Quote of the day

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:38 am

"Owwwwww my coffee machine just electrocuted me..." -me 5am

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sat Apr 20, 2013 11:01 am

eye of the divine wrote:: "Owwwwww my coffee machine just electrocuted me..." -me 5am

Was there a due trial beforehand...?

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sat Apr 20, 2013 11:03 am

Feral wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:: "Owwwwww my coffee machine just electrocuted me..." -me 5am

Was there a due trial beforehand...?

nope

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

That's unconstitutional!

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sat Apr 20, 2013 12:35 pm

Dragatus wrote:: That's unconstitutional!

Can we sue? bounce

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:07 pm

eye of the divine wrote:

Dragatus wrote:: That's unconstitutional!

Can we sue? bounce

Check the small print first. They probably have some warning there: "Do not use when you're so tired that you absolutely need a coffe!" Twisted Evil

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Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:21 pm

Childe of Malkav wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:

Dragatus wrote:: That's unconstitutional!

Can we sue? bounce

Check the small print first. They probably have some warning there: "Do not use when you're so tired that you absolutely need a coffe!" Twisted Evil

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I wasn't for once, my other half looked it over when he got up, he said the bulb blew in the switch and that's how I got electrocuted.

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

"I don't condone violence. That's why I always shoot the motherfuckers before the violence starts." - OG Furious

"I really know Spiderman. I have him as a friend on Facebook." - some kid

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun Apr 21, 2013 4:17 am

Dragatus wrote:: "I don't condone violence. That's why I always shoot the motherfuckers before the violence starts." - OG Furious

Yep that certainly will stop the violence...

Quote :: "I really know Spiderman. I have him as a friend on Facebook." - some kid

And these kids are supposed to pay my retirement money some day? affraid

eye of the divine wrote:: ...my other half looked it over when he got up...

Didn't know you were Malkavian too. bounce

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Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun Apr 21, 2013 6:32 am

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Dragatus wrote:: "I don't condone violence. That's why I always shoot the motherfuckers before the violence starts." - OG Furious

Yep that certainly will stop the violence...

Have you ever seen an unruly graveyard? Laughing

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Quote :: "I really know Spiderman. I have him as a friend on Facebook." - some kid

And these kids are supposed to pay my retirement money some day? affraid

That is insane... We all will have lives like in Greece if it comes to that. Or as in Burkina Faso... Rolling Eyes

Childe of Malkav wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:: ...my other half looked it over when he got up...

Didn't know you were Malkavian too. bounce

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Methinks he ment the significant other half...

Antediluvian Posts : 766 Join date : 2012-10-06 Age : 29

Feral wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:: ...my other half looked it over when he got up...

Didn't know you were Malkavian too. bounce

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Methinks he ment the significant other half...

I thought eye was a girl?

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

The statement was made my Malkav; need I say more?

==EDIT==
After having looked a bit closer, turns out it was the dog who made the statement.
Meh, Malkav and the dog is about on the same level What a Face

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:47 am

She is. And yeah she meant her significant otter

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Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:24 am

Aww s*it.
Sorry, didn't mean anything bad.
I didn't know of otters, too.

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:17 am

Claudia wrote:

She is. And yeah she meant her significant otter

Spoiler:

What's so significant about these otters? To me they look as boring as any wet waterdwelling furry mammal.

- geek

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

"If you don't shut up I'm going to make a yoyo out of your head and intestines."

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

ThePhilosopher wrote:: unicorns. pfft

there were like "oh shit nigga the clans are fucking us up. Give us halp oh great Tzim"

and we were like "sure thing pal, you're free to stay here on my gigantic fucking castle filled with warghouls and fleshbeasts and all other type of kinky shit that no one dare to get in the way of. You'll be safe"

and then they were like "Hey thanks but the screams and the torture are kinda of a bummer lol kthx bai" and then they were dead

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

Quality history tutoring right there What a Face

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

My favourite part is "and then they were dead".

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun Apr 28, 2013 7:33 am

"I am adout to - or I am going to - die. Either expression is correct"

Dominique Bouhort, Jesuit grammarian, his last words.

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

"They threw a firecraker under my feet. They didn't know I had a liter of napalm, some TNT, and 2 liters of gasoline in my backpack." - a friend of mine

"The swamp was full of dead cats and stank worse than the scouts." - same friend

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun Apr 28, 2013 4:33 pm

Dragatus wrote:: "They threw a firecraker under my feet. They didn't know I had a liter of napalm, some TNT, and 2 liters of gasoline in my backpack." - a friend of mine

You forgot to mention the nitroglyzerine in the cogh medicine bottle with the label "shake before use"...

Quote :: "The swamp was full of dead cats and stank worse than the scouts." - same friend

So where did the scouts get their stink from? scratch

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Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Dragatus wrote:: "They threw a firecraker under my feet. They didn't know I had a liter of napalm, some TNT, and 2 liters of gasoline in my backpack." - a friend of mine

You forgot to mention the nitroglyzerine in the cogh medicine bottle with the label "shake before use"...

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Quote :: "The swamp was full of dead cats and stank worse than the scouts." - same friend

So where did the scouts get their stink from? scratch

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It's one of life's mysteries.

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun Apr 28, 2013 6:35 pm

Dragatus wrote:: "They threw a firecraker under my feet. They didn't know I had a liter of napalm, some TNT, and 2 liters of gasoline in my backpack." - a friend of mine

"The swamp was full of dead cats and stank worse than the scouts." - same friend

The friend is in the army, I guess? Send him my kindest regards and severe criticism on explosives handling, please.

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

He's sort of in the army. He's studying chemistry at some military university in Poland or something like that.

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