Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:28 pm
Mordekasier? From a Brazilian? Isn't that cliché?
Dragatus Caine
Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:03 pm
"I made my birthday cake out of a steel plate and napalm and a candle on top. When people were singing happy birthday the floor on the balcony was burning." - my insane polish friend
ThePhilosopher Caine
Posts : 2707 Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : Brazil
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:39 pm
Dragatus wrote:
Mordekasier? From a Brazilian? Isn't that cliché?
Wait, what? I thought that was the villain from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I simply put something along the lines of "slap" in google images and pasted here the image I felt best.
Insane polish friend? Feral?
Feral Beyond Caine
Posts : 7617 Join date : 2010-08-15 Age : 40 Location : Poland
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun Jul 14, 2013 5:34 pm
ThePhilosopher wrote:
Insane polish friend? Feral?
Why do you think it was me? I am a decent biotechnologist with inroads into innovative therapies. I would have made pills that would make my guests burn, not some mere floor of a balcony.
BTW, I am like totally sane. It bores my Beast out of it's skull.
Dragatus Caine
Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun Jul 14, 2013 6:37 pm
ThePhilosopher wrote:
Dragatus wrote:
Mordekasier? From a Brazilian? Isn't that cliché?
Wait, what? I thought that was the villain from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I simply put something along the lines of "slap" in google images and pasted here the image I felt best.
Insane polish friend? Feral?
No, it isn't Feral. It's this guy that I play League of Legends with.
Mordekaiser, the Master of Metal and Paladin of Pain (he likes his weapons the same way he likes his music: heavy and metal), is a playable character from League of Legends and there is this stereotype that Brazilians all love to play him. (Mordekeiser es #1 in Brazil! Shield always up, never die! Hue hue hue!)
SaulottheGentle Antediluvian
Posts : 766 Join date : 2012-10-06 Age : 29
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:44 am
*Me and a few friends playing Slender over at an Anime Con* Friend 1: I wonder if they ever made a Hellsing version of Slender where Alucard pops up to kill you. Me: I don't think he's THAT monstrous... Friend 2: Or to rape you. Friend 1: Like in Hellsing Hent- Me: NO. NO HELLSING HENTAI.
Me: *after getting 2nd page* SPLENDORMAN, PLEASE COME SAAVE MEEEH I CAN'T GIVE YOU 20 DOLLARS, I SPENT IT ON MERCHANDISE! Friend 1: *Starts singing 20$ song*
ME: *after getting 3rd page, says "ALWAYS FOLLOWS"* I DUN WANNA. *Slenderman finally appears, cue 12 year old scream and Malkavian war cry* SLENDERRRR! NO! NO! RAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEP! Friend 2: *laughs* You scream like a little b*tch! Me: SHUT UP! SHUT UP T***Y MONSTER!
Me: *right after getting 5th page* Alright, only 4- *Music changes* Wait, what is going- *notices that cannot move and Slender caught me* *12 year old scream* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SLENDERDONTKILLME- *defeated mix between a laugh and a cry*
Feral Beyond Caine
Posts : 7617 Join date : 2010-08-15 Age : 40 Location : Poland
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Jul 15, 2013 1:14 pm
It looks as fun times, Salout.
Shabutaro Methuselah
Posts : 416 Join date : 2010-09-18 Location : Germany
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:53 am
Is Slender really that much fun? I found it quite boring to play to be honest..
ThePhilosopher Caine
Posts : 2707 Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : Brazil
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:19 am
When I saw that Shabu posted here, I thought "Oh boy, here we go. Another quote about cocks and masturbation."
Feral Beyond Caine
Posts : 7617 Join date : 2010-08-15 Age : 40 Location : Poland
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:34 pm
ThePhilosopher wrote:
When I saw that Shabu posted here, I thought "Oh boy, here we go. Another quote about cocks and masturbation."
Some of them were real funny.
Shabutaro Methuselah
Posts : 416 Join date : 2010-09-18 Location : Germany
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Wed Jul 17, 2013 11:43 am
Feral wrote:
ThePhilosopher wrote:
When I saw that Shabu posted here, I thought "Oh boy, here we go. Another quote about cocks and masturbation."
Some of them were real funny.
ONLY SOME??
And if you want i can stop posting those, i just want a little laugh^^
ThePhilosopher Caine
Posts : 2707 Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : Brazil
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:12 pm
My dear, it was never my intention to make you stop posting anything Just imagine this place if everytime we wanted to say something, we went to ask everyone if they agreed.
