Quote of the day

EVERY THING COMES OUT THE SAME, NO MATTER WHETHER YOU MAKE IT HARD ON YOURSELF OR NOT.

- Cab driver wisdom.

That's why he's a fucking cab driver

"There's something in this store for everyone. Everyone gets what they deserve."
―Mr. Ox

One for the Malkavians out there.

'To take away a man's gun because he may shoot somebody is like cutting off his tongue because he may offend someone.'

So, when do you think they'll start cutting out tongues?

Jad.3 wrote:

'To take away a man's gun because he may shoot somebody is like cutting off his tongue because he may offend someone.'

So, when do you think they'll start cutting out tongues?

Facebook, Google and YouTube already do...

That's not quite the same. Shooting people is a more serious problem than offending them.

Oh ffs.

"I gave up guns to contribute to the end of violence."
"I cut off my dick to contribute to the end of rape."

Better?

That's not quite the same either because a gun is not part of your body. Unless you're a cyborg with a machinegun arm or something like that.

Your example also flipped from state regulation to voluntary decision.

Now it feels like you're just splitting hairs, draggy

I like it. It reminds me of Rabbinical discussions on Talmud...

As if you can only rape with your dick.
As if only men rape people.
As if erasing men would solve rape.

Cretino wrote:

As if you can only rape with your dick.
As if only men rape people.
As if erasing men would solve rape.

It would... First there would have been lesbian rape, sure. But then after a generation would have passed, there would be silence. No humans, no rape.

Animal kingdom never rapes.

Karavolos wrote:

Animal kingdom never rapes.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/strange-but-true-seals-found-sexually-assaulting-penguins/

Otters:
" But then, they also rape baby seals. As it turns out, sea otters are some of the biggest sickos of the animal kingdom.

It takes a lot of resources to feed an otter - they need to eat approximately 25% of their body weight every single day. When food is in short supply things can get ugly. Some males will hold otter pups hostage until the mother pays a ransom of food to the male.

But they don't just kidnap babies. Sea otters also rape baby seals to death. Male otters will find a juvenile harbor seal and mount it, as if he were mating with a female otter. Unfortunately, part of the mating process involves holding the female’s head under water which ultimately kills the seal pups (and over 10% of female otters). For over an hour and a half, the male otter will hold the seal pup in this position, raping it until it is dead. Sometimes when the seal pup dies, it is just let go and the otter will begin to groom itself. Some otters, however, will hang on to the dead pup and continue to rape its dead and decaying corpse for up to a week later. "

Dolphins:
"Dolphins are total jerks. Sure, they are incredibly intelligent, always look like they’re smiling, and rescue the occasional stranded swimmer -  but that doesn’t excuse the fact that they kill for fun and like otters, enjoy a spot of rape from time to time.
A couple years ago a porpoise washed up on the shore in California that was badly beaten and bruised, with several broken bones. Several more similar sightings were made over the next two years and the injuries sustained by the porpoises was indicative of an attack by bottlenose dolphins. Two dolphins were witnessed ganging up on a porpoise. It was sandwiched between them and unable to escape as they threw it in the air and pummeled it repeatedly. The motivation behind the porpicide is unknown. Dolphins and porpoises do not compete for food or territory, and porpoises do not pose a threat to dolphins. It really appears that the dolphins do it for fun.

While it isn’t a widely held view, some believe that dolphins kill porpoises to practice killing baby dolphins. Seriously. Dolphins are yet another animal that routinely practices infanticide as a means of driving a female back into estrus. This is fairly common in the animal kingdom by the way - it's been spotted in lions, meerkats, langurs  and many more.

And then there's the rape. Sexual coercion isn't exactly unusual in the animal kingdom, but dolphins take it to the extreme. Dolphin males will form gangs, kidnap a female and then take turns raping her. What happens if there are no females around? Well, they don't turn to seals like the otters do ... they just rape a male instead. "

Penguins:

"Naturalist George Levick ventured to the South Pole with the 1910-1913 Scott Antarctic Expedition. His report on the sexual behaviors of these penguins was deemed too extreme for publication and was hidden for one hundred years. According to Douglas Russel who analyzed his work in 2012, "The pamphlet, declined for publication with the official Scott expedition reports, commented on the frequency of sexual activity, auto-erotic behavior, and seemingly aberrant behavior of young unpaired males and females, including necrophilia, sexual coercion, sexual and physical abuse of chicks and homosexual behavior."

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/animals-can-be-giant-jerks/

Karavolos wrote:

Animal kingdom never rapes.
/End sarcasm

Fix'd.

Too late, you already lost this interweb competition

Denmark 1 x Sweden 0

While people not getting sarcasms amuse me, that save made my day.

Fuck.

Maybe we simply make red lantern topic on the forum?

"It was a solid plan, except for the part where it didn't work."

Dragatus, on French preparations for WW2.

Now, it is immortalized.

"Sprint like a snail, and you will never twist your ankle."

What does it mean? Lots of lube?

Feral, you're the furry around here. You derive meaning of this.

I think it means one of two things. Either to spring very slowly, or indeed with lots of lubrication.