lady.
- Missing foreign/traveler women.
- Stolen 'Clocks of Life' (bones).
- Possible Sabbat cells in town.
- Where is Lyle Kersten?  (And who cares?)
- Plus a few more.

And that's just most of the main ones.  Duncan has a few of his own:
- Find backup haven.
- Buy new phone.
- Increase resources.  (We talked about this, long ago, but he's done nothing.  And he has the skills, dammit!  Just no time.)
- Learn Spanish.  (Still kicking myself after 2 years.)  Hasn't even bought/bootlegged Rosetta Stone.
- Talk to more people.  Duncan still hasn't met all of the Kindred in town.  He really needs to do that.
- Plus other stuff.

Find book for Igor
Learn some form of fighting other than just pumping blood into stats
Encourage Arab Spring in city
Discover where the other Setite's allegiances and views lie
Deal with other Setite's if the Temple gives the order based on my report
Hamper or even oust the Giovanni in town
Eliminate the Sabbat threat

- Mind-control William and condition him into being more Tremere-ish
- Do secret stuff in the Library
- Avoid Igor while doing secret stuff in the Library
- Find more postmodernist poetry to ritualistically burn
- Do more secret stuff in the Library
- ???
- Profit

Duncan should talk more to Mikael, we can be best bros   

Also, zee german has returneth. How was the play?

- Regain possession of explosive chemicals in a bottle for self defense.
- Find new supplier of said chemicals
- Put shaving cream in Corinna's hand during her torpor, tape feather under her nose.
- Find Lyle.
- Find artifact (secondary objective).
- Dissect Lasombra.
- 'investigate' Nosferatu condition
- Dissect Settite
- invent more cowbell jokes
- finish wooden doom ritual learning
- learn lure of flames
- Break 4th wall more often
- Poke Nyx
- Convince Griffin he's a pretty princess and should pursue Mikael in a pink tutu
- Get some milk
- where was it...
- Ohh there it is... *marks map*
- Obtain personal form of transportation
- Find way to lock oneself in lab without being bothered to do social stuff
- Tap cane extra hard to annoy people with the sound while walking
- Push up glasses periodically like those smart people in anime to appear silly
- Kindred do not need milk, scratch objective delta
- Paint Rufus purple.
- Play more games.
- Poke Nyx
- Make no attempt to improve Flemish accent while speaking french
- State the obvious that latin is useless more often
- Forget to respect their autha-ritahh.
- Sigh whenever the peasants behave foolish and decadent.
- Say the Ceiling whenever people ask what's up.
- Laugh as the ST is annoyed once more.
- Ponder if Corinna has PMS on an hourly basis.
- Add to ponder: Older kindred and permanent midlife crisis.
- Cain, not quite the same as Kain?
- Poke Miriel
- Stop forgetting to feed.
- Do sire's assignment
- make an obscure reference in this list only a seasoned game would understand.
- The amount of items on this list is too damn high.
- Edit to add another line. For funzies
- Edit just to add reason for editting
- Create my own gargoyle, give him a hat and call him BoB

I'm leaving in half an hour for the closing night, so the play is not quite done yet. However, we get free pizza this evening after we're done, paid by the Chaincourt Theatre Company, and my two best friends said they wanted to come (don't know if they'll really make it, but cool nevertheless), so it's going to be a great night.
Next week I have my last two final exams for this semester, and the week after, my holidays start, so I'll be back around that time.

Edit: By the way, found me on our pictures on teh fatzebook yet?

Yep, you and the rest of the teutonics actors are on facebook