Feral Beyond Caine
Posts : 7617 Join date : 2010-08-15 Age : 40 Location : Poland
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:40 pm
ThePhilosopher wrote:
My dear, it was never my intention to make you stop posting anything Just imagine this place if everytime we wanted to say something, we went to ask everyone if they agreed.
That would feel like political correctness... *shudders*
@Shabu: Oh, all were more or less funny... Only some made me ROTFL. I didn't want to upset you... *nuzzles Shabu and wags*
Childe of Malkav Beyond Caine
Posts : 5204 Join date : 2009-11-05 Location : Gone for Good
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:04 pm
Political correctness!? Feral, I should ban you for use of inapropriate language...
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Jad.3 Caine
Posts : 3303 Join date : 2010-09-11 Age : 42 Location : near Prague
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:10 pm
Yeah, watch your language young man!
Feral Beyond Caine
Posts : 7617 Join date : 2010-08-15 Age : 40 Location : Poland
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:21 pm
Childe of Malkav wrote:
Political correctness!? Feral, I should ban you for use of inapropriate language...
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Sorry... *rolls over, whimpers softly and wags tail shyly between hind legs*
I am getting good at showing submission, no?
Jad.3 Caine
Posts : 3303 Join date : 2010-09-11 Age : 42 Location : near Prague
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:23 pm
Too good
SaulottheGentle Antediluvian
Posts : 766 Join date : 2012-10-06 Age : 29
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:34 am
Feral wrote:
Childe of Malkav wrote:
Political correctness!? Feral, I should ban you for use of inapropriate language...
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Sorry... *rolls over, whimpers softly and wags tail shyly between hind legs*
I am getting good at showing submission, no?
D'aaawww, Feral. You put it in more respectable terms, and in Kindred Society, being polite and prepared as fuck is all you really need.
*Rubs belly*
Childe of Malkav Beyond Caine
Posts : 5204 Join date : 2009-11-05 Location : Gone for Good
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Thu Jul 18, 2013 4:15 am
Feral wrote:
Childe of Malkav wrote:
Political correctness!? Feral, I should ban you for use of inapropriate language...
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Sorry... *rolls over, whimpers softly and wags tail shyly between hind legs*
I am getting good at showing submission, no?
Yep, don't risk your alpha status among the local Gangrel. Honestly I expected you at my throat, not at my feet. *Produces a large femur of obscure origin*
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Jad.3 Caine
Posts : 3303 Join date : 2010-09-11 Age : 42 Location : near Prague
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Thu Jul 18, 2013 5:34 am
A Malk is telling a Gangrel how to behave. I think I'll fall to torpor. Can I have a go-away-party, please?
Karavolos megalomaniac
Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Thu Jul 18, 2013 6:03 am
Jad.3 wrote:
Can I have a go-away-party, please?
Jad.3 Caine
Posts : 3303 Join date : 2010-09-11 Age : 42 Location : near Prague
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Thu Jul 18, 2013 6:05 am
Aaaaw, one upload, coming right up!
YamiRaziel Methuselah
Posts : 459 Join date : 2009-11-12 Location : Bulgaria
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:49 am
That is not dead which can eternal lie, yet with strange aeons even death may die.
ThePhilosopher Caine
Posts : 2707 Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : Brazil
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Thu Jul 18, 2013 12:25 pm
YamiRaziel wrote:
That is not dead which can eternal lie, yet with strange aeons even death may die.
What a deepity
Feral Beyond Caine
Posts : 7617 Join date : 2010-08-15 Age : 40 Location : Poland
Subject: Re: Quote of the day Thu Jul 18, 2013 12:52 pm
Childe of Malkav wrote:
Feral wrote:
Childe of Malkav wrote:
Political correctness!? Feral, I should ban you for use of inapropriate language...
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Sorry... *rolls over, whimpers softly and wags tail shyly between hind legs*
I am getting good at showing submission, no?
Yep, don't risk your alpha status among the local Gangrel. Honestly I expected you at my throat, not at my feet. *Produces a large femur of obscure origin*
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*enjoys belly rub by Sally* *licks femur*
*rises with a start*
I became, like, domesticated!? *looks around thoughtfully* Well, it feels good... I know Obfuscate, Jad could teach me Celerity and I could go City Gangrel...
*gets back to savoring the femur and belly rubs*
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