Do it for teh lulz

No problem. c:

Damn. <--- (was hoping to see a sex therapist for the sex, until Sio blew that theory out of the water.)

j/k

Hahaha, seeing a sex therapist for sex is still not completely out of the question, as I am sure they still date. However, you couldn't be a patient of theirs. xD

Unless they're into kinky role-play. Then you could still be their "patient," if that floats your boat.

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Unless they're into kinky role-play. Then you could still be their "patient," if that floats your boat.

Nah... I'd rather do the 'Pirate and the Naughty Librarian' one.

Seriously, I'm not making light of your career choice. People need help in a lot of areas, and that's one of them. Like you said, everyone specializes now.

That being said, there are a few career choices that I will make fun of, like Pet Psychic. I mean, come on people! If the animal is screwed up, it's probably the owner's fault. Spend that money on one of those 'dog whisperer' guys, like Cesar Millan. His usual solution is to teach the owners what they're doing wrong, and train them.

Okay, I'm ranting. I'll stop now.

*blinks in her bed with the iPhone, weaking up*

Did I hear sex ?
holy crap that's a lot of text !
I'll read all these lulz after finishing my night Oo

*Wait on jaws to drop*

I don't know nothing about sex therapy, but "why not".
I'm studying languages and my fiancé is a business psychologist

*Waits...and scratches chin*

Why would my jaw be dropping?

No, nothin'

This is not the jaw you're looking for

Okay.

So long as I don't have to worry about this set of jaws: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyfehorHoUw&feature=fvst

HUM ! Shark-garou ?

Rokea.

DIng-dong
"Who is it?"
"Land shark."
"Oh, Terry, you're such a joker..." (opens door)
dun-DUN-dun-DUN-dun-DUN-dun-DUN (chomp)

Duncan.Oliver wrote:

That being said, there are a few career choices that I will make fun of, like Pet Psychic. I mean, come on people! If the animal is screwed up, it's probably the owner's fault. Spend that money on one of those 'dog whisperer' guys, like Cesar Millan. His usual solution is to teach the owners what they're doing wrong, and train them.

Okay, I'm ranting. I'll stop now.

Hahaha, pet psychics. xDD
There was a television show that featured one. My mom never missed an episode. Ergh.

I can never replicate what Cesar can do. ;c
So I just stick to playing with puppies. x3

Sharks are creepy. D:

Sio wrote:

So I just stick to playing with puppies. x3

Yeah, they're fun to juggle.

Joking! Stop with the torches and pitchforks already, people.

PS - Why did you crop the Miri pic? I liked the larger one.

Actually, I have fun with the fact that dogs have a hard time not walking in a circle if you push their hind legs in a circular direction. They spin in place so long as you can keep that up. If you can get two puppies/dogs together and do that, they both spin at once. I call it playing "DJ Puppy-Spins."

But after a while, arms get confused, dogs get dizzy, dogs crash into each other, it's a mess.

And Miri's picture isn't cropped so much as I have been updating her from a rough sketch. xD
Her facial features are in better proportion than before. But then again, if you miss her in her larger picture, here you go.

Miri:

I keep a before and after on every piece I begin changing, just in case. c:

Oh, dirty word! Dirty word dirty word!
(That's how my sister used to curse when her children were little, so she wouldn't say anything too mature for their little ears.)

I was about to post a response in the RP thread, shortly after z.o.o.'s post, when suddenly my Internet went loopy, and went down. I lost the entire post I was about to send. My cursing then was a little more R-rated than my sister's method.

Shortly before going to bed (way too late) I checked my Internet and it was working again, so I posted my comment one more time. Fortunately, I have a very good memory, and it was almost the same as before, word-for-word. Still pissed me off, though. My internet provider has been less than reliable lately. Maybe I should change, although it's not like I have a lot of choice in this area.

In the future though, I will try to ctrl-C my post before pressing 'Send', or even 'Preview'. That way I won't have to type everything again.

Dirty world uh ?
Gotta remember that one !

(I also curse like a sailor, and in about 5 languages. My army pal boss once told me he could say fuck un about 50 languages. He can also order a beer in those languages)

Sounds like your friend has all the communication basics down for living a comfortable life. x3

Holy crap! Catherina just, "pulled a fast one" on me! I don't know what to say. I don't know what to do. I'll try to move my feet eventually but, damn'! I was gifting her with a surrender of my power that...that I never really had in the first place! Holy crap!

Women! I just...I can't...Holy crap!

Ha-ha-ha-ha! You got me good, Claudia. You got me good.

He he ! "I'll be damned !" uh ?

Catherina is not the strangest character but she has her things going on !

Eliza I saw you ! as soon as I posted, you got the "reply notification mail" and here you are !

Claudia wrote:

Eliza I saw you !

Nooooooooooo! *takes off Ninja clothing* Darn it.

Heh. Now, that will become interesting...

You want interesting ?

Lyle rick rolls people on the internet \o/

Claudia wrote:

Lyle rick rolls people on the internet \o/

This makes me cry.




Tears caused by really hard laughter, of course.

Between looking like Weird Al, lolcats, and Rick Rolling people, I will never think of Lyle Kersten the same way again. XD