Quote of the day

"Laziness is the mother of all bad habits. However, she is a mother and we should respect her."

Laziness is also the mother of half the inventions in the world.

Dragatus wrote:

Laziness is also the mother of half the inventions in the world.

And the other half was invented by the military to be able to kill more people...

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

Laziness is also the mother of half the inventions in the world.

And the other half was invented by the military to be able to kill more people...

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...because the troops were to lazy to do it with clubs...

"Darkness without Light is an abyss.
Light without Darkness is blinding.
You can't have a coin with only one side."

SaulottheGentle wrote:

"Darkness without Light is an abyss.
Light without Darkness is blinding.
You can't have a coin with only one side."

Then let's hope it's not the coin with both, light and darkness, on one side...

Imagine what is on the flip side of that one....:

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Let's not talk too much about light and darkness. Because when you mix the two you get ... twilight.   

And don't get me started on what you get when you mix white and black.

Dragatus wrote:

Let's not talk too much about light and darkness. Because when you mix the two you get ... twilight.   

  
Get torches! Get torches!
Burn that evil thing!

Dragatus wrote:

And don't get me started on what you get when you mix white and black.

An ass pain?   

Feral wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

Let's not talk too much about light and darkness. Because when you mix the two you get ... twilight.   

  
Get torches! Get torches!
Burn that evil thing!

You called? *comes running with a lit torch, but can't stop before crashing into Feral* Sorry, I just heard something truly evil! Must act fast.

Feral wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

And don't get me started on what you get when you mix white and black.

An ass pain?   

No, just an old Michael Jackson song...

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"Using a pistol is like using the internet. Just point and click."

Dragatus wrote:

"Using a pistol is like using the internet. Just point and click."

And the advantage of the pistol is that you can only do limited harm.

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"With protest and women the same advice goes:
Always stay away from the hoes"
- Gandhi

ThePhilosopher wrote:

"With protest and women the same advice goes:
Always stay away from the hoes"
- Gandhi

Was Ghandi an antifeminist!?   


  

Well, he was a Hindu, so for him the value of life forms was: cow>man>ant>woman. I think...  
Or was I thinking about the order of nastiness now? mother in law, aunt, wife...  

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Well, he was a Hindu, so for him the value of life forms was: cow>man>ant>woman. I think...  
Or was I thinking about the order of nastiness now? mother in law, aunt, wife...  

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You are saying Angie M will be reincarnated as ant!? Mas, she has achivements, can't she skip a rung in the ladder and be a man?   

Nope, she'll be reincarnated either as fairyMafia godmother, or as mother in law...  

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Nope, she'll be reincarnated either as fairyMafia godmother, or as mother in law...  

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Better the latter. At least only two people get screwed, not whole city...

Or whole country.

I    this forum where everybody knows that the true meaning of pc is "prejudice concealment"...

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"They paint the walls to silence my pen,
but the Shithouse poet strikes again!"

On that matter: "Paining toilet walls is like burning books."

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"You are NOT the third wheel. You are a majestic unicycle and they are your training wheels."

"IT BURNS!"
Me after jumping over the fire. Well, rolling through it.

"IT BURNS!"
Me after jumping over the fire. Well, rolling through it.

Jad.3 wrote:

"IT BURNS!"
Me after jumping over the fire. Well, rolling through it.

Retard