Quote of the day

Dragatus wrote:

He's sort of in the army. He's studying chemistry at some military university in Poland or something like that.

So either my city or in Warsaw. Bad... At least if I heard an explosion I would know it wasn't by any middle eastern gentlemen with fanatical sparks in their eyes

I think it's Warsaw, so you're relatively safe.

Dragatus wrote:

I think it's Warsaw, so you're relatively safe.

Depends on where he's headed with his backpack full of boom and his olfactorily privileged scouts

Btw, you should call his backpack a litterbox. It contains a liter of napalm, a liter of gazoline, a litter of rottweilers...

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

I think it's Warsaw, so you're relatively safe.

Depends on where he's headed with his backpack full of boom and his olfactorily privileged scouts

Btw, you should call his backpack a litterbox. It contains a liter of napalm, a liter of gazoline, a litter of rottweilers...

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A liter of rottweilers!? WTF? Liquid dogs? Like if I was using Vicissitude on them...

Feral wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

I think it's Warsaw, so you're relatively safe.

Depends on where he's headed with his backpack full of boom and his olfactorily privileged scouts

Btw, you should call his backpack a litterbox. It contains a liter of napalm, a liter of gazoline, a litter of rottweilers...

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A liter of rottweilers!? WTF? Liquid dogs? Like if I was using Vicissitude on them...

Look again: litter.
Two T, Earl Grey, hot

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Look again: litter.
Two T, Earl Grey, hot

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My eyes aren't so good as they used to be.
I may need to ask Philo to fleshcraft a little...

But why rottweilers?

Feral wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Look again: litter.
Two T, Earl Grey, hot

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My eyes aren't so good as they used to be.
I may need to ask Philo to fleshcraft a little...

But why rottweilers?

Because I don't think anyone connected to the polish army has a german shepard

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http://www.badum-tish.com/

Dragatus wrote:

http://www.badum-tish.com/

This goes in my favs. Thanks

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Because I don't think anyone connected to the polish army has a german shepard

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Oh god, I laughed at this more than I should

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Because I don't think anyone connected to the polish army has a german shepard

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Oh god, I laughed at this more than I should

I will surprise you: they have a lot. And the police even more. They tend not to understand why I grin at them like an idiot. With german shepard there is at least something cute in the patrol.

Claudia wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

http://www.badum-tish.com/

This goes in my favs. Thanks

you're welcome, boss lady.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
— A fridge magnet

That's a good description of my Malkavian playthroughs.

http://www.explosm.net/comics/2886/

Karavolos wrote:

http://www.explosm.net/comics/2886/

This is evil! I like it

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From our very own little Sally we get:
"Schools are like vaginas, they hold screaming children for nine months."

Karavolos wrote:

From our very own little Sally we get:
"Schools are like vaginas, they hold screaming children for nine months."

Actually that would be wombs. The vagina is more like the front door.

But I don't blame him for making the mistake. He's been turned at such a young age, he probably still has much to learn about kine anatomy.

"Cars are expensive, but if you have a gun you can get a ride anywhere."

Dragatus wrote:

"Cars are expensive, but if you have a gun you can get a ride anywhere."

Just be careful that your final destination isn't area code 5-0..

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

"Cars are expensive, but if you have a gun you can get a ride anywhere."

Just be careful that your final destination isn't area code 5-0..

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i.e. eliminate all witnesses and evidence?

I'm sorry, but I don't get the area code joke.

Feral wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

"Cars are expensive, but if you have a gun you can get a ride anywhere."

Just be careful that your final destination isn't area code 5-0..

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i.e. eliminate all witnesses and evidence?

Something like that...
What do you think? Shall we enlighten Dragatus or not? Hm, perhaps we could hand him a donut while he thinks about it.

